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(St. Petersburg Times) Florida What good is having a toddler if you can't send them out into traffic to panhandle while you smoke weed?   (tampabay.com) divider line 38
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2011-12-16 11:58:56 PM
I know you're probably just baiting people, Subtard, but Xanax isn't the same as weed.
 
2011-12-17 12:02:23 AM
Either way, Newt Gingrich is encouraging them to make a living and even become entrepenurial. It beats the hell out of being a janitor, you must admit.
 
2011-12-17 05:30:41 AM
Beats having them do the dishes I guess.
 
2011-12-17 05:35:01 AM
www.ashleyandlitsa.com

As a sandwich?
 
2011-12-17 05:44:07 AM
What good is having a toddler if you can't send them out into traffic to panhandle while you smoke weed?



You know, that's a very good question.
 
2011-12-17 05:44:14 AM
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Baldyga?
 
2011-12-17 05:45:47 AM
aw look at how depressed that 18 year old is, she needs some xanax.
 
2011-12-17 05:58:34 AM
Enterprising young woman in trouble with big government while trying to provide for her family.
 
2011-12-17 06:18:54 AM
Marcus Aurelius: Either way, Newt Gingrich is encouraging them to make a living and even become entrepenurial. It beats the hell out of being a janitor, you must admit.

Bootstrappy!
 
2011-12-17 06:21:03 AM
She is on methadone, but claims to have never done "hard drugs". Methadone is a hard drug usually given to help people kick heroin (another hard drug).

Giving money to panhandlers only supports homelessness/vagrancy. I could give this chick $1,000 and she would still be in the same situation.
 
2011-12-17 06:31:02 AM
digitalpirate: I could give this chick $1,000 and she would still be in the same situation.

That's for the high classed ones. She looks to be more of a hundred a night gal.
 
2011-12-17 06:32:20 AM
I dunno, my folks used to send me to the store for smokes when I was 4.

/off my lawn, CSB, etc.
 
2011-12-17 06:33:30 AM
I'd hit it!
 
2011-12-17 06:38:13 AM
Marcus Aurelius: Either way, Newt Gingrich is encouraging them to make a living and even become entrepenurial. It beats the hell out of being a janitor, you must admit.


Exactly what I was going to post, except I'm sane and have cogent thoughts.

(FTFA: Bridgette Patricia Baldyga of St. Petersburg had 75 cents and 11/2 pills of Xanax in her pocket.
11/2 of a pill is what, .02 grams? )
 
2011-12-17 06:43:24 AM
theolinc: aw look at how depressed that 18 year old is, she needs some xanax.

Xanax isn't for depression dumbass.
 
2011-12-17 06:43:52 AM
chaddsfarkprefect: Exactly what I was going to post, except I'm sane and have cogent thoughts.

I've cogently thought that drug addiction is a entrepreneurship Gingrich is quite familiar with.
 
2011-12-17 06:45:40 AM
The teen's mother acknowledged her daughter was wrong for panhandling, and for having her child with her. Cara Baldyga said her daughter isn't always mature. She said she has warned her about who she hangs out with, and wants her to get help.

Hey, Mom, I don't want to point fingers or assign blame, but, you know, I think the help needed to be given years ago, probably from you or Dad. Where is Dad, by the way, I didn't see his comments. Oh, no Dad? Well, I guess I'm a nutty conservative, but maybe a child wants a daddy? He could have maybe helped keep her from having a heroin problem and a baby at 15 or 16? I mean I know sometimes a kid is better off without a particular dad. But generally?

/Bah. Endless cycle. And, it being Floriduh, it's not like the DCF or other agencies get funded enough to help people break out of the cycle. But, we'll happily lock this poor unfortunate up for several years. Always got enough money for vengeance, never enough for education and prevention.
 
2011-12-17 07:27:23 AM
Bridgette Patricia Baldyga of St. Petersburg had 75 cents and 11/2 pills of Xanax in her pocket

xanax will get you through times of no money better then money will get you through times with no xanax.
 
2011-12-17 07:35:53 AM
starlost: Bridgette Patricia Baldyga of St. Petersburg had 75 cents and 11/2 pills of Xanax in her pocket

xanax will get you through times of no money better then money will get you through times with no xanax.


processing....processing..........YES! I agree.
 
2011-12-17 07:47:34 AM
Nothing says "Legalize It" more than motherss sending their toddlers out to beg for drug money.
 
2011-12-17 07:56:04 AM
ghare: He could have maybe helped keep her from having a heroin problem and a baby at 15 or 16?

Or he could make it worse for her, as he already did.
 
2011-12-17 07:56:46 AM
thrgd456: Nothing says "Legalize It" more than motherss sending their toddlers out to beg for drug money.

Farkers do.
 
2011-12-17 08:22:58 AM
I can't work up a snark about this. Poor chick is broken. Destroyed, ruined. Nothing funny.
 
2011-12-17 08:34:41 AM
This is why we need better education in this country. If she'd read Dickens, she'd know that you don't send your kid out. You acquire a stable of other people's children to beg and steal for you.

/fagin
//THERE'S your Gingrich entrepreneurship
 
2011-12-17 08:35:41 AM
FlameDuck: Enterprising young woman in trouble with big government while trying to provide for her family.
 
2011-12-17 08:45:11 AM
18-year-old mother...boyfriend...25

That explains a lot.
 
2011-12-17 08:59:06 AM
Funny, how quick people are to have a certain opinion of someone based on so little evidence.
 
2011-12-17 09:07:15 AM
signaljammer: Funny, how quick people are to have a certain opinion of someone based on so little evidence.

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2011-12-17 09:15:55 AM
If Xanax is the same as weed, they pulled a bait-and-switch on me at the pharmacy. Anyway, if she's already on methadone, it wouldn't take much Xanax to ease the stress of her oh-so-rough life, not to mention lightening the mental burden of giving a flying fark about her daughter's safety.
Who knows, maybe she's one of the many addicts on methadone maintenance who is given a far higher dose of methadone than necessary, leaving her constantly strung out. Why? Because no matter where the funding is coming from, more addicts coming in means more money for the clinic. I've seen more successes quitting cold turkey than with methadone.
 
2011-12-17 09:53:48 AM
I don't expect farkers to be nice, but since they are generally cerebral narcissists, I don't expect them to jump to conclusions.
 
2011-12-17 10:15:55 AM
Have you ever tried to smoke a Xanax? They are hell to keep lit.
 
2011-12-17 10:18:16 AM
The toddler certainly could be of other uses, like fetching beer i suppose.
 
2011-12-17 12:42:01 PM
offmymeds: Marcus Aurelius: Either way, Newt Gingrich is encouraging them to make a living and even become entrepenurial. It beats the hell out of being a janitor, you must admit.

Bootstrappy!


Came here for this.
 
2011-12-17 01:18:03 PM
11/2 - that's like 5.5, right?
Poor girl, she needs a nice sugar daddy.
 
2011-12-17 03:59:10 PM
Young children can be of great help. I heard recently of one that stopped a train in California. Moms put your kids to work.
 
2011-12-17 04:14:54 PM
I would stick it in her butt, clearly she gets pregnant to fast.
 
2011-12-18 12:49:48 AM
Cute little delinquent

I mean the 18 year old mom.
 
2011-12-18 03:39:44 AM
they can pick up cigarettes and beer in case you're too stoned to move?
 
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