I'd like to thank those with perfectly good vision.

Here's how I look at it. If it was based solely on voice, Adele would win. But Katy Perry is a entire brand wrapped into one. She had something like 11 #1 singles this year. And she's farkin hot. So I'm not going to rattle my saber too much about this

Also, before I get branded as shallow. I'm perfectly aware of Adele's statements about "fark you if you don't like my looks, how about you listen to my voice?" and I think that's awesome. If I had to choose one of them to disappear from this world for ever, it would probably be Katy, just because Adele will actually go places with her music career. Katy Perry will continue to be "that quirky-buxom-brunette" until the next one comes along. NTTAWWT, it takes both to make an industry. Now if you need me, I will be off doing research on that quirky-buxom-brunette.

/With lotion
//and tissues

I will almost guarantee you Adele is better in the sack than Katy Perry.

Burninate: Katy Perry will continue to be "that quirky-buxom-brunette" until the next one comes along

I thought that was Zooey Deschanel, although she's not as buxom. But she's equally annoying when she opens her mouth.

TheOther: Pfft...lIke MTV has anything to do with music...

There was a time when it did.

/hold on, damn onion fell off my belt

Yes.

AeAe: mitchcumstein1: I will almost guarantee you Adele is better in the sack than Katy Perry.

Is it because fat girls swallow because they're hungry?

or because she's so grateful someone is farking her?

Those, and she seems fun in every interview I see with her, whereas Katy Perry seems...annoying as fark.

Yeah, I'm going with Burninate. The title is "Artist" of the year, not "Singer".

Have we just divided by zero? This thread is completely filled with rational, reasonable posts.

I honestly didn't know she still produced music. I thought Katy Perry was just there to show up at events with her boobs and generate ad revenue for tabloids.

JPSimonetti: Guys seem to have this tit-tunnel vision and can't see facial beauty beyond the corner of their eye

I don't have tit-tunnel vision. Charlize Theron, Milla Jovovich, Natalie Portman, Juliette Moore, Selma Blair, that chick from Community. All hotties with A cups.

mitchcumstein1: I will almost guarantee you Adele is better in the sack than Katy Perry.

I dunno. I'd say you're probably right that Adele would be more passionate. But Katy certainly looks like a lot of fun.

I'd say for a one-nighter, Katy for sure. For something that's gonna resonate and get better over the long haul, Adele.

But...that's why God gave me both a right AND a left hand. Variety.

Burninate: Here's how I look at it. If it was based solely on voice, Adele would win. But Katy Perry is a entire brand wrapped into one. She had something like 11 #1 singles this year. And she's farkin hot. So I'm not going to rattle my saber too much about this

Which has dick to do with being an "artist".

What a bunch of morans in this thread. You can't hear tits, idiots. Tits don't come across in my headphones.

What a bunch of shallow knucledraggers you all are.

After her SNL "Sesame Street" skit,I was rooting for her....

Obtuse_Otter: SnakeMan: What a bunch of morans in this thread. You can't hear tits, idiots. Tits don't come across in my headphones.

I can hear tits. I can also read comments they write.

/I just read yours after all

FAIL. You can't just make any word you want an insult. Sorry, "tit" is not a standard insult. "Boob", on the other hand, is. You could have gone with that and kept the theme going. You fail even harder than the knuckledraggers here rationalizing that Katy Perry is somehow a better "artist" than Adele because of her skinny body and the size of her breasts.