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(Death and Taxes Magazine)   AshleyMadison.com endorses Newt Gingrich with a billboard: "Faithful Republican, unfaithful husband"   (deathandtaxesmag.com) divider line 76
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2011-12-16 05:21:51 PM
I don't care, but that is a NSFW site, to be sure. The ads.
 
2011-12-16 05:26:42 PM
SRSLY NSFW
 
2011-12-16 06:25:38 PM
So is that site full of dudes or what?
 
2011-12-16 06:36:15 PM
Vice versa would surprise me less.
 
2011-12-16 06:54:48 PM
I didn't get any ads at all, even with Adblock disabled.

dumbimages.net
 
2011-12-16 07:41:51 PM
"Now that Newt is the leading contender in the race for the GOP nomination," Biderman continued, "we felt compelled to make a point to illustrate how times have changed when a serial divorcee/adulterer is capturing the hearts of the American people. Gingrich proves that marital fidelity has no bearing on someone's ability to do a job. Rather than judge him, Americans have finally embraced the reality that affairs are commonplace, and perhaps paradoxically, might be an indication of great leadership to come. He is not the first nor last politician who will step outside of their marriage."

The first sentence sounds like he's trolling Newt, the rest of it sounds like he's serious. Methinks he's just nuts.
 
2011-12-16 07:52:34 PM
Bless his sweet heart...
 
2011-12-16 08:08:09 PM
Link was changed to a SFW link. Same story, now without pr0n.
 
2011-12-16 08:11:49 PM
If Newt become our next President (Please no...) will we have several consecutive First Ladies?
 
2011-12-16 08:13:52 PM

Moderator: Link was changed to a SFW link. Same story, now without pr0n.


Phew!

As much as I'm sure "Begging for a Pegging" is an Oscar-worthy cinematic masterpiece, the ad for it is probably not appropriate, even for the Politics tab.
 
2011-12-16 08:18:34 PM
Newt loves it when you talk about his personal life and don't ask him anything that matters. He must thank his God whenever some dumb college kid interrupts a QA to ask him about something that happened years ago that doesn't involve his voting record or anything he's every said.
 
2011-12-16 08:18:34 PM
Of the many reasons I'm sad to see Christopher Hitchens go, one is that he'll never get to write a Newt Gingrich obit.
 
2011-12-16 08:50:10 PM
Simple. Brilliant.
 
2011-12-16 09:02:08 PM
Marriage: 1 man, as many women as your cheating, lying ass can mysteriously convince to sleep with you. Family values!!
 
2011-12-16 10:35:55 PM
Found this one rattling around in my Buket, seems like as good a time as any to whip it out...

i371.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-16 11:21:50 PM
FREE MARKET FAMILY VALUES!1!
 
2011-12-16 11:33:31 PM
Ah, Newt capturing the all-important swing voters. . ..
 
2011-12-16 11:38:02 PM
Wheel of Morality turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
 
2011-12-16 11:51:29 PM

Moderator: Link was changed to a SFW link. Same story, now without pr0n.


/shakes tiny peener at Moderator
//realizes mistake
///runs away
 
2011-12-16 11:53:51 PM

ms_lara_croft: If Newt become our next President (Please no...) will we have several consecutive First Ladies?


I'm convinced that the evil outer space alien he's married to will signal the invasion and we will all be overrun by her species within a matter of weeks.

I mean, just look at her. Could it be any more obvious?
 
2011-12-16 11:56:41 PM
Fark, now I have to admit that maybe Citizens United wasn't all bad.
 
2011-12-16 11:57:55 PM
Well bless his cheating little heart.
 
2011-12-17 12:00:17 AM
And, on an unrelated note, I blame Newt's wife. If she had cervical cancer instead of whatever it was she did have, sex would have been interesting enough for him to not resort to adultery.
 
2011-12-17 12:01:22 AM

GAT_00: Well bless his cheating little heart.


Hey, I thought people were sick of the whole "Family Values" schtick, you'd think more people would be happy to see the Republican party moving away from that and embracing the notion of infidelity, you know, to be more like Democrats ;P
 
2011-12-17 12:06:17 AM

CanisNoir: steaming load of horse manure


So gays can't get married because marriage is sacred, but cheating on your wife and/or divorce is ok?
 
2011-12-17 12:07:28 AM
It's only against Republican Family Values when:

1) It's the woman who cheats.
2) It's the man who cheats with a man and there's incontrovertible proof.
 
2011-12-17 12:15:51 AM

ms_lara_croft: If Newt become our next President (Please no...) will we have several consecutive First Ladies?


King Newt VIII? That's a frightening image...
 
2011-12-17 12:17:23 AM

CanisNoir: to be more like Democrats


The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?
 
2011-12-17 12:22:07 AM

GAT_00: CanisNoir: to be more like Democrats

The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?


Dems are are smarter, so they don't get caught as often.
 
2011-12-17 12:25:16 AM

simplicimus: GAT_00: CanisNoir: to be more like Democrats

The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?

Dems are are smarter, so they don't get caught as often.


I'm sorry, this Congress is good at keeping secrets?
 
2011-12-17 12:28:32 AM

GAT_00: simplicimus: GAT_00: CanisNoir: to be more like Democrats

The joke would hit a lot harder if the average story of cheating/infidelity/et. al. didn't come from Republicans. I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?

Dems are are smarter, so they don't get caught as often.

I'm sorry, this Congress is good at keeping secrets?


Well, there's politics and then there's politics.
 
2011-12-17 12:30:31 AM
Hilarious!
 
2011-12-17 12:34:31 AM

Hey, at least Newt is a republican who is actually having sex with women.

/shudder... the thought of Newt having sex with women.


images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-12-17 12:40:58 AM
Why the fark do we care what AshleyMadison.com has to say about anything?
 
2011-12-17 12:41:42 AM

DeaH: It's only against Republican Family Values when:

1) It's the woman who cheats.
2) It's the man who cheats with a man and there's incontrovertible proof.

it's a Democrat


FTFY
 
2011-12-17 12:43:52 AM

GAT_00: I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?


I wouldn't call an unmarried man sending a picture of his junk to an unmarried woman a scandal. Clearly the Republicans just have a different set of rules for their team than they do for opponents.
 
2011-12-17 12:49:08 AM
GIS for "Ashley Madison"

hollywoodconnection.net

"Ooooh, piece of candy..."
 
2011-12-17 12:53:42 AM

hubiestubert: Bless his sweet heart...


Hard.
 
2011-12-17 12:54:20 AM

qorkfiend: Why the fark do we care what AshleyMadison.com has to say about anything?


Cuz his balls are large and in charge?
 
2011-12-17 12:55:17 AM

fusillade762: GIS for "Ashley Madison"

"Ooooh, piece of candy..."


Exhibit A:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-17 12:57:02 AM
Who is Ashley Madison? Never heard of her.
 
2011-12-17 01:01:17 AM

Bucky Katt: Who is Ashley Madison? Never heard of her.


Ashley Madison is a sleazy site for cheating farkers. It is not surprising they like Newt.
 
2011-12-17 01:04:00 AM
And really they might be trolling Newt just like Bill Clinton and the Baldwin brother.
 
2011-12-17 01:08:41 AM

BroVinny: Ah, Newt capturing the all-important swinger voters. . ..


FTFY

/that's the joke
//my first time fixin' that for anyone
///so excited

////not like that newt, stop calling
 
2011-12-17 01:38:55 AM

Sergeant Grumbles: GAT_00: I mean really, name the last Dem sex scandal that didn't involve Anthony Weiner?

I wouldn't call an unmarried man sending a picture of his junk to an unmarried woman a scandal. Clearly the Republicans just have a different set of rules for their team than they do for opponents.


Weiner was and is married, though frankly, he should not have stepped down, what with not having committed anything resembling a crime. Note that there are sitting GOP Reps who committed actual crimes of a similar nature. The most obvious prior Democratic scandal would have been John Edwards, I would think.
 
2011-12-17 01:45:04 AM

Bucky Katt: Who is Ashley Madison? Never heard of her.


The snack treat magnate.
 
2011-12-17 01:51:40 AM

Ed Finnerty: Bucky Katt: Who is Ashley Madison? Never heard of her.

The snack treat magnate.


I love those Zingers. Yum!
 
2011-12-17 02:43:38 AM
Personally, anyone who would vote for Gingrich is pretty much shouting their support for adultery and the dissolution of the family unit. OF course, hypocrisy runs strong in conservative streams.
 
2011-12-17 02:50:28 AM

ms_lara_croft: If Newt become our next President (Please no...) will we have several consecutive First Ladies?

I think First Mistress (and second, and third, and...) is much more likely.
 
2011-12-17 02:54:13 AM

Tendancy to over-dew it: ms_lara_croft: If Newt become our next President (Please no...) will we have several consecutive First Ladies?
I think First Mistress (and second, and third, and...) is much more likely.


It's not that Gingrich has had more mistresses than other politicians, it's he's so farking terrible at getting away with it...
 
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