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(Star Tribune)   Britney shows off her knowledge of current events.   ( divider line
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15676 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Nov 2001 at 12:37 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-07 12:41:45 PM  
Now that is a real shocker.
Should be labeled obvious.

-goo goo gajoob
2001-11-07 12:42:37 PM  
there should be a label talentless just for her
2001-11-07 12:43:02 PM  
She may be dumb.....but she can dance, dance, dance.
2001-11-07 12:43:08 PM  
Young and dumb, just the way I like them.
2001-11-07 12:43:21 PM  
boobies = talent
2001-11-07 12:43:42 PM  
I don't care unless she's dance dance dancing on my cock.

2001-11-07 12:44:42 PM  
I'm expecting you guys to tell me when she's the guest on the O'Reilly Factor.
2001-11-07 12:45:12 PM  
wow! Cause like those two big buildings and stuff, and like all those people like man, like something should be like done and stuff.
2001-11-07 12:45:12 PM  
They only thing I want to hear coming out of her mouth is "fark me fb- ohh ohh yeah, fark me harder fb-!"
2001-11-07 12:45:32 PM  
what? jason biggs in the graduate?? WHY??
2001-11-07 12:46:15 PM  
2001-11-07 12:46:49 PM  
Yeah, she's cute, but someone thought she'd have a lot to say about the war? Obvious, I agree.
2001-11-07 12:47:26 PM  
Stupid people should Not breed
2001-11-07 12:47:27 PM  
this is just what the world was waiting for, I'm sure all the pilots and special forces over there are thinking....I wonder what Britney thinks, I hope she approves. I can't believe her 15 minutes aren't up.
2001-11-07 12:49:47 PM  
I couldn't fark someone that stupid. What the hell would there be to talk about in the afterglow? More secks?

Wait a second...let me think about this...

Never mind...I'll just pound her a tent stake and call it good. Then I'd suggest she tour the middle east...
2001-11-07 12:50:17 PM  
I credit the journalist who was smart enough to ask her this, knowing that would be her answer.
2001-11-07 12:52:58 PM  
It's no wonder that she is a mental midget. This comes as no shock. I've met small appliances that are more intelligent than her

-he who stacks pork
2001-11-07 12:54:02 PM  
How long is it going to take before someone posts the "I wish these were brains" pic with Britney's head ps'd on it? Maybe standing in the desert with Afghan rebels and her hands in an "I don't know" position?
2001-11-07 12:55:06 PM  
I hardly think there's anyone that thought her brain was bigger than her b00bies.
2001-11-07 12:56:58 PM  
I wonder what her thoughts are on global warming, or deforestation, or human rights abuses by our "allies" on the war on terrorism? probably "um.. um.. Yeah! I guess so." Sounds like she NEEDS to get farked. Lack of cum has stunted her mental development.
2001-11-07 12:57:31 PM  
MadMonk, LOL!
2001-11-07 12:58:10 PM  

That was funny.
2001-11-07 01:00:45 PM  
did anyone else get the image of wynona rider in the south park movie
2001-11-07 01:02:04 PM  
I can't wait until her career starts to flag and she does ass porn...
2001-11-07 01:02:11 PM  
That was interesting.... yawn.
2001-11-07 01:05:34 PM  
Also known in journalistic circles as a "gotcha" question. Anybody remember when they asked Sen. Paul Tsongas after he'd made a speech about how he was one of the "regular people" what a gallon of milk cost? Classic gotcha moment. He just said "Uhhhhh....." then got down off the dais and went out and shook the reporter's hand.

Britney ain't got that kind of (figurative) balls.
2001-11-07 01:06:10 PM  
why the hell would you ask a question like that at a britney spears press conference? Oh yea I know because you're an idiot and think you're gonna be all cool with you're reporter buddies if you ask a question like that. "hey look at me!! I'm edgy and love to ask the hard hitting questions!! Please have sex with me!!! somebody?" Way to go you virgin, you had you're 15 minuts now go back home and spank it.
2001-11-07 01:09:48 PM  
Oh god someone tell me she's not a reflection of US youths! (what the hell's a yute?)
2001-11-07 01:10:23 PM  
Yikes...don't feed the trolls ^
2001-11-07 01:12:06 PM  
Asking Britney Spears her opinion on the war is like asking
Pres. Bush who he thought should have been on the "Worst Dressed List" at the Emmy's.
2001-11-07 01:16:20 PM  
Her book was surprisingly a good read, though.
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2001-11-07 01:16:45 PM  
ahhh britney.. self absorbtion at its best :P
2001-11-07 01:17:11 PM  
At least she is not one of those entertainers who, just because they are famous, think they have the responsibility of getting involved in politics. Her job is to look good, and frankly that's all she is good at.
2001-11-07 01:18:04 PM  
Bukkake your right. I was wondering why anyone cared if she supports the war or not. I'm not sure W and the boys sit around at night planning military strategy based on the support it garners from music industry marketing created atms errrrrrrrr....pop stars.

W: Hey Don, think we should use tactical nukes?

Don: Don't know, what's Britney's take?

W: Not sure, but P-Diddy gives it 2 ho's up.

Don: Yeah but N-Sync is split on it.

W: Damn, that's a tough call.

Don: Sure is, wouldn't want to be in your shoes boss.
2001-11-07 01:18:26 PM  
Didn't she take part in that god-awful tribute song? Or was that Christina? I can't tell the two apart anymore.
2001-11-07 01:18:54 PM  
Anyone got that pic of that chick with huge knockers wearing a t-shirt that says "I wish these were brains" ? I can't find it
2001-11-07 01:19:13 PM  
Well, whatever.

It's not like we are "in to" Britney Spears for her ever-so-atute views on foreign policy.

And for the record, we are "in to" Britney for her dancing, boobies, ass, smile, boobies, and body. Whoops, I said boobies twice. Hmm..........

2001-11-07 01:20:10 PM  
When will people learn that celebrities live in a different America, for every 1 celeb that knows what's going on there are 30 that don't. These peolple are spoon feed everything while someone holds their hand and don't give me crap about the telethon, while some of them were there because they have a legit feelings about what had happened a good number of them were for publicity and that sickens me. I give it up to Steve Buscemi who was down at ground zero helping out and did it as anonymously as he could and never once went on TV to say what he did or what he's doing, while others ran from New York because they were scared. This article is just another reason why celebs should not be looked up to as role models
2001-11-07 01:21:53 PM  
Anybody remember when they asked Sen. Paul Tsongas after he'd made a speech about how he was one of the "regular people" what a gallon of milk cost? Classic gotcha moment.

Although I didn't share Tsongas' politics, I didn't fault him for not knowing the answer to that. I'm one of the 'regular people' and haven't bought milk in many years, so I'd have no clue either. I think most adults stop drinking milk, and Tsongas was way beyond the age at which he'd have had kids who drank it. Ask me the price of a pound of hamburger or chicken, and I'd be right there with it.
2001-11-07 01:21:56 PM  
she is sooo fvcking hot!!
2001-11-07 01:22:25 PM  
This is not a time for dispute people..

During these times of trial and tribulation asserted by the evil terrorist we must join hands and unite as one. In unity as perverts and capatialistic pigs we must beg... Brittney for the sake of humanity, please get naked!


/2 cents
2001-11-07 01:24:15 PM  
whats a fvck? anyway, im sure she has at least half as much plastic in her michael jackson/cher.. choose wichever joke you like best. i would still squeak her jibs though.
2001-11-07 01:29:09 PM  
"like um... uh... pedro is signaling me to let one of my boobies fall out... soo.. um.. can you push that little button under your seat? i was expeting to sit on that one... thanks... *push* *POP* "oo my god! boobies!!!!" news headlines say "Britney spears' boobie pops out! look at that titty! o yea, shes farking dumb too, and lives under her rock named "justin" (What a whore)
2001-11-07 01:30:02 PM  
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RancidPlasma--Is this the one you're looking for?
2001-11-07 01:35:52 PM  
Saulsa - "At least she is not one of those entertainers who, just because they are famous, think they have the responsibility of getting involved in politics."

No shiat, Democrats should want a ban on soft money more than anyone just so Daschle wont have to listen to Barbara Strisand's stupid ars tell him how to connect with voters.
2001-11-07 01:38:22 PM

Wow, she makes Dan Quayle look like a genius. Of course, he doesn't have boobies though.
2001-11-07 01:38:24 PM  

Ok, perhaps she doesn't know anything or perhaps she's been groomed by her PR people not to say anything, because whatever she says will be burning holes into everyone's
minds just like what's going on here.

Anyone else smell that burning?

2001-11-07 01:38:37 PM  
You would think her handlers and/or publicist would have had the forethought to prep her for that question? It's not like they pulled the question out of nowhere.
2001-11-07 01:40:21 PM  
Beavosaurus Rex: Thank you!
2001-11-07 01:42:50 PM  
I am sure ther people have enough brains to tell her to play dumb. "Stay out of controversy and show that ass a bit. Play dumb and make cash Britney."

Hell... people in RL ask me what I think of the war.. I just nod and say.. "It's aight... but I think with the new draft comeing in next year we will have a solid team. And that we should be a decent team in the playoffs for next season."
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