Mike Milbury faces assault and battery charges for attacking a 12 year old during a Pee Wee hockey match. Luckily, the kid's skate was tied really tightly was not an NHL team, so Milbury had to settle for shaking him a bit couldn't run him into the ground with his idiocy and inexplicable longevity.

FTFY. Let's Go Islanders.

Once a Bruin, always a Bruin.

Parents used to mace each other in the stands during some of the hockey tournaments my brother played in. I've also seen a mother have to be held back to keep her from attacking one of my brother's teammates.

Hockey parents can be pretty horrible.

Preferred Nomenclature: Does this mean I don't have to see this dipshiat on tv anymore?

/Way to take one for the team, kid

What he said.

Ahh, another sport figure teaching the kids good sportsmanship and how to be a "man".

Yah, rah rah.

I'm no Milbury fan, but I'm going to go with his version on this one. The hockey mom that demanded he be charged is one of the screaming harpies that should never be allowed to breed. At the least, she shouldn't be allowed in the arena when her kid is playing. She's one of those that thinks her crotchfruit is the next coming of Gretzky, when at best he's going to be a Domi style thug. As a ref for 20 years, I know hockey moms, and they are all psycho coonts.

Tophersky: Ahhh this is overblown. The kid can take it, he's a hockey player for Gods sake. It's not like this is some pussy sport like baseball or God forbid basketball. Where all the players are fragile little snowflakes. Oh, and keep the women out of Hockey, keep them to watching soccer matches and the two previously mentioned pussy sports.

I might have to hip check you for that statement and I do have generous hips.

My stance as a hockey mom is to let the coaches and refs to deal with my kid. I want him to at least play long enough to outgrow the equipment I paid an arm and leg for. Not all of us are nuts, and the other female hockey fans on Fark know the sport well.

/rant off

I heard a report that Milbury was offered only $5,000 bond, but instead negotiated a deal for $1,000,000 plus a first round pick for his release.

...or it might have been something I heard on Leno this upcoming Monday.

HeathenHealer: Hockey match??

no thanks I have a lighter.

Thought it was funny that the news last night in Bston ran a "Millbury's greatest hits" of his famous arguments, including the shoe fight and that time he was yelling at the refs all the way to the lockerroom.

ytterbium: Tophersky: Ahhh this is overblown. The kid can take it, he's a hockey player for Gods sake. It's not like this is some pussy sport like baseball or God forbid basketball. Where all the players are fragile little snowflakes. Oh, and keep the women out of Hockey, keep them to watching soccer matches and the two previously mentioned pussy sports.

I might have to hip check you for that statement and I do have generous hips.

My stance as a hockey mom is to let the coaches and refs to deal with my kid. I want him to at least play long enough to outgrow the equipment I paid an arm and leg for. Not all of us are nuts, and the other female hockey fans on Fark know the sport well.

/rant off

Your sarcasm meter seems to be on the fritz.

hbk72777: Patterson: ytterbium: Tophersky: Ahhh this is overblown. The kid can take it, he's a hockey player for Gods sake. It's not like this is some pussy sport like baseball or God forbid basketball. Where all the players are fragile little snowflakes. Oh, and keep the women out of Hockey, keep them to watching soccer matches and the two previously mentioned pussy sports.

I might have to hip check you for that statement and I do have generous hips.

My stance as a hockey mom is to let the coaches and refs to deal with my kid. I want him to at least play long enough to outgrow the equipment I paid an arm and leg for. Not all of us are nuts, and the other female hockey fans on Fark know the sport well.

/rant off

Your sarcasm meter seems to be on the fritz.

You don't know what the fark sarcasm is

/every time someone gets dressed down, it's all "Oh, I was only being sarcastic" when there wasn't one shred of it in their tone or statement

Unbunch your panties. I didn't make the initial comment nor did I get dressed down. "Oh, and keep women out of hockey"...really? You people have no sense of humour. Re-read the Boobies and tell me it isn't a satire of the Don Cherrys of this world.