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2011-12-16 05:21:51 PM
I don't care, but that is a NSFW site, to be sure. The ads.
 
2011-12-16 05:26:42 PM
SRSLY NSFW
 
2011-12-16 06:25:38 PM
So is that site full of dudes or what?
 
2011-12-16 06:36:15 PM
Vice versa would surprise me less.
 
2011-12-16 06:54:48 PM
I didn't get any ads at all, even with Adblock disabled.

dumbimages.net
 
2011-12-16 07:41:51 PM
"Now that Newt is the leading contender in the race for the GOP nomination," Biderman continued, "we felt compelled to make a point to illustrate how times have changed when a serial divorcee/adulterer is capturing the hearts of the American people. Gingrich proves that marital fidelity has no bearing on someone's ability to do a job. Rather than judge him, Americans have finally embraced the reality that affairs are commonplace, and perhaps paradoxically, might be an indication of great leadership to come. He is not the first nor last politician who will step outside of their marriage."

The first sentence sounds like he's trolling Newt, the rest of it sounds like he's serious. Methinks he's just nuts.
 
2011-12-16 07:52:34 PM
Bless his sweet heart...
 
2011-12-16 08:08:09 PM
Link was changed to a SFW link. Same story, now without pr0n.
 
2011-12-16 08:11:49 PM
If Newt become our next President (Please no...) will we have several consecutive First Ladies?
 
2011-12-16 08:13:52 PM

Moderator: Link was changed to a SFW link. Same story, now without pr0n.


Phew!

As much as I'm sure "Begging for a Pegging" is an Oscar-worthy cinematic masterpiece, the ad for it is probably not appropriate, even for the Politics tab.
 
2011-12-16 08:18:34 PM
Newt loves it when you talk about his personal life and don't ask him anything that matters. He must thank his God whenever some dumb college kid interrupts a QA to ask him about something that happened years ago that doesn't involve his voting record or anything he's every said.
 
2011-12-16 08:18:34 PM
Of the many reasons I'm sad to see Christopher Hitchens go, one is that he'll never get to write a Newt Gingrich obit.
 
2011-12-16 08:50:10 PM
Simple. Brilliant.
 
2011-12-16 09:02:08 PM
Marriage: 1 man, as many women as your cheating, lying ass can mysteriously convince to sleep with you. Family values!!
 
2011-12-16 10:35:55 PM
Found this one rattling around in my Buket, seems like as good a time as any to whip it out...

i371.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-16 11:21:50 PM
FREE MARKET FAMILY VALUES!1!
 
2011-12-16 11:33:31 PM
Ah, Newt capturing the all-important swing voters. . ..
 
2011-12-16 11:38:02 PM
Wheel of Morality turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
 
2011-12-16 11:51:29 PM

Moderator: Link was changed to a SFW link. Same story, now without pr0n.


/shakes tiny peener at Moderator
//realizes mistake
///runs away
 
2011-12-16 11:53:51 PM

ms_lara_croft: If Newt become our next President (Please no...) will we have several consecutive First Ladies?


I'm convinced that the evil outer space alien he's married to will signal the invasion and we will all be overrun by her species within a matter of weeks.

I mean, just look at her. Could it be any more obvious?
 
2011-12-16 11:56:41 PM
Fark, now I have to admit that maybe Citizens United wasn't all bad.
 
2011-12-16 11:57:55 PM
Well bless his cheating little heart.
 
2011-12-17 12:00:17 AM
And, on an unrelated note, I blame Newt's wife. If she had cervical cancer instead of whatever it was she did have, sex would have been interesting enough for him to not resort to adultery.
 
2011-12-17 12:01:22 AM

GAT_00: Well bless his cheating little heart.


Hey, I thought people were sick of the whole "Family Values" schtick, you'd think more people would be happy to see the Republican party moving away from that and embracing the notion of infidelity, you know, to be more like Democrats ;P
 
2011-12-17 12:06:17 AM

CanisNoir: steaming load of horse manure


So gays can't get married because marriage is sacred, but cheating on your wife and/or divorce is ok?
 
2011-12-17 12:07:28 AM
It's only against Republican Family Values when:

1) It's the woman who cheats.
2) It's the man who cheats with a man and there's incontrovertible proof.
 
2011-12-17 12:15:51 AM

ms_lara_croft: If Newt become our next President (Please no...) will we have several consecutive First Ladies?


King Newt VIII? That's a frightening image...
 
2011-12-17 12:17:23 AM

CanisNoir: to be more like Democrats


The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?
 
2011-12-17 12:22:07 AM

GAT_00: CanisNoir: to be more like Democrats

The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?


Dems are are smarter, so they don't get caught as often.
 
2011-12-17 12:25:16 AM

simplicimus: GAT_00: CanisNoir: to be more like Democrats

The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?

Dems are are smarter, so they don't get caught as often.


I'm sorry, this Congress is good at keeping secrets?
 
2011-12-17 12:28:32 AM

GAT_00: simplicimus: GAT_00: CanisNoir: to be more like Democrats

The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?

Dems are are smarter, so they don't get caught as often.

I'm sorry, this Congress is good at keeping secrets?


Well, there's politics and then there's politics.
 
2011-12-17 12:30:31 AM
Hilarious!
 
2011-12-17 12:34:31 AM

Hey, at least Newt is a republican who is actually having sex with women.

/shudder... the thought of Newt having sex with women.


images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-12-17 12:40:58 AM
Why the fark do we care what AshleyMadison.com has to say about anything?
 
2011-12-17 12:41:42 AM

DeaH: It's only against Republican Family Values when:

1) It's the woman who cheats.
2) It's the man who cheats with a man and there's incontrovertible proof.

it's a Democrat


FTFY
 
2011-12-17 12:43:52 AM

GAT_00: I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?


I wouldn't call an unmarried man sending a picture of his junk to an unmarried woman a scandal. Clearly the Republicans just have a different set of rules for their team than they do for opponents.
 
2011-12-17 12:49:08 AM
GIS for "Ashley Madison"

hollywoodconnection.net

"Ooooh, piece of candy..."
 
2011-12-17 12:53:42 AM

hubiestubert: Bless his sweet heart...


Hard.
 
2011-12-17 12:54:20 AM

qorkfiend: Why the fark do we care what AshleyMadison.com has to say about anything?


Cuz his balls are large and in charge?
 
2011-12-17 12:55:17 AM

fusillade762: GIS for "Ashley Madison"

"Ooooh, piece of candy..."


Exhibit A:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-17 12:57:02 AM
Who is Ashley Madison? Never heard of her.
 
2011-12-17 01:01:17 AM

Bucky Katt: Who is Ashley Madison? Never heard of her.


Ashley Madison is a sleazy site for cheating farkers. It is not surprising they like Newt.
 
2011-12-17 01:04:00 AM
And really they might be trolling Newt just like Bill Clinton and the Baldwin brother.
 
2011-12-17 01:08:41 AM

BroVinny: Ah, Newt capturing the all-important swinger voters. . ..


FTFY

/that's the joke
//my first time fixin' that for anyone
///so excited

////not like that newt, stop calling
 
2011-12-17 01:38:55 AM

Sergeant Grumbles: GAT_00: I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?

I wouldn't call an unmarried man sending a picture of his junk to an unmarried woman a scandal. Clearly the Republicans just have a different set of rules for their team than they do for opponents.


Weiner was and is married, though frankly, he should not have stepped down, what with not having committed anything resembling a crime. Note that there are sitting GOP Reps who committed actual crimes of a similar nature. The most obvious prior Democratic scandal would have been John Edwards, I would think.
 
2011-12-17 01:45:04 AM

Bucky Katt: Who is Ashley Madison? Never heard of her.


The snack treat magnate.
 
2011-12-17 01:51:40 AM

Ed Finnerty: Bucky Katt: Who is Ashley Madison? Never heard of her.

The snack treat magnate.


I love those Zingers. Yum!
 
2011-12-17 02:43:38 AM
Personally, anyone who would vote for Gingrich is pretty much shouting their support for adultery and the dissolution of the family unit. OF course, hypocrisy runs strong in conservative streams.
 
2011-12-17 02:50:28 AM

ms_lara_croft: If Newt become our next President (Please no...) will we have several consecutive First Ladies?

I think First Mistress (and second, and third, and...) is much more likely.
 
2011-12-17 02:54:13 AM

Tendancy to over-dew it: ms_lara_croft: If Newt become our next President (Please no...) will we have several consecutive First Ladies?
I think First Mistress (and second, and third, and...) is much more likely.


It's not that Gingrich has had more mistresses than other politicians, it's he's so farking terrible at getting away with it...
 
2011-12-17 02:59:43 AM
So, I guess their business must have been sagging, but, hey, we're talking about AshleyMadison.com again.
 
2011-12-17 03:02:36 AM

Neeek: Weiner was and is married,


I stand corrected. Could have sworn he was single...
Doesn't really invalidate the rest of the statement, though. I don't see Weiner running for President.
 
2011-12-17 03:08:41 AM

GAT_00: The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?


You've got a point, though, I have to agree with another poster that Weiner was less of a scandal than guilty by politics. However, I do think that infidelity is not that big of a deal when it comes to Presidents and hasn't really been once since the early days. Sure, Rags would often accuse their opponents of having mistresses (Hell, Jackson blamed his wifes death on the claims that she wasn't actually divorced at the time of their marriage and held a grudge throughout his presidency) and so I keep going back to saying that this wont hurt Newt. FDR allegedly had several mistresses, and even Abe flirted on the side in the Summer of 1864 while the Hell Cat Mary Todd and her boy were back in Illinois and he was depressed because he thought he would lose re election. We won't even go into JFK, though I think Nixon was just lucky because nobody in their right mind besides his wife would sleep with him, that last is just a guess though.
 
2011-12-17 03:43:48 AM

CanisNoir: I do think that infidelity is not that big of a deal when it comes to Presidents and hasn't really been once since the early days.


It's funny how when your guy is up for the job, infidelity is "not that big of a deal", but I'll bet if the news broke that President Obama had cheated on Michelle it would suddenly be a very big deal.
 
2011-12-17 04:21:11 AM

The Why Not Guy: It's funny how when your guy is up for the job, infidelity is "not that big of a deal", but I'll bet if the news broke that President Obama had cheated on Michelle it would suddenly be a very big deal.


Not with me, sure the news stories would break and Talk radio would all be buzzing but it wouldn't be any skin off of my teeth. I've got bigger issues with him than whom he sticks his wang into on a cold winters night.
 
2011-12-17 05:00:20 AM

CanisNoir: GAT_00: The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?

However, I do think that infidelity is not that big of a deal when it comes to Presidents and hasn't really been once since the early days.


You may not, but when your party claims to be a defender of marriage and all about family values, it's sorta amusing.
 
2011-12-17 05:35:57 AM

fusillade762: GIS for "Ashley Madison"

[hollywoodconnection.net image 424x600]

"Ooooh, piece of candy..."


oh hey! that's James Woods! with uhm... some chick that kinda looks like she might be retarded. or inbred. or maybe both.
 
2011-12-17 05:56:36 AM

CanisNoir: The Why Not Guy: It's funny how when your guy is up for the job, infidelity is "not that big of a deal", but I'll bet if the news broke that President Obama had cheated on Michelle it would suddenly be a very big deal.

Not with me, sure the news stories would break and Talk radio would all be buzzing but it wouldn't be any skin off of my teeth. I've got bigger issues with him than whom he sticks his wang into on a cold winters night.


It wouldn't be a big deal for you, but I'm sure it would be for Gato Negro, Bocanegra, or whatever other dumbass animal/color alt you come up with.
 
2011-12-17 07:22:34 AM

Sergeant Grumbles: GAT_00: I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?

I wouldn't call an unmarried man sending a picture of his junk to an unmarried woman a scandal. Clearly the Republicans just have a different set of rules for their team than they do for opponents.


Eh, it's politics. Live by the slow news day, die by the slow news day. If the media didn't just randomly get bored and latch onto something insignificant just to pretend they had something important to talk about, most of our current crop of pols wouldn't be in office in the first place.
 
2011-12-17 07:26:56 AM
If newt is elected and then gets divorced again, who will be awarded the right to live in the White House?

Inquiring minds want to know
 
2011-12-17 08:24:52 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2011-12-17 10:00:19 AM

GAT_00: CanisNoir: to be more like Democrats

The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?


i70.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com
/obvious
 
2011-12-17 10:19:08 AM

FloydA: Moderator: Link was changed to a SFW link. Same story, now without pr0n.

Phew!

As much as I'm sure "Begging for a Pegging" is an Oscar-worthy cinematic masterpiece, the ad for it is probably not appropriate, even for the Politics tab.


It would be for a Santorum story.
 
2011-12-17 11:44:22 AM

Gunny Walker: GAT_00: CanisNoir: to be more like Democrats

The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?



/obvious


niiiiice.
 
2011-12-17 12:44:30 PM

Sabyen91: Bucky Katt: Who is Ashley Madison? Never heard of her.

Ashley Madison is a sleazyscam site for cheating farkers by hiring people to lead men on with things they want to hear to get their money. It is not surprising they like Newt.


At least that was the theory by a friend who was familiar with their employee base. I mean it's brilliant - it's not like they can sue you without effectively ending their marriage first, right?

So yeah, the association fits even better that way - leading you on for your money is the Republican way, isn't it?
 
2011-12-17 12:57:12 PM

Ed Finnerty: Bucky Katt: Who is Ashley Madison? Never heard of her.

The snack treat magnate.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-17 01:25:30 PM

The Why Not Guy: CanisNoir: steaming load of horse manure

So gays can't get married because marriage is sacred, but cheating on your wife and/or divorce is ok?


yes; i cant believe you still have to ask that question. How many times do you have to be told?
you say that like you are surprised. move along.
 
2011-12-17 01:59:55 PM
Neeek,
Tendancy to over-dew it: ms_lara_croft: If Newt become our next President (Please no...) will we have several consecutive First Ladies?
I think First Mistress (and second, and third, and...) is much more likely.
It's not that Gingrich has had more mistresses than other politicians, it's he's so farking terrible at getting away with it...


It is part of the bigger problem, Newt is a major sleezebag. And he treats SO's in his life with a basic disrespect.

He does not just cheat on his wife. Not that I consider this a dealbreaker, some wives accept it under specific conditions and the marriage is a business relationship that works. A leader that gets elected has charisma, women like men men with charisma and men generally like farking other women. That has never changed.

Newt treats women like garbage, and he will treat others with the same complete disrespect. It is part of his basic character.
 
2011-12-17 03:24:49 PM

Observatory: [i39.tinypic.com image 624x352]


You have no idea how much that picture makes me smile. It was actually a great interview. Happy Leno gave the good doc so much time.
 
2011-12-17 03:27:53 PM

phenn: Observatory: [i39.tinypic.com image 624x352]

You have no idea how much that picture makes me smile. It was actually a great interview. Happy Leno gave the good doc so much time.


Ron Paul and I have something in common. Can you guess what it is?
 
2011-12-17 03:42:42 PM

Lunchlady: phenn: Observatory: [i39.tinypic.com image 624x352]

You have no idea how much that picture makes me smile. It was actually a great interview. Happy Leno gave the good doc so much time.

Ron Paul and I have something in common. Can you guess what it is?


Ill-fitting suits?
 
2011-12-17 03:48:53 PM

FloydA: Lunchlady: phenn: Observatory: [i39.tinypic.com image 624x352]

You have no idea how much that picture makes me smile. It was actually a great interview. Happy Leno gave the good doc so much time.

Ron Paul and I have something in common. Can you guess what it is?

Ill-fitting suits?


Hmmm.

Ron Paul and I have two things in common. Can you guess what the other is?
 
2011-12-17 04:00:47 PM

Lunchlady: FloydA: Lunchlady: phenn: Observatory: [i39.tinypic.com image 624x352]

You have no idea how much that picture makes me smile. It was actually a great interview. Happy Leno gave the good doc so much time.

Ron Paul and I have something in common. Can you guess what it is?

Ill-fitting suits?

Hmmm.

Ron Paul and I have two things in common. Can you guess what the other is?


You had a cameo in Brüno (2009) with Thomas Rosales Jr., who was in La Bamba (1987) with Stephen F. Schmidt, who was in My One and Only (2009) with Kevin Bacon, giving you a Bacon number of 3.

Am I right?


Because if it's not that, I admit I'm completely stumped! ;-)
 
2011-12-17 04:06:10 PM

FloydA: Lunchlady: FloydA: Lunchlady: phenn: Observatory: [i39.tinypic.com image 624x352]

You have no idea how much that picture makes me smile. It was actually a great interview. Happy Leno gave the good doc so much time.

Ron Paul and I have something in common. Can you guess what it is?

Ill-fitting suits?

Hmmm.

Ron Paul and I have two things in common. Can you guess what the other is?

You had a cameo in Brüno (2009) with Thomas Rosales Jr., who was in La Bamba (1987) with Stephen F. Schmidt, who was in My One and Only (2009) with Kevin Bacon, giving you a Bacon number of 3.

Am I right?


Because if it's not that, I admit I'm completely stumped! ;-)


That is actually a Bacon Score of 4 and not 3. You must always count yourself as 1.

I have a Bacon Score of 3. I dated a guy whose sister was in a film with Bacon. Trust me, this knowledge is very humbling to me.

I also met RON PAUL in Orlando, Florida - along with his wife. They were just as lovely and gracious as two people could possibly be.
 
2011-12-17 04:26:25 PM

phenn:
That is actually a Bacon Score of 4 and not 3. You must always count yourself as 1.


Correction noted.

I didn't know that people I have dated count. If so, then it turns out I have a very low Bacon number.

I once dated someone who once dated James "Hutch" Hutchinson who played bass for Bonnie Raitt who was in The Country Bears (2002) with Stephen Tobolowsky who was in Murder in the First (1995) with Kevin Bacon.

So that's a 4, or a 5?

In any case, I defer to your superior Bacon number. :-)
 
2011-12-17 07:05:15 PM

CanisNoir: The Why Not Guy: It's funny how when your guy is up for the job, infidelity is "not that big of a deal", but I'll bet if the news broke that President Obama had cheated on Michelle it would suddenly be a very big deal.

Not with me, sure the news stories would break and Talk radio would all be buzzing but it wouldn't be any skin off of my teeth. I've got bigger issues with him than whom he sticks his wang into on a cold winters night.


Nay, you'd scream like a banshee about it.
 
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