Who?

After googling.... Who?

And of course, we know that *anyone* who spends time on Fark is *surely* going to end up all the wiser and cooler for it, right? So, we like this guy, shirley!

Oh, wait...

Which troll is he?

I have never heard of this person.

Was he on Heroes?

Nobody watches Red Eye.

look, they took me out of context - i come here for the links and nothing more. i could give a sh*t about your bland headlines and droll discussions.

star [stahr] noun...
11. a prominent actor, singer, or the like, especially one who plays the leading role in a performance.

Headline fail.

Or article fail, whatever.

Yo Gutfeld, call me.

According to Whiskey Pete, he used to be the editor-in-queef of a few of those embarrassing 90's lad mags. Y'know, the ones where the writers all sounded like National Lampoon rejects, and there was always a bunch of airbrushed-to-hell soft-core spreads of C-list starlets?

Apparently, he got canned for engineering a bunch of lame publicity stunts involving disruptive midgets, and drawing the ire of Ikea's lawyers with an "insert tab A into slot B" sex article. Oh, and also for presiding over periods of sharply declining circulation.

Seems like a real quality individual. No wonder Fox likes him.

That dude is such a smug c*ntbag that tries to hide his mental retardation and lack of conviction by being a bootlicking yesman for the wealthy bluebloods that wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire... all the while he secretly hopes they will reward his loyalty and years of unwavering service with wealth and riches that will allow him to have his boots licked by lesser men.