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(St. Petersburg Times) Cool Like totally awesome: 10 women from the '80s who are still better looking NOW than Jennifer Aniston   (tampabay.com) divider line 213
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2011-12-16 09:46:16 AM
I'm thinking subby hasn't seen Kelly LeBrock lately.

/love seeing Martha Quinn on the list
//still in love with her after all these years
 
2011-12-16 09:52:37 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Yes, yes you would.
 
2011-12-16 09:54:13 AM
GRACE JONES

Are you farking high?
 
2011-12-16 09:55:35 AM
basemetal: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 576x720]

Yes, yes you would.


Yes. Yes I would.

/we have the same birthday
//she'll be 53!
///I'll be 39
//think it'll work?
 
2011-12-16 09:58:27 AM
basemetal: Yes, yes you would.

There is not a man alive, straight, bi, or gay, that would not want to hit that give the chance.
 
2011-12-16 09:58:50 AM
Grace Jones?
Martha Quinn?
Terri Nunn?

These women are not better looking than Jenifer Aniston.

Susanna Hoffs, on the other hand, is.
 
2011-12-16 10:13:34 AM
mitchcumstein1: These women are not better looking than Jenifer Aniston.

Not necessarily the point. The point is, deifying a woman who's just average looking by Hollywood standards and a horrible actor is just a thinly veiled ploy to go get us to watch her latest movie bomb.

\really, has she done anything outside of Office Space that anyone finds remotely good?
 
2011-12-16 10:17:00 AM
FriarReb98: mitchcumstein1: These women are not better looking than Jenifer Aniston.

Not necessarily the point. The point is, deifying a woman who's just average looking by Hollywood standards and a horrible actor is just a thinly veiled ploy to go get us to watch her latest movie bomb.

\really, has she done anything outside of Office Space that anyone finds remotely good?

Marley and Me
and Horrible Bosses were both pretty good.
 
2011-12-16 10:24:14 AM
FriarReb98: mitchcumstein1: These women are not better looking than Jenifer Aniston.

Not necessarily the point. The point is, deifying a woman who's just average looking by Hollywood standards and a horrible actor is just a thinly veiled ploy to go get us to watch her latest movie bomb.

\really, has she done anything outside of Office Space that anyone finds remotely good?


Really? Because the title of the article is "10 women from the '80s STILL hotter than Jennifer Aniston," and he says "I am proud, however, to reveal that there were at least 10 lovely ladies from the '80s who could have then -- and still could TODAY -- dethrone Aniston as Hottest Woman of All-Time."

So, yeah, I'd say that's the point.
 
2011-12-16 10:40:55 AM
Martha Quinn, maybe, but the others....not a chance.
 
2011-12-16 10:47:05 AM
www.tampabay.com

What the shiat?
 
2011-12-16 10:55:09 AM
I'd nail Jennifer Aniston, deal with all the tabloid hooplah as well.

Horrible Bosses was a horrible movie, but GODDAMN I could have fapped to that if members of the same sex werent in the room with me.
 
2011-12-16 10:56:45 AM
TrancePI: I'd nail Jennifer Aniston, deal with all the tabloid hooplah as well.

Horrible Bosses was a horrible movie, but GODDAMN I could have fapped to that if members of the same sex werent in the room with me.


But if it were ladies you'd have pulled your pud out and gone to town?
 
2011-12-16 11:04:22 AM
Mugato: GRACE JONES

Are you farking high?


- That -

/ phoebe's boobies ftw
 
2011-12-16 11:08:04 AM
Um...forgot a few:

Nena
go.squidlog.com

Jennifer Beals
www.buddytv.com

Even Molly Ringwald
makeup411.com
 
2011-12-16 11:09:47 AM
Yes, yes you would.

THREAD OVAR
 
2011-12-16 11:12:31 AM
James!: TrancePI: I'd nail Jennifer Aniston, deal with all the tabloid hooplah as well.

Horrible Bosses was a horrible movie, but GODDAMN I could have fapped to that if members of the same sex werent in the room with me.

But if it were ladies you'd have pulled your pud out and gone to town?


It's his usual way with the ladies.
 
2011-12-16 11:34:23 AM
Add any Bond girl from the '80s EXCEPT Grace Jones.

As far as Mtv VJs go, I prefer Duff.

a.onionstatic.com
 
2011-12-16 11:47:32 AM
As determined by a guy who has never actually seen a real vagina.
 
2011-12-16 12:13:51 PM
www.marksimpson.com


Everybody's still stuck on this Men's Health / Aniston thing? I havn't been reading the threads... Everyone knows that MH is teh ghey, right?
 
2011-12-16 12:35:10 PM
basemetal: Yes, yes you would.

like white on rice
 
wee [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 12:43:44 PM
SurfaceTension: Even Molly Ringwald

Enthusiastically and with furious vigor I would.
 
2011-12-16 12:57:32 PM
Kelly LeBrock looks like she ate Kelly LeBrock.
 
2011-12-16 01:06:03 PM
No love for Linda Fiorentino?

e2de.com

...and, Jesus Christ, the things I'd love to do to Susanna Hoffs.
 
2011-12-16 01:07:33 PM
So Jennifer Aniston is the newest Celeb Fark HatesTM? Good lord, people...
 
2011-12-16 01:08:31 PM
Subby is clearly a homo
 
2011-12-16 01:13:45 PM
PizzaJedi81: So Jennifer Aniston is the newest Celeb Fark HatesTM? Good lord, people...

I think is more the fact that she was named hottest women of all time by Men's Health.

She is in no way the hottest woman of all time.
 
2011-12-16 01:15:20 PM
Phoebe Cates for the win.

/life's insane, when you're moving in stereo...
 
2011-12-16 01:15:57 PM
wildstarr: PizzaJedi81: So Jennifer Aniston is the newest Celeb Fark HatesTM? Good lord, people...

I think is more the fact that she was named hottest women of all time by Men's Health.

She is in no way the hottest woman of all time.


Hottest? Nope. Would I rally her like 10 miles of dirt road? Yuubetchya
 
2011-12-16 01:17:22 PM
Susann Hoffs looks amazing and could battle Aniston.

The rest of the ten? No. Most of them even in their heyday were not that hot. Martha Quinn? Grace Jones?
 
2011-12-16 01:17:36 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2011-12-16 01:18:29 PM
Grace Jones?!? No farking way. She was so ugly back in the 80's I bet her ass was blue. Hotter today? I. Don't. Think. So.
 
2011-12-16 01:19:04 PM
LewDux: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 410x615]

Mm...Kylie Mingoue...or is that Danii? Either way...have her brought to my chambers...bathing is optional.
 
2011-12-16 01:20:06 PM
Is Diane Lane on the list?
 
2011-12-16 01:20:25 PM
The black androgynous lady man? I think that voids the list.
 
2011-12-16 01:20:26 PM
wildstarr: PizzaJedi81: So Jennifer Aniston is the newest Celeb Fark HatesTM? Good lord, people...

I think is more the fact that she was named hottest women of all time by Men's Health.

She is in no way the hottest woman of all time.


Ah, is that where all this hate/meme is coming from? Got it.

I love me some JA, but no way is she the hottest of all time, she wasn't even the hottest chick on Friends.

She's still hotter than that big-lipped, heroin-chic, skank Anglina Jolie though.
 
2011-12-16 01:21:04 PM
SurfaceTension: Um...forgot a few:

Nena
Jennifer Beals
Even Molly Ringwald



I'll give you the latter two, but Nena's dead and I never really got much into necrophilia.

Debbie Gibson looked good in Gatoroid. Even Tiffany was looking not bad for a chunky middle-aged gal.
 
2011-12-16 01:21:35 PM
PizzaJedi81: LewDux: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 410x615]

Mm...Kylie Mingoue...or is that Danii? Either way...have her brought to my chambers...bathing is optional.


1.bp.blogspot.com
Kylie on top.

I think...
 
2011-12-16 01:24:02 PM
Sybarite: Kelly LeBrock looks like she ate Kelly LeBrock.


She was married to Steven Segal for a few years, so maybe it's like that adage about couples looking like each other as they get older.
 
2011-12-16 01:24:50 PM
Mugato: GRACE JONES

Are you farking high blind?


FTFM
 
2011-12-16 01:25:15 PM
LewDux: PizzaJedi81: LewDux: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 410x615]

Mm...Kylie Mingoue...or is that Danii? Either way...have her brought to my chambers...bathing is optional.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x285]
Kylie on top.

I think...


We're in one of those "to-MAY-to, to-MAH-to" situations, aren't we?
 
2011-12-16 01:27:11 PM
Drive a six-inch spike into a woman: R
Drive a six-inch penis into a woman: X
Drive a six-inch spike through a board with your penis: Deborah Foreman.

img155.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-16 01:27:13 PM
DrRatchet: [www.marksimpson.com image 225x277]

Everybody's still stuck on this Men's Health / Aniston thing? I havn't been reading the threads... Everyone knows that MH is teh ghey, right?


And Prancers are NOT the best judge of teh female hotness. Neither are women for that matter....

MH....10 pages of banal Blogger crap and 140 pages of underwear ads....Come out boys!
 
2011-12-16 01:28:19 PM
JANE SEYMOUR: How captivating is she? In 1980's Somewhere in Time, Christopher Reeve decided to sit in a chair and die and meet Seymour again in heaven rather than live another moment without her.

Isn't that what actually happened to him? Weird.
 
2011-12-16 01:28:22 PM
HopScotchNSoda: Nena's dead

[citationplease.jpg] Nothing about her being dead is on her Wiki page.
 
2011-12-16 01:28:49 PM
Jennifer Aniston was named the hottest woman alive?!?!? No f*cking way. Maybe if your favorite flavor is water and your favorite color is clear. And your lucky number is 0. And your favorite pass time is sleeping. What I am saying is she is plain jane. Of course not ugly, relax, but hottest? Not. even. close.
 
2011-12-16 01:28:59 PM
Mugato: GRACE JONES

Are you farking high?


No shiat. WTF are they talking about?!?!?!

/Also, the pornstars of the 80s are just flat out better looking than most of today's pornstars.
 
2011-12-16 01:29:03 PM
wildstarr: PizzaJedi81: So Jennifer Aniston is the newest Celeb Fark HatesTM? Good lord, people...

I think is more the fact that she was named hottest women of all time by Men's Health.

She is in no way the hottest woman of all time.


i'm pretty sure she isn't even the hottest woman on her street
 
2011-12-16 01:29:53 PM
s11.allstarpics.net

Ah Phoebe, now I will be in my bunk
 
2011-12-16 01:31:07 PM
basemetal: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 576x720]

Yes, yes you would.


Oh HELL yes.

And as HopScotchNSoda said, Debbie (sorry, Deborah) Gibson is still looking pretty damn good.

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
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