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(PennLive) Dumbass It is general rule of thumb that if you are driving drunk, avoid going over someone's flower beds. "He wasn't gardening. He was driving" police said   (pennlive.com) divider line 18
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veedeevadeevoodee
2011-12-16 11:05:51 AM
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LAWN JOB THREAD
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-16 11:40:43 AM
Hey! I garden better when I've been drinking.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 11:45:36 AM
Hey... driving over a flower bed is the only time most modern 4x4s get off road
 
Vodka Zombie [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 01:08:36 PM
Gardening while driving:
www.daily-quotes.net
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-16 02:09:02 PM
I'll plow your furrow when I've been drinking.
 
Inflatable Rhetoric
2011-12-16 02:16:48 PM
There's a general rule, and there's a "rule of thumb."

There's no "general rule of thumb."
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 02:20:13 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric: There's a general rule, and there's a "rule of thumb."

There's no "general rule of thumb."

Rule of Thumb?! I can beat my wife with a stick as long as it is no bigger than my thumb.
 
tricycleracer
2011-12-16 02:20:32 PM
That's day 1 stuff.
 
Whiskey Dickens
2011-12-16 02:22:24 PM
GET OUT OF THE FLOWERBED YOU ARE A CAR
YOU CAN'T EVEN GARDEN
 
Tiiba
2011-12-16 02:31:46 PM
Is it okay if I'm just a bit buzzed?
 
tricycleracer
2011-12-16 02:38:57 PM
Whiskey Dickens: GET OUT OF THE FLOWERBED YOU ARE A CAR
YOU CAN'T EVEN GARDEN

I miss this meme.
 
KrispyKritter
2011-12-16 02:45:38 PM
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Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 02:54:33 PM
I served with General Rule O'Thumb during the Cola Wars. Should have never negotiated with the Hubba Bubba Cola Bund. Never trust a Hubba Bubba Cola Bubba.
 
marleymaniac
2011-12-16 03:04:23 PM
Would like to have a word with subby...

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Salmon
2011-12-16 03:32:51 PM
I'm scratching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed
 
Spaced Cowboy
2011-12-16 03:35:12 PM
Well, if there is one thing i've learned from the NSTB threads, it's that we now need to ban ALL liquid consumption in cars because someone crashed after consuming a beverage.

OMG PANIC.
 
SlowTimedRapid
2011-12-16 04:37:17 PM
article: When he finally stopped, police said Minium had the smell of alcohol on his breath, bloodshot eyes and terrible balance when he tried to exit his vehicle.

Maybe lead poisoning was a contributing factor. Coordination, decision-making skills both before and after drinking ... Makes sense.

/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minium_(mineral)
// with voting, just because
 
220 1 Ave SW
2011-12-16 10:53:20 PM
cbackous: Inflatable Rhetoric: There's a general rule, and there's a "rule of thumb."

There's no "general rule of thumb."

Rule of Thumb?! I can beat my wife with a stick as long as it is no bigger than my thumb.

Well thats not very big...cant do much damage with that...it should be the rule of wrist
 
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