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(UPI) Florida Don King's turkey truck hijacked. This is an audacious, fallacious, hellacious, and vexatious crime intended to stupify, horrify, and mystify our mortified law enforcement officials and poultrified spectators   (upi.com) divider line 11
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Wyckyd Sceptre [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 09:44:17 PM
I support Larry Bonds
 
InOmnibusCaritas [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 09:49:30 PM
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

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Harv72b [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 09:54:45 PM
Wanted for questioning:
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Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-12-16 10:29:04 PM
hiphopwired.com

'The whiteness of this turkey breast sickitates me.'
 
MysticSavage
2011-12-16 10:32:37 PM
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This is an egregious misappropriation of Yuletide gastronomy,
 
Wyckyd Sceptre [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 10:59:27 PM
 
Robo Beat
2011-12-16 11:14:49 PM
Don King headlines are always a winner in my book.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-12-17 07:35:55 AM
Oh no! Now how will he make a grandilomentitudinous sandwich? (pops)
 
paswa17
2011-12-17 08:28:43 AM
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MMMMMM....poultrified.....
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-17 10:28:30 AM
Course the cops say as far as they know nobody hijacked anything.

/all them turkeys belong to Don King
 
Jodeo
2011-12-17 03:23:47 PM
"For those of you just tuning in, Don King's truck has just been hijacked by live turkeys. Film at 11."

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