She sounds fat.

RexTalionis: Hey, ladies, if you look for Mr. Right, you'll only wind up being disappointed. So why not save the time and simply settle for me and be disappointed? The outcome will be the same regardless.

I do not disappoint.

Lambskincoat: She actually waited 2 days to report this douchebag. He must've been hot. She will probably date him again.

You never know, he could've been a secret undercover agent that had to lay low in order to escape the counter-espionage teams.

Talk about your bad dates. It was apparently so painful spending time with her, he was willing to do something that would send him back to prison to get away.

Been there. I am done dating lawyers.

Who goes on a date in a rental car?

Haa haa.. I'm Mr. Right and I'm getting a kick out of these replies!

Lambskincoat: She actually waited 2 days to report this douchebag. He must've been hot. She will probably date him again.

Some people are really, really desperate.

American women are the victims of a media and education system that uses them worse than crack whores. It convinces them of how they don't need to settle, they can be their own person, they can have EVERYTHING. When they are young, they turn away more than one acceptable guy only to find out there are very few George Clooney's in real life. Then they get old and desperate.

/got very little attention from women when I was young
//get tons of attention now
///I'm neither rich nor good looking

Mr. Right has always been gay.

Fissile: When they are young, they turn away more than one acceptable guy only to find out there are very few George Clooney's in real life. Then they get old and desperate.

"Wherrrrrrrre are all the good guys?"

You shiat on all of them when you were young and looking for perfection, and now they're with someone that appreciates them, you old hag.

Fissile: American women are the victims of a media and education system that uses them worse than crack whores. It convinces them of how they don't need to settle, they can be their own person, they can have EVERYTHING. When they are young, they turn away more than one acceptable guy only to find out there are very few George Clooney's in real life. Then they get old and desperate.

/got very little attention from women when I was young
//get tons of attention now
///I'm neither rich nor good looking

Sounds like you waited a long time to have a gym to get to in 26 minutes.

Who goes on a date with a guy who has a spider tattooed on his neck?

And I've had a rental car for 2 weeks while the body shop took their sweet time replacing the bumper on my car. I wasn't paying for it (I was hit), so I didn't care. The body shop is owned by that insurance company, so apparently they didn't care either.

Pumpernickel bread

Been there. I am done dating lawyers.

I'd rather have my nuggets gnawed on by hamsters with rusty teeth.

Subby's headline was like a bad movie that just keeps plodding along until it's unsatisfying conclusion. Which also might describe Mr. Right Now.

He's motoring ♪
That's her price for flight♫
In Finding Mr. Right♪
Not alright tonight♫

Is she blind? If that showed up at my door, I'd shoot it.

Lambskincoat: 2 da

No, the article clearly states she "tried contacting Pratt for two days before calling the sheriff's office" so she TRIED contacting him in the space of 2 days before contacting police. Still, waiting 2 days to call the cops is a long time.

But he looks like such a fine, upstanding citizen.

TheGreatGazoo: Who goes on a date with a guy who has a spider tattooed on his neck?


there is going to be a lot of 'forever alone' nice guy butthurt in this thread. that being said, i know plenty of very pretty daddy's girls that love banging neck-tattoo, sharp jawline high school dropouts like Scumbag Steve. good girls love bad boys. its not news its fark etc.

jagarr: TheGreatGazoo: Who goes on a date with a guy who has a spider tattooed on his neck?


there is going to be a lot of 'forever alone' nice guy butthurt in this thread. that being said, i know plenty of very pretty daddy's girls that love banging neck-tattoo, sharp jawline high school dropouts like Scumbag Steve. good girls love bad boys. its not news its fark etc.

Seriously, I want to see this woman's photo.

Fissile: American women are the victims of a media and education system that uses them worse than crack whores. It convinces them of how they don't need to settle, they can be their own person, they can have EVERYTHING. When they are young, they turn away more than one acceptable guy only to find out there are very few George Clooney's in real life. Then they get old and desperate.

/got very little attention from women when I was young
//get tons of attention now
///I'm neither rich nor good looking

This is what divorced, bitter men actually think.

RexTalionis:

Hey, ladies, if you look for Mr. Right, you'll only wind up being disappointed. So why not save the time and simply settle for me and be disappointed? The outcome will be the same regardless.

I'm not sure if she'd be disappointed with me or not. On the one hand I'm old, fat, ugly, poor and crazy, with no wit whatever, rather limited social & conversational skills and a Beavis-level sense of humor; on the other hand I've tested negative for several kinds of communicable diseases, I've had a vasectomy, I practice decent hygiene & safer sex, I'm friendly & grateful, and I won't date-rape her or steal anything from her.

That would be a disappointment if she's trying to scrape the absolute bottom of the barrel, right? Right?

By the way, for any female Lexington, KY Farkers between 18 and 68 who are looking for 'Mr. Better Than Nothing (I Swear!)' and will try to promise the same, my gmail address differs from my Fark login only by an additional "lia­mg­com" thing.

I'll also gladly accept a TF sponsorship from anyone who offers, so Mr. Curtis will get something more out of me than these ranty-ass digressions, such as the public admission that I was once dumped by a girl he didn't notice in high school. Which come to think of it should be another reason why y'all should make me Fark's unofficial write-in Presidential candidate, along with my solemn promise that if elected I'll be too busy having migraines and trying to get laid one last time to start any wars, infringe many liberties or post more than three of these 'ranty-ass digressions' pretending to be Fark comments per week.

In closing, it is possible to use too much sage in turkey soup.

CHOOSE DAVID1963! YOU COULD DO WORSE, REALLY!



PS: Hey Rex, wanna be my Running Mate? And I'll make your mom an ambassador if she buys me my own domain name.

Just started in the dating world, it's freakin' weird out there! Even upon choosing dates wisely you can still wind up with some... well, undesirables.

But, a bright red fauxhawk and crap spider tattoo on the neck? There's something innately wrong with whoever this chick is. He just screams douche.

CSB: A prostitute did this to a friend of mine. He called me to come pick him up.
I filled the car with as many of my friends as I could.

/dumbass

RexTalionis: /All part of the plan.

Except he did it wrong :/

david1963:

...I'll also gladly accept a TF sponsorship from anyone who offers...

This just popped in my inbox:


[ID redacted] has just bought you a:

$5 - One Month TotalFark Subscription - Non-Recurring

Thanks for supporting Fark.com and TotalFark!



/ Thanks, guy.
// But what does it MEAN?

CapeFearCadaver: There's something innately wrong fat with whoever this chick is

I'd put money on that.

Buttbone McGillicutty: "I filled the car with as many of my friends as I could."

That is the correct response. +1.

david1963: RexTalionis:

Hey, ladies, if you look for Mr. Right, you'll only wind up being disappointed. So why not save the time and simply settle for me and be disappointed? The outcome will be the same regardless.

I'm not sure if she'd be disappointed with me or not. On the one hand I'm old, fat, ugly, poor and crazy, with no wit whatever, rather limited social & conversational skills and a Beavis-level sense of humor; on the other hand I've tested negative for several kinds of communicable diseases, I've had a vasectomy, I practice decent hygiene & safer sex, I'm friendly & grateful, and I won't date-rape her or steal anything from her.

That would be a disappointment if she's trying to scrape the absolute bottom of the barrel, right? Right?

By the way, for any female Lexington, KY Farkers between 18 and 68 who are looking for 'Mr. Better Than Nothing (I Swear!)' and will try to promise the same, my gmail address differs from my Fark login only by an additional "[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com" thing.

I'll also gladly accept a TF sponsorship from anyone who offers, so Mr. Curtis will get something more out of me than these ranty-ass digressions, such as the public admission that I was once dumped by a girl he didn't notice in high school. Which come to think of it should be another reason why y'all should make me Fark's unofficial write-in Presidential candidate, along with my solemn promise that if elected I'll be too busy having migraines and trying to get laid one last time to start any wars, infringe many liberties or post more than three of these 'ranty-ass digressions' pretending to be Fark comments per week.

In closing, it is possible to use too much sage in turkey soup.

CHOOSE DAVID1963! YOU COULD DO WORSE, REALLY!



PS: Hey Rex, wanna be my Running Mate? And I'll make your mom an ambassador if she buys me my own domain name.

Pics or GTFO.

Maybe he felt like changing wigs.

/Obscure?

Why do otherwise sane women go weak kneed for jobless lowlifes who can't get through airport security without disrobing?

/Selection of the fittest my ass

jagarr: "good girls love bad boys."

it's not so much about 'bad boys' as it is guys they find attractive that don't treat them like they shiat spun gold.
I mean, those daddy's girls aren't lining up to date the slovenly high school dropout bad boys. And dropping out and having a shiat job is certainly no guaranteed path to suburban princess' panties. So what you've really got, is white-knight butt-hurt over the fact that, yeah, some guys are good looking enough to pull down tail despite numerous warning signs (not unlike some broads). And then you mix in the butt-hurt judgement of the guys they were passed over in favor of, that focuses entirely on their faults. Those clowns would cast a Carlton as a farking bad boy.

And they roll that all together to simultaneously insist they're better than the guy who got the girl and to lay blame for their own failure back on the women that rejected them. Regurgitating that stereotype isn't any more accurate or less bitter, petty and hateful than calling every woman who brushes you off a lesbian.

My pick-up line to my now-wife back in college was:

"You seem like someone who's worth dating."

This apparently suggested that I was Mr. Right.

RexTalionis: david1963: david1963:

...I'll also gladly accept a TF sponsorship from anyone who offers...

This just popped in my inbox:


[ID redacted] has just bought you a:

$5 - One Month TotalFark Subscription - Non-Recurring

Thanks for supporting Fark.com and TotalFark!



/ Thanks, guy.
// But what does it MEAN?

It means I just sponsored you for a month of TotalFark, as you requested.

Good job! I say Total Fark needs more new blood like david1963 and me! .... hello? [crickets]

ringersol: jagarr: "good girls love bad boys."

it's not so much about 'bad boys' as it is guys they find attractive that don't treat them like they shiat spun gold.
I mean, those daddy's girls aren't lining up to date the slovenly high school dropout bad boys. And dropping out and having a shiat job is certainly no guaranteed path to suburban princess' panties. So what you've really got, is white-knight butt-hurt over the fact that, yeah, some guys are good looking enough to pull down tail despite numerous warning signs (not unlike some broads). And then you mix in the butt-hurt judgement of the guys they were passed over in favor of, that focuses entirely on their faults. Those clowns would cast a Carlton as a farking bad boy.

And they roll that all together to simultaneously insist they're better than the guy who got the girl and to lay blame for their own failure back on the women that rejected them. Regurgitating that stereotype isn't any more accurate or less bitter, petty and hateful than calling every woman who brushes you off a lesbian.

Awesome!

Understands her pain.

/electro-static misha-ma-shug

Methadone Girls: TheGreatGazoo: Who goes on a date with a guy who has a spider tattooed on his neck?

And I've had a rental car for 2 weeks while the body shop took their sweet time replacing the bumper on my car. I wasn't paying for it (I was hit), so I didn't care. The body shop is owned by that insurance company, so apparently they didn't care either.

I have a rental car until the 27th. Then I get to bus it.

Also, dating sucks. And not in the good toe curling way.

Dating is awesome. It's fun to find hypocrites.