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(The Consumerist) Amusing See? The TSA isn't ALL bad. They let this rapper keep his weed   (consumerist.com) divider line 144
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2011-12-16 02:25:33 PM
i157.photobucket.com (new window)
 
2011-12-16 02:34:56 PM
I guess he gets off at 4:10.

/got nuthin
 
2011-12-16 02:43:59 PM
If Federal agents should find,
Your pot, but then pay it no mind?
Your weed may be great,
But let's get it straight:
They're buds of the very best kind.
 
2011-12-16 02:45:41 PM
Makes sense to me. The TSA's job is air safety/security. Weed in a checked bag is not a threat to air security.
 
2011-12-16 03:04:14 PM
ShawnDoc: Makes sense to me. The TSA's job is air safety/security. Weed in a checked bag is not a threat to air security.

I absolutely agree.

So why is this news?

Because the TSA screener wrote "C'mon son" on the card?

Um, so what?
 
2011-12-16 03:06:27 PM
My wife's mom had a heart attack this morning and things were looking grim.
I helped my wife book one of the first flights out of O'Hare to New York, and drove her to the airport, I didn't go because the kids have school, sports, there's other appointments, and we thought it would be best to just wait to see if we really HAD to go. Information was still quite dicey.
My wife gets rushed through check in by United, and they help her get to the front of the security line (perhaps we should have booked the SECOND flight out, but hey) The TSA lady saw my wife crying, put her arm around her, and walked her through the metal detector to the gate.

They're not all heartless villains.
 
2011-12-16 03:09:13 PM
Grables'Daughter: Because the TSA screener wrote "C'mon son" on the card?

Um, so what?


Um because Freddie Gibbs is awesome?
 
2011-12-16 03:12:10 PM
Maybe the dope in the joint was in a hurry to roll outta there and sit on the pot, and had no time to weed out criminals.

It happens, ya know.
 
2011-12-16 03:25:26 PM
I guess "C'mon Son" is going to be the title of this guy's next single.
 
2011-12-16 03:25:47 PM
Grables'Daughter: ShawnDoc: Makes sense to me. The TSA's job is air safety/security. Weed in a checked bag is not a threat to air security.

I absolutely agree.

So why is this news?

Because the TSA screener wrote "C'mon son" on the card?

Um, so what?


Well, it's pretty funny for one.
 
2011-12-16 03:26:10 PM
Grables'Daughter: ShawnDoc: Makes sense to me. The TSA's job is air safety/security. Weed in a checked bag is not a threat to air security.

I absolutely agree.

So why is this news?

Because the TSA screener wrote "C'mon son" on the card?

Um, so what?


The consumerist is news?
 
2011-12-16 03:26:15 PM
R.A.Danny: They're not all heartless villains

True dat. It depends on the city. Here in New Orleans, they're all pretty friendly and will joke around with you. In Chicago, they're all miserable.
 
2011-12-16 03:27:36 PM
Who?
 
2011-12-16 03:28:55 PM
Jamdug!: Grables'Daughter: ShawnDoc: Makes sense to me. The TSA's job is air safety/security. Weed in a checked bag is not a threat to air security.

I absolutely agree.

So why is this news?

Because the TSA screener wrote "C'mon son" on the card?

Um, so what?

Well, it's pretty funny for one.


Well that's true.

: )
 
2011-12-16 03:29:32 PM
downstairs: R.A.Danny: They're not all heartless villains

True dat. It depends on the city. Here in New Orleans, they're all pretty friendly and will joke around with you. In Chicago, they're all miserable.


That's cause over there in Chi town someone'll will ask u what time it is. And they'll go into a tirade about how nobody cares what time it is. And how people have time to rush but no time to cry??

wtf
 
2011-12-16 03:30:05 PM
Uh huh. Someone really did this after the whole vibrator thing.
 
2011-12-16 03:31:10 PM
downstairs: R.A.Danny: They're not all heartless villains

True dat. It depends on the city. Here in New Orleans, they're all pretty friendly and will joke around with you. In Chicago, they're all miserable.


They pretty much suck in LA also.
 
2011-12-16 03:32:41 PM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2011-12-16 03:32:58 PM
This one is hard...but since its consumerist...

It was a setup to show how dumb TDS agents are, the rapper put oregano in a bag to fool them into making a scene and harassing him. He would then tweet his friends about how racist the tds agents were and how he got maced for some spice. His mom grows it fresh and he loves italian food. Agent finds it and has a laugh, so now the rapper has to change up his stunt to get free publicity before the holidays.
 
2011-12-16 03:33:16 PM
I'm not really surprised that the passenger didn't get into trouble.

I AM surprised that the TSA screeners didn't just steal the weed for themselves.

Don't people know by now not to put any valuables in your checked luggage? The screeners cannot be trusted, as far too many stories of stolen goods illustrate.
 
2011-12-16 03:33:51 PM
Tsa changed to tds on my phone. Stupid android.
 
2011-12-16 03:33:56 PM
Grables'Daughter: So why is this news?

Because the TSA doesn't like being shown in a bad light, and they will go after anyone who makes them look bad, passengers or its own.

You can bet that everyone in "Denvery" (uh....Denver?) who works with the TSA is getting handwriting analysis done and that screener will be found, disciplined, and/or fired.

The TSA is completely mission creep, and they want to bust anybody they can to legitimize their bloated organization to Congress and the American Public. In the TSA's book, finding weed is something that deserves to be trumpeted.
 
2011-12-16 03:34:22 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: downstairs: R.A.Danny: They're not all heartless villains

True dat. It depends on the city. Here in New Orleans, they're all pretty friendly and will joke around with you. In Chicago, they're all miserable.

That's cause over there in Chi town someone'll will ask u what time it is. And they'll go into a tirade about how nobody cares what time it is. And how people have time to rush but no time to cry??

wtf


Thread over; move along, people.
 
2011-12-16 03:34:50 PM
There should be an airline co. strictly dedicated for weed smokers and beer drinkers.... the only way to fly!
 
2011-12-16 03:35:00 PM
Why would you even mention it, let alone tweet about how some inspector left a note?
 
2011-12-16 03:35:51 PM
GAT_00: Uh huh. Someone really did this after the whole vibrator thing.

This is more like a 'Stoner to Stoner' protip moment. I think the TSA guy was trying to imply: "Hey, I smoke weed, and I'm not going to give you shiat for it, but the next TSA guy might be 'Normal Asshole TSA Guy'. Hide your shiat better."
 
2011-12-16 03:36:40 PM
LarryDan43: This one is hard...but since its consumerist...

It was a setup to show how dumb TDS agents are, the rapper put oregano in a bag to fool them into making a scene and harassing him. He would then tweet his friends about how racist the tds agents were and how he got maced for some spice. His mom grows it fresh and he loves italian food. Agent finds it and has a laugh, so now the rapper has to change up his stunt to get free publicity before the holidays.


Um, understanding your tongue is firmly planted in cheek, however the very high probability is that the TSA agent who wrote the note was of the non-swimming variety.
 
2011-12-16 03:36:48 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: downstairs: R.A.Danny: They're not all heartless villains

True dat. It depends on the city. Here in New Orleans, they're all pretty friendly and will joke around with you. In Chicago, they're all miserable.

That's cause over there in Chi town someone'll will ask u what time it is. And they'll go into a tirade about how nobody cares what time it is. And how people have time to rush but no time to cry??

wtf



Niiiice.
 
2011-12-16 03:37:05 PM
they took the coke
 
2011-12-16 03:38:36 PM
GAT_00: Uh huh. Someone really did this after the whole vibrator thing.

Yeah I'm gonna go with Shenanigans on this one

www.motifake.com
 
2011-12-16 03:39:08 PM
video man: GAT_00: Uh huh. Someone really did this after the whole vibrator thing.

This is more like a 'Stoner to Stoner' protip moment. I think the TSA guy was trying to imply: "Hey, I smoke weed, and I'm not going to give you shiat for it, but the next TSA guy might be 'Normal Asshole TSA Guy'. Hide your shiat better."


I think it's more like "Are you serious? You're smuggling weed in your checked luggage? C'mon"..
 
2011-12-16 03:39:23 PM
MaxxLarge: If Federal agents should find,
Your pot, but then pay it no mind?
Your weed may be great,
But let's get it straight:
They're buds of the very best kind.


Yep, you just renewed your pimpin' green highlight contract for another year.
 
2011-12-16 03:39:26 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: downstairs: R.A.Danny: They're not all heartless villains

True dat. It depends on the city. Here in New Orleans, they're all pretty friendly and will joke around with you. In Chicago, they're all miserable.

That's cause over there in Chi town someone'll will ask u what time it is. And they'll go into a tirade about how nobody cares what time it is. And how people have time to rush but no time to cry??

wtf


+1... a winner is you!
 
2011-12-16 03:42:15 PM
I don't think the agent, if found, gets in any trouble. Label on the bag looks like it's medical marijuana. Also, we have all gotten those TSA notes in our luggage. The rapper writes his own message on it and snaps the picture. Instant manufactured drama. Just sayin'.....
 
2011-12-16 03:42:41 PM
LarryDan43: This one is hard...but since its consumerist...

It was a setup to show how dumb TDS agents are, the rapper put oregano in a bag to fool them into making a scene and harassing him. He would then tweet his friends about how racist the tds agents were and how he got maced for some spice. His mom grows it fresh and he loves italian food. Agent finds it and has a laugh, so now the rapper has to change up his stunt to get free publicity before the holidays.


Whoa. Nicely played!

ShawnDoc: Makes sense to me. The TSA's job is air safety/security. Weed in a checked bag is not a threat to air security.

Also, this. They aren't the farking cops. Unless you have someone gagged and bound in your luggage, they don't have any business stepping in unless your baggage is a direct threat to air security.

Then again, my farking shaving cream isn't a threat to air security either.
 
2011-12-16 03:44:38 PM
Submitted First With a Better Headline: LarryDan43: This one is hard...but since its consumerist...

It was a setup to show how dumb TDS agents are, the rapper put oregano in a bag to fool them into making a scene and harassing him. He would then tweet his friends about how racist the tds agents were and how he got maced for some spice. His mom grows it fresh and he loves italian food. Agent finds it and has a laugh, so now the rapper has to change up his stunt to get free publicity before the holidays.

Whoa. Nicely played!

ShawnDoc: Makes sense to me. The TSA's job is air safety/security. Weed in a checked bag is not a threat to air security.

Also, this. They aren't the farking cops. Unless you have someone gagged and bound in your luggage, they don't have any business stepping in unless your baggage is a direct threat to air security.

Then again, my farking shaving cream isn't a threat to air security either.


So.. by this logic, you should be able to bring weed on your carry on, right?
 
2011-12-16 03:46:28 PM
FTFA:

the agent chose instead to just write "C'mon son" on a document letting him know the bag had been searched (and that maybe he should do a better job of packing his pot).


i34.photobucket.com

C'MON MAN!
 
2011-12-16 03:46:59 PM
The TSA probably thought it was his connecting flight.
 
2011-12-16 03:47:54 PM
I bet he pinched some of his bud.
 
2011-12-16 03:48:18 PM
AeAe: Submitted First With a Better Headline: LarryDan43: This one is hard...but since its consumerist...

It was a setup to show how dumb TDS agents are, the rapper put oregano in a bag to fool them into making a scene and harassing him. He would then tweet his friends about how racist the tds agents were and how he got maced for some spice. His mom grows it fresh and he loves italian food. Agent finds it and has a laugh, so now the rapper has to change up his stunt to get free publicity before the holidays.

Whoa. Nicely played!

ShawnDoc: Makes sense to me. The TSA's job is air safety/security. Weed in a checked bag is not a threat to air security.

Also, this. They aren't the farking cops. Unless you have someone gagged and bound in your luggage, they don't have any business stepping in unless your baggage is a direct threat to air security.

Then again, my farking shaving cream isn't a threat to air security either.

So.. by this logic, you should be able to bring weed on your carry on, right?


You should be able to bring weed anywhere.
 
2011-12-16 03:48:58 PM
Submitted First With a Better Headline: Also, this. They aren't the farking cops. Unless you have someone gagged and bound in your luggage, they don't have any business stepping in unless your baggage is a direct threat to air security.


I once had a TSA agent half-jokingly ask if there were Cuban cigars in my travel humidor.

/Joke's on him.
//There were.
 
2011-12-16 03:49:11 PM
AeAe: So.. by this logic, you should be able to bring weed on your carry on, right?

You are allegedly able to if you have a MMJ card and live in California (which I do), but I'm too chicken to try it. You can just enroll at a dispensary in whatever other city you are going to when you get there, and it's always fun to check out a new one.
 
2011-12-16 03:49:15 PM
MonkeyButton: LarryDan43: This one is hard...but since its consumerist...

It was a setup to show how dumb TDS agents are, the rapper put oregano in a bag to fool them into making a scene and harassing him. He would then tweet his friends about how racist the tds agents were and how he got maced for some spice. His mom grows it fresh and he loves italian food. Agent finds it and has a laugh, so now the rapper has to change up his stunt to get free publicity before the holidays.

Um, understanding your tongue is firmly planted in cheek, however the very high probability is that the TSA agent who wrote the note was of the non-swimming variety.


I see what you did there
 
2011-12-16 03:49:54 PM
Skyred: The consumerist is news?

i939.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-16 03:50:39 PM
little Jeff: I don't think the agent, if found, gets in any trouble. Label on the bag looks like it's medical marijuana. Also, we have all gotten those TSA notes in our luggage. The rapper writes his own message on it and snaps the picture. Instant manufactured drama. Just sayin'.....

Yep - I have no idea who this 'rapper' is, but he probably is doing it for publicity.

What is the best way to fly with weed anyway?

I usually fly back from business trips with a suitcase full of beer from the local area, and 9 times out of 10 there is a note in there from the TSA. They wrap everything nicely though and have never had a broken bottle.
 
2011-12-16 03:51:00 PM
Also:

How farking stupid do you have to be to do something like that? The TSA is infamous for stealing people's personal items, not to mention that you placed contraband in your luggage. Yeesh.

BTW, a while back there was an article that listed the kinds of items that TSA goons have stolen from people's luggage. One of the listed items was cash. CASH!!!!

/Farking morons.
 
2011-12-16 03:51:34 PM
Those are some very green and fluffy nugs. Me likey.
 
2011-12-16 03:51:59 PM
This sounds like a photoshop contest. 1) Item confiscated, pictured with 2) Note from TSA officer.
 
2011-12-16 03:52:57 PM
luyseyal: This sounds like a photoshop contest. 1) Item confiscated, pictured with 2) Note from TSA officer.


That's the best idea I've seen all day.
 
2011-12-16 03:52:59 PM
ShawnDoc: Makes sense to me. The TSA's job is air safety/security. Weed in a checked bag is not a threat to air security.

And yet, when I travel with a tube of toothpaste that is slightly too large.
 
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