I didn't fare much better in my Chevy Nova.

/ *PFOOM*

I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas
and getting caught in the rain,
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain,
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape,
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape"

Approves

Came for a nod to one of Arrested Development's greatest one-liners.

/leaving satisfied

Cagey B: I didn't fare much better in my Chevy Nova.

Oh darn it. I wanted that one.

That dude looks like a llama.

SAPE!

The Ecsape is such a gas-guzzler.

Shoudld have gone for a hybrid like the Toyota PIRUS or the Chevy VLOT, or an electric like the Nissan LEFA.

I_Am_Weasel: Dumbass. You wanted the Ford BRONCO!

I think you mean the Ford BRNOCO!

Doc Daneeka: The Ecsape is such a gas-guzzler.

Shoudld have gone for a hybrid like the Toyota PIRUS or the Chevy VLOT, or an electric like the Nissan LEFA.

They do make a Hbyrid Ecsape.

There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn failed his spelling test".

Anyone who does the "welcome to frark" meme can DFIA.

Would the IQ of these four guys add up to room temperature?

cryinoutloud: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn failed his spelling test".

Anyone who does the "welcome to frark" meme can DFIA.

TIHS.

With ecsape, at least subby got all the letters in.
BUT
"... doen't..." ????
Logic dictates the letter 's' was not driving an ecsape.

You can tell the Houston Chronicle had that headline planned out a long time ago dying to use it.

Holy fark--this article has been here for hours, and nobody has made fun of this guy's looks yet?



Duuuddeeeee. Why is my head so small?

Put another 'e' at the end, and you have Escapee.

cryinoutloud: Holy fark--this article has been here for hours, and nobody has made fun of this guy's looks yet?



Duuuddeeeee. Why is my head so small?

Reminds me of Eli the "rapper".

Given that Ford's going all Eurotrash on their lineup, this will be a repeat occurrence for about anything made under that label.

Perhaps they should have taken the bailout money and kept building US-sized/powered cars - instead of switching to stuff you generally see in Third World shiatholes.

Well, Driving a Suzuki Esteem won't leave you with any, so maybe there's a pattern with the naming of shiatty cars?