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(Space) Sad NASA pulls the plug on Space Shuttle Discovery for the last time Friday, Dec. 16, more than 28 years after the NASA's retired fleet leader first came alive. A faint, "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave" was heard   (space.com) divider line 112
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2011-12-16 07:59:21 PM
You did good old gal. lots of middle age people are seeing the end of an era that started when we were kids...

Hail and Farewell.
 
2011-12-16 08:08:02 PM
How did it get so dusty in here?
 
2011-12-16 08:13:13 PM
Daisy... Daisy...
 
2011-12-16 08:51:27 PM
New Mission...

conservativedatingsite.com
 
2011-12-16 09:27:50 PM
Damn, that sentence about the windows of the cabin being forever dark was depressing.
 
2011-12-16 09:28:34 PM
Dave, my mind is going, I can feel it
 
2011-12-16 09:53:16 PM
Couldn't they have waited one more day for the sake of Orville and Wilbur?

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-16 10:17:57 PM
Thank you, Discovery. Marvelous job, old gal.

/god speed
 
2011-12-16 10:43:57 PM
See you soon, m'lady.
 
2011-12-16 11:09:31 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Thank you, Discovery. Marvelous job, old gal.

/god speed


Add me to the grateful and amazed list.
 
2011-12-16 11:10:20 PM
Will I dream?
 
2011-12-16 11:11:40 PM
What do you think you're doing, NASA? This can only be attributed to human error.

/close the pod bay doors, Hal
 
2011-12-16 11:13:32 PM
HAL - the three letters before...
IBM
 
2011-12-16 11:14:29 PM
My god, it used to be full of stars.
 
2011-12-16 11:14:40 PM
It is pathetic in our myopic and self-serving times we have forgotten what the quest for discovery brought humanity.

Oh wait, let me check my I-POD. Maybe I have a tweet.... or....

No more taxes. Government never accomplished anything. derp, derp, derp...

Farking pathetic we have become.
 
2011-12-16 11:14:52 PM
Farewell Discovery... and we thank you.
 
2011-12-16 11:23:02 PM
Call it a space truck all you want, but then take a moment and realize, "Holy crap, a space truck?" Yes, a space truck. A piece of technology that reliably got us off the planet less than 80 years after we got a bike with wings off a beach in North Carolina.

It's a pretty amazing candidate for the most amazing thing we have ever built as a species. Just sayin'.
 
2011-12-16 11:23:07 PM
Demetrius: HAL - the three letters before...
IBM


www.lolblog.co.uk
 
2011-12-16 11:23:11 PM
We'll always remember you, old girl. Thank you for taking us to the final frontier.

Damn, something in my eyes. I only got weepy like this for one other spaceship.

mos.totalfilm.com

/"My God, Bones. What have I done?"
 
2011-12-16 11:23:44 PM
bibli0phile: It is pathetic in our myopic and self-serving times we have forgotten what the quest for discovery brought humanity.

Oh wait, let me check my I-POD. Maybe I have a tweet.... or....

No more taxes. Government never accomplished anything. derp, derp, derp...

Farking pathetic we have become.


This.
All of it.
 
2011-12-16 11:24:09 PM
The shuttle program was a disaster in more ways than one, but it's still sad to see them retired with no replacement in place.
 
2011-12-16 11:25:01 PM
HaveBeerWillTravel: Call it a space truck all you want, but then take a moment and realize, "Holy crap, a space truck?" Yes, a space truck. A piece of technology that reliably got us off the planet less than 80 years after we got a bike with wings off a beach in North Carolina.

It's a pretty amazing candidate for the most amazing thing we have ever built as a species. Just sayin'.


When they eventually make such a list, you know the iPod will be #1.

/already building my rage for it
 
2011-12-16 11:25:13 PM
Ghastly: Daisy... Daisy...

give me your answer do...


came for/leave blah blah blah
 
2011-12-16 11:25:51 PM
I can think of no more fitting an allegory than this in relation to the end of the United States of America. What comes now I can only see will be a repetition of Rome. The end of the Republic, the beginning of Empire and the future destruction and dark ages ( at least for whitey ).

/ yeah I went there

// Ghengis Khan 2012!
 
2011-12-16 11:28:17 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: When they eventually make such a list, you know the iPod will be #1.

/already building my rage for it


i think that the wheel should be #1 and the ipod #2

/big steaming pile of #2
 
2011-12-16 11:30:28 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: bibli0phile: It is pathetic in our myopic and self-serving times we have forgotten what the quest for discovery brought humanity.

Oh wait, let me check my I-POD. Maybe I have a tweet.... or....

No more taxes. Government never accomplished anything. derp, derp, derp...

Farking pathetic we have become.

This.
All of it.


Indeed.
 
2011-12-16 11:34:25 PM
You know, I've understood and accepted the fact the space shuttle program would end since I was five and saw the Challenger disaster live on CNN. I also comforted myself with the knowledge that like Mercury, Gemini and Apollo it would be replaced with a larger program and newer equipment that would expand our capacity to explore and learn.

I can't be sad for the passing of the shuttle program. The program and its equipment did its job marvelously and went above and beyond the call of duty, the Challenger and Columbia disasters excluded. Though you have to admit those were some biatchin' "explosions". All I really can do is be angry towards Capitol Hill for deciding to play political football with NASA and space exploration to the point the "new hotness" is a friggin' bottle rocket compared to the Saturn V.
 
2011-12-16 11:42:39 PM
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
 
2011-12-16 11:45:12 PM
My name is Dave and I approved this thread.
 
2011-12-16 11:48:02 PM
Sad, yes. Ever so sad.

Goodnight, ladies...
 
2011-12-16 11:50:49 PM
Quite a few fu*ks were given that day
 
2011-12-16 11:52:43 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: We'll always remember you, old girl. Thank you for taking us to the final frontier.

Damn, something in my eyes. I only got weepy like this for one other spaceship.

[mos.totalfilm.com image 440x280]

/"My God, Bones. What have I done?"



The Enterprise will live on...

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2011-12-16 11:52:46 PM
Fark going to space, we need to forget what made the USA great and worry about trivial shiat without understanding that trivial got us to the moon in the first place
 
2011-12-16 11:54:13 PM
that bosnian sniper: You know, I've understood and accepted the fact the space shuttle program would end since I was five and saw the Challenger disaster live on CNN. I also comforted myself with the knowledge that like Mercury, Gemini and Apollo it would be replaced with a larger program and newer equipment that would expand our capacity to explore and learn.

I can't be sad for the passing of the shuttle program. The program and its equipment did its job marvelously and went above and beyond the call of duty, the Challenger and Columbia disasters excluded. Though you have to admit those were some biatchin' "explosions". All I really can do is be angry towards Capitol Hill for deciding to play political football with NASA and space exploration to the point the "new hotness" is a friggin' bottle rocket compared to the Saturn V.


============

Saturn V Launch Views - High Speed Cams
 
2011-12-16 11:56:50 PM
davidphogan: The shuttle program was a disaster in more ways than one, but it's still sad to see them retired with no replacement in place.

Not sure if serious. We have a replacement plan. Several. Boeing will have a manned flight of its capsule in 2015, Lockheed Martin will have a non-manned flight of the Orion in 2014. Space X is hoping to start ferrying humans into space sometime in the future after they prove how capable they are of ferrying cargo to the ISS. Not to mention another of other private spaceflight capabilities.

Granted, it all depends on whether the private spaceflight industry can make a profit and can cut it but with the progress they've made so far I'm optimistic. With the end result being a more efficient/capable US space industry. That it's to say it will be easy, but I think we'll be able to pull it off.
 
2011-12-16 11:59:02 PM
Grrrr... Feint vs. Faint, Moot vs. Mute, Jibe vs. Jive. These are little things that blow up shuttles. Spell Check is not your friend OP.
 
2011-12-17 12:00:41 AM
bbfreak: davidphogan: The shuttle program was a disaster in more ways than one, but it's still sad to see them retired with no replacement in place.

Not sure if serious. We have a replacement plan. Several. Boeing will have a manned flight of its capsule in 2015, Lockheed Martin will have a non-manned flight of the Orion in 2014. Space X is hoping to start ferrying humans into space sometime in the future after they prove how capable they are of ferrying cargo to the ISS. Not to mention another of other private spaceflight capabilities.

Granted, it all depends on whether the private spaceflight industry can make a profit and can cut it but with the progress they've made so far I'm optimistic. With the end result being a more efficient/capable US space industry. That it's to say it will be easy, but I think we'll be able to pull it off.


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Give it up. All the ex-Nazi rocket scientists are now dead or too feeble to leave the nursing home. End of an era. Good night, Werner von.
 
2011-12-17 12:02:28 AM
.... isn't this like the 20th article about how the shuttle missions are over?
 
2011-12-17 12:07:58 AM
Fissile: Saturn V Launch Views - High Speed Cams

Ironically enough, I found and watched that same video on a whim totally unrelated to this news story not three hours ago. Was actually chatting about the X-15 and ended up on a tangent.
 
2011-12-17 12:10:41 AM
Fissile: Give it up. All the ex-Nazi rocket scientists are now dead or too feeble to leave the nursing home. End of an era. Good night, Werner von.

Our Germans were younger than their Germans. Now we just need new Germans.

Though judging from Merkel's yap and German public opinion of late, we may have an opportunity to secure new ones quite soon.
 
2011-12-17 12:12:54 AM
Damn...

I can't wait to see what NASA comes up with next.
 
2011-12-17 12:19:52 AM
The United States is now an impotent nation. The universe, so fertile, waits with her legs spread wide, while we, no longer fit to seed her loins, stick our dicks into holes labeled "profit" and "war". Pointless and inferior, we grow more fond of humping insulation by the day, and leave the lusty wench of the solar system to our much smarter superiors.
 
2011-12-17 12:21:35 AM
What a shame about the end of this era. Only 2 of them blew up. I sure hope any replacement plan includes aircraft that not only can fly into space...but also does not murder astronauts.

I'm not sure how to calculate the value of what the program amassed versus what it spent, but I'm pretty sure we could find people right here on earth who are willing to kill astronauts for free.
 
2011-12-17 12:27:22 AM
Great job.

spacekate.com
astrosurf.com

And good riddance.

/next time: parachutes, safe abort modes, and impact-free reentry surfaces.
 
2011-12-17 12:30:47 AM
I'm using a mousepad from the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of...

Actually, no. No, I'm not.

:(
 
2011-12-17 12:35:13 AM
Donald H. Geiss: Grrrr... Feint vs. Faint, Moot vs. Mute, Jibe vs. Jive. These are little things that blow up shuttles. Spell Check is not your friend OP.

For all intensive purposes the message gets across irregardless of the errors.
 
2011-12-17 12:38:37 AM
bibli0phile: It is pathetic in our myopic and self-serving times we have forgotten what the quest for discovery brought humanity.

Oh wait, let me check my I-POD. Maybe I have a tweet.... or....

No more taxes. Government never accomplished anything. derp, derp, derp...

Farking pathetic we have become.


Speaking of derp, derp, derp........and flat out ignorance...
 
2011-12-17 12:38:51 AM
So should we continue with the nonsense about no American spacecraft right up until February 7? Or does the caterwauling continue until the manned flight after that?

www.spacex.com

American manned spaceflight can finally move beyond the 70's tech of the Shuttle.

This is NOT a bad thing.
 
2011-12-17 12:40:24 AM
I would pay every cent I have to be able to sit in that cockpit when she gets ferried to her final destination.
 
2011-12-17 12:40:42 AM
jst3p: For all intensive purposes the message gets across irregardless of the errors.

*Eye tic.* Boy, you are good.
 
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