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(LA Times)   Some throw rocks, others throw bottles, and then there's this guy   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 73
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2011-12-16 02:12:20 PM  
To be fair, it's bark is worse than it's bite.
 
2011-12-16 02:14:38 PM  
Ain't that a biatch?
 
2011-12-16 02:29:16 PM  
Fling poop, not pup!
 
2011-12-16 02:30:04 PM  
"Nothing has been any hairier,
Weirder, more painful or scarier,
Than once when I went
So speak with a gent
Who then beat me down with a terrier."
 
2011-12-16 02:48:09 PM  
i798.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-16 02:50:18 PM  
Letting the fur fly is only an expression, dogonit.
 
2011-12-16 02:51:15 PM  
Wow.

My first thought before I clicked the article was, "Puppies, he probably threw puppies. But I doubt it, its probably going to be poop or some sort of food."

...Its puppies...g*d damn puppies.
 
2011-12-16 05:36:02 PM  

WTF Indeed: To be fair, it's bark is worse than it's bite.


bobtheangryflower.jpg
 
2011-12-16 05:36:09 PM  
What kind of puppy? I mean, was it a ratdog or something small and painless, or did he shot-put a St. Bernard that's likely to do serious harm if it hits someone?
I guess if you landed a terrier in the cop's shorts the whole buzzsaw teeth thing might be a distraction for a while, too...
 
2011-12-16 05:36:44 PM  
The officers' body armor can't repel such levels of cuteness.
 
2011-12-16 05:38:00 PM  
You don't throw a dog, you throw cats. Dogs don't have claws to hold on.
 
2011-12-16 05:39:08 PM  

Five Tails of Fury: What kind of puppy? I mean, was it a ratdog or something small and painless, or did he shot-put a St. Bernard that's likely to do serious harm if it hits someone?
I guess if you landed a terrier in the cop's shorts the whole buzzsaw teeth thing might be a distraction for a while, too...


A wiener-dog thrown with a javelin-style toss could do some serious damage.
 
2011-12-16 05:41:26 PM  
MaxxLarge (favorite) 2011-12-16 02:30:04 PM
"Nothing has been any hairier,
Weirder, more painful or scarier,
Than once when I went
So speak with a gent
Who then beat me down with a terrier."
=======================================================

You finally did a limerick! YAY! It's not very good, but I attribute that to rust.
 
2011-12-16 05:41:45 PM  

hutchkc: You don't throw a dog, you throw cats. Dogs don't have claws to hold on.


24.media.tumblr.com
Approves
 
2011-12-16 05:42:06 PM  
Who throws a puppy? Cats are armed with at least twenty pointy ends to do some damage.
 
2011-12-16 05:42:15 PM  
foodcourtlunch.com

/never gets old
 
2011-12-16 05:42:29 PM  
I'd like to kick him in the nuts with a taser!
 
2011-12-16 05:43:32 PM  

hutchkc: You don't throw a dog, you throw cats. Dogs don't have claws to hold on.


The scratches and scars on the top of my feet say that you are wrong.
 
2011-12-16 05:43:59 PM  
Trying to think about this seriously for a moment -- if they guy ran inside to get a gun and knife and saying he was going to kill officers - why didn't the cops just handle business themselves and blow this human garbage away.

There would quite literally be no downside for society as tax payers would save money on his incarceration, the court would have one less POS to deal with, and the jail system would have room for one more slightly more sane individual, oh and his neighbors would have some peace and quiet.

Maybe i'm wrong, but if you throw a puppy at a cop and then threaten to kill them, you pretty much deserve to die. In our awesome world of justice he's going to get a few weeks in jail? maybe some anger management class and then be right back to square one blasting music and dragging the world down.
 
2011-12-16 05:44:36 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: [foodcourtlunch.com image 485x412]

/never gets old


That guy looks like Bruce Banner right before he Hulks out
 
2011-12-16 05:49:44 PM  
Given the proclivities of cops, I suspect he threw the puppy to give them a distracting target to shoot at.
 
2011-12-16 05:50:36 PM  
www.jokedujour.com
 
2011-12-16 05:52:00 PM  

erewhon: Given the proclivities of cops, I suspect he threw the puppy to give them a distracting target to shoot at.


So, 'Reverse Duck-Hunt'?

/fark YOU DOG.
 
2011-12-16 05:55:28 PM  
They told him, "Your music's too loud."
But he wasn't one to be cowed.
The dog he threw missed,
But not so his fist.
He learned from the "Occupy" crowd.
 
2011-12-16 05:59:45 PM  

royone: They told him, "Your music's too loud."
But he wasn't one to be cowed.
The dog he threw missed,
But not so his fist.
He learned from the "Occupy" crowd.


Burma-Shave
 
2011-12-16 06:02:39 PM  
turn down his music

www.starbacks.ca

approves
 
2011-12-16 06:06:27 PM  
Oh that's mean, that's just mean Motari.
 
2011-12-16 06:06:32 PM  
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2011-12-16 06:07:17 PM  
Torres was eventually arrested on charges of assault with intent to inflict bodily injury and resisting arrest.

No 'animal cruelty' charge? WTF?
 
2011-12-16 06:08:49 PM  

rebelyell2006: hutchkc: You don't throw a dog, you throw cats. Dogs don't have claws to hold on.

The scratches and scars on the top of my feet say that you are wrong.


I have a puppy for the very first time in my life (I'm a cat person) and they are just as dangerous as cats are in the pointy end thing. Plus, a cat simply scratches but a dog is heavy enough and strong enough to not only puncture, but give some good bruising, too. Our puppy's only about 20 pounds right now but he's already a tackler. Damn over-loving pooch.

SoCalSurfer: Wow.

My first thought before I clicked the article was, "Puppies, he probably threw puppies. But I doubt it, its probably going to be poop or some sort of food."

...Its puppies...g*d damn puppies.


I was thinking babies so my expectations weren't as dashed (depending on how you feel about babies vs. puppies anyway).
 
Ehh
2011-12-16 06:16:41 PM  
accelerus: Trying to think about this seriously for a moment -- if they guy ran inside to get a gun and knife and saying he was going to kill officers - why didn't the cops just handle business themselves and blow this human garbage away.

Even armed cops may want to leave certain tasks to those better equipped to handle them. For one thing, every cop knows that a mountain of paperwork awaits the do-gooder who blows away a POS. SWAT teams, on the other hand, have clerks and cleanup crews. It's a budget thing.

/themoreyouknow.jpg
/no cop hate in this thread
 
2011-12-16 06:18:00 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-16 06:24:40 PM  
"You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun throw a puppy. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone!
 
2011-12-16 06:25:52 PM  

bizzwire: "You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you throw a puppy. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago San Diego way, and that's how you get Capone!


More truthful.
 
2011-12-16 06:29:56 PM  
But he's a really nice guy once you get to know him, right ladies? Go get him, maybe he'll change for you!

WTF Indeed: To be fair, it's bark is worse than it's bite.


Why not go all out: "i's wor'se".
 
2011-12-16 06:33:21 PM  
"...he then ran inside to grab a swordfish that was mounted on the wall."
 
2011-12-16 06:34:51 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2011-12-16 06:37:23 PM  
He was a very nice boy... He used to cut my grass.
 
2011-12-16 06:38:34 PM  

accelerus: Trying to think about this seriously for a moment -- if they guy ran inside to get a gun and knife and saying he was going to kill officers - why didn't the cops just handle business themselves and blow this human garbage away.


I was thinking to myself that the cops apparently showed remarkable restraint to a guy who just injured two officers, pulled a deadly weapon on others, and threatened to kill them.
 
2011-12-16 06:44:09 PM  
I was doing fine until I reached this part:

A SWAT squad was called...

and then I got obsessed with trying to say SWAT squad five times real fast.
 
2011-12-16 06:56:26 PM  
Mama's Boy: SWAT squad five times real fast.

I just read this and immediately tried. Couldn't do it.
 
2011-12-16 06:59:51 PM  
In San Diego our crazies are the craziest. I mean, we've had Tank Guy (Blown up by grenade), Random Freeway Shooter Guys (We've had multiples of these guys now???), Bomb House Guy (Hey look, our crazies made world news again), Freeway Overpass Guy, and now Puppy Throwing Guy.

I think all we need now is someone to jump from the top of the Sea World Tower and we'll have some sort of critical mass of crazy.
 
Ehh
2011-12-16 07:08:17 PM  
druiid: In San Diego our crazies are the craziest. I mean, we've had Tank Guy (Blown up by grenade), Random Freeway Shooter Guys (We've had multiples of these guys now???), Bomb House Guy (Hey look, our crazies made world news again), Freeway Overpass Guy, and now Puppy Throwing Guy.

True, but L.A. can still show S.D. who's top dog. We have the Manson Family, Richard Ramirez, the LAX bomber, Sirhan Sirhan, O.J., and the SLA shootout. But Tank Guy, yeah, he was pretty special, I'll give you that.
 
2011-12-16 07:17:18 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
Training video
 
2011-12-16 07:19:03 PM  
www.nytmare.org

/throw whatever's handy
 
2011-12-16 07:19:41 PM  
ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt
There it is. Came in here for it, leaving satisfied.

/yeah, random
 
2011-12-16 07:20:20 PM  

MaxxLarge: "Nothing has been any hairier,
Weirder, more painful or scarier,
Than once when I went
So speak with a gent
Who then beat me down with a terrier."


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-16 07:21:57 PM  

druiid: In San Diego our crazies are the craziest. I mean, we've had Tank Guy (Blown up by grenade), Random Freeway Shooter Guys (We've had multiples of these guys now???), Bomb House Guy (Hey look, our crazies made world news again), Freeway Overpass Guy, and now Puppy Throwing Guy.

I think all we need now is someone to jump from the top of the Sea World Tower and we'll have some sort of critical mass of crazy.


SD Represent!!

/From O-side to Otay, From Clantee to Solana, we represent all sides of nuts
 
2011-12-16 07:29:22 PM  

Mog32Kupo: druiid: In San Diego our crazies are the craziest. I mean, we've had Tank Guy (Blown up by grenade), Random Freeway Shooter Guys (We've had multiples of these guys now???), Bomb House Guy (Hey look, our crazies made world news again), Freeway Overpass Guy, and now Puppy Throwing Guy.

I think all we need now is someone to jump from the top of the Sea World Tower and we'll have some sort of critical mass of crazy.

SD Represent!!

/From O-side to Otay, From Clantee to Solana, we represent all sides of nuts


I love living here...Hell Cajon represent!
 
2011-12-16 07:36:23 PM  
As Mark Twain used to say: "You couldn't HIT a dog with an Irishman."
 
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