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(Daily Mail)   Putin puts a Playboy model in the Parliament. If this doesn't get more young people involved in politics, then it at least will wear out the arms of all the other male MPs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
    More: Interesting, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, Playboy Bunny, Russian leaders, Playboy, United Russia, Playboy models, gold medals, strongman  
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2011-12-16 10:36:26 AM
I'd putin it in her yeah?
I'd be russian to meet her at the opening session yeah?
I'd disappoint her by commie-ing too quickly yeah?
 
2011-12-16 10:39:33 AM

TheHumanCannonball: I'd putin it in her yeah?
I'd be russian to meet her at the opening session yeah?
I'd disappoint her by commie-ing too quickly yeah?


You are trying to have as an annoying accent/linguistic affectation as Rose in 'Doctor Who', yeah?
 
2011-12-16 10:40:15 AM
Extra, extra! Read all about it! Person born into money gets by doing publicity stunts and goes into politics! This is a once in a lifetime event!
 
2011-12-16 10:42:32 AM
Fawn Hall wants to know why she only got a $100k a year secretary job?
 
2011-12-16 10:42:47 AM
my suspicion was right, politicians are a bunch of pussies!
 
2011-12-16 10:43:40 AM

ObscureNameHere: TheHumanCannonball: I'd putin it in her yeah?
I'd be russian to meet her at the opening session yeah?
I'd disappoint her by commie-ing too quickly yeah?

You are trying to have as an annoying accent/linguistic affectation as Rose in 'Doctor Who', yeah?


Chaav-tastic!
 
2011-12-16 10:44:39 AM
There is a difference between nude modeling and prostitution. She may not fit in.
 
2011-12-16 10:45:23 AM
Putin puts a Playboy model in the Parliament.

It's only a model
 
2011-12-16 10:45:50 AM
Meh... Italy did it better: Link (new window)
 
2011-12-16 10:46:14 AM
Is he Putin on a Glitz?
 
2011-12-16 10:46:56 AM
And I have to look at Barbara Milkulski?!?

/yeah, MD
 
2011-12-16 10:48:50 AM

ObscureNameHere: TheHumanCannonball: I'd putin it in her yeah?
I'd be russian to meet her at the opening session yeah?
I'd disappoint her by commie-ing too quickly yeah?

You are trying to have as an annoying accent/linguistic affectation as Rose in 'Doctor Who', yeah?


I don't know wotcher goin' on about.
 
2011-12-16 10:49:37 AM
Vladmir Putin picks me up in a black Escalade and we speed through Moscow as he regales me with tales of the Cold War. He has recently gone through a break-up and is feeling vulnerable.

We arrive at a palatial mansion on the Baltic Sea. He cooks me dinner...shirtless. He sets out huge plates for the food, but when he is done cooking, all he has are these tiny purple scallops that he has painstakingly plated.

As we eat, the conversation gets kind of awkward. I notice a wedding party on the shore taking pictures and he explains that he allows weddings on his property to offset the cost of the mansion.
 
2011-12-16 10:52:53 AM

monoski: Fawn Hall wants to know why she only got a $100k a year secretary job?



"I can type"
 
2011-12-16 10:53:06 AM

TheHumanCannonball: ObscureNameHere: TheHumanCannonball: I'd putin it in her yeah?
I'd be russian to meet her at the opening session yeah?
I'd disappoint her by commie-ing too quickly yeah?

You are trying to have as an annoying accent/linguistic affectation as Rose in 'Doctor Who', yeah?

I don't know wotcher goin' on about.


Lemme tail yoo summat Dahk-tar!

/yes, mixing Chav with Yorkshire, so sorry
 
2011-12-16 10:55:54 AM

Wittenberg Dropout: ObscureNameHere: TheHumanCannonball: I'd putin it in her yeah?
I'd be russian to meet her at the opening session yeah?
I'd disappoint her by commie-ing too quickly yeah?

You are trying to have as an annoying accent/linguistic affectation as Rose in 'Doctor Who', yeah?

Chaav-tastic!


To be fair, it turned out that distracting affection was only slightly more annoying than her character's inexplicable marble-mouthed dialogue in her return cameo near the end of David Tennant's run. I could see no reason for her character to close-mouthedly grumble through her lines like she had ice cubes in her cheeks.
 
2011-12-16 10:56:36 AM
What is "Playboy?"
 
2011-12-16 10:59:08 AM
Really?

This far in and nobody has posted a picture of her?

Huh.

Okie dokie, I'll do it:

parodynews.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-16 11:01:11 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Pretty sharp elbows.
 
2011-12-16 11:02:25 AM
damnit, GD, I'm just not quick enough...
 
2011-12-16 11:06:03 AM
I never noticed until now, but have the articles always been in Russian??
 
2011-12-16 11:09:54 AM

Gough: I never noticed until now, but have the articles always been in Russian??


Articles?
 
2011-12-16 11:10:57 AM

Bruxellensis: Gough: I never noticed until now, but have the articles always been in Russian??

Articles?


Damn it. You beat me to it.
 
2011-12-16 11:21:19 AM
I like where this is going...
 
2011-12-16 11:22:24 AM

Bruxellensis: damnit, GD, I'm just not quick enough...


LOL by only two minutes.

: )
 
2011-12-16 11:23:52 AM
Came for the NSFW links to the PB photos.... leaving disappointed and sad. I was going to my bunk but now just back to work.
 
2011-12-16 11:27:22 AM
I'm ok with this.
 
2011-12-16 11:33:22 AM

Grables'Daughter: Bruxellensis: damnit, GD, I'm just not quick enough...

LOL by only two minutes.

: )


Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!

/new personal record, woo!
 
2011-12-16 11:33:41 AM
NSFW Pics (new window) Fairly tame really.
 
2011-12-16 11:38:03 AM

LewDux: It's only a model


+1

/plus, the violence inherent in the system
 
2011-12-16 11:41:54 AM
Is it just me or does she look much better in the photo than she does in the cover photo?
 
2011-12-16 11:41:57 AM
"Мария Кожевникова" works much better than "Maria Kozhevnikova."
 
2011-12-16 11:44:24 AM
Thanks Pimpin76 Still going back to work.. *SIGH* Never knew there is no word in Russian for sexy so they use the English word. Where're the hot Russian spies like in all the James Bond movies, eh? Just kidding. Have trolled the Russian bride sites to see what an a guy at the wife's workplace was talking about, and there are some fairly decent ones.... all looking for soul mate and rich American husband.
 
2011-12-16 11:45:35 AM

Pimpin76: NSFW Pics (new window) Fairly tame really.


...and we're done here.
 
2011-12-16 11:48:34 AM
I picture GD with some script or command combing the internet for sexy pictures. When she finds one, she just clicks a button and it uploads to her account and saves it to her hard drive. :p
 
2011-12-16 11:52:26 AM

Pimpin76: NSFW Pics (new window) Fairly tame really.


Well that's pure crap ... not even a nip or crotch shot? When did Playboy become Sports Illustrated?
 
2011-12-16 11:54:26 AM
Was her shoot for Playboy, FHM, or Maxim?
 
2011-12-16 11:57:30 AM

seadoo2006: Pimpin76: NSFW Pics (new window) Fairly tame really.

Well that's pure crap ... not even a nip or crotch shot? When did Playboy become Sports Illustrated?


If you look carefully, you can see one pointed, almost fully airbrushed out nipple in the 'prayer' shot.

Keep in mind, the russians are a little different about what they're willing to show. Then again, it's from a greek site that is probably trying not to offend too many people.
 
2011-12-16 12:03:30 PM

chaosweaver: seadoo2006: Pimpin76: NSFW Pics (new window) Fairly tame really.

Well that's pure crap ... not even a nip or crotch shot? When did Playboy become Sports Illustrated?

If you look carefully, you can see one pointed, almost fully airbrushed out nipple in the 'prayer' shot.

Keep in mind, the russians are a little different about what they're willing to show. Then again, it's from a greek site that is probably trying not to offend too many people.


Exactly, If they wanted to offend people, they'd show the IMF report that documents all the ways Greece cooked their books.
 
2011-12-16 12:05:38 PM

FrancoFile: chaosweaver: seadoo2006: Pimpin76: NSFW Pics (new window) Fairly tame really.

Well that's pure crap ... not even a nip or crotch shot? When did Playboy become Sports Illustrated?

If you look carefully, you can see one pointed, almost fully airbrushed out nipple in the 'prayer' shot.

Keep in mind, the russians are a little different about what they're willing to show. Then again, it's from a greek site that is probably trying not to offend too many people.

Exactly, If they wanted to offend people, they'd show the IMF report that documents all the ways Greece cooked their books.


Ah, I see you read between the lines. Good on you, sir.
 
2011-12-16 12:12:30 PM
As per standard policy, any and all sex appeal is instantly invalidated by the ownership of Small Yappy Dog™
 
2011-12-16 12:14:58 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Vladmir Putin picks me up in a black Escalade and we speed through Moscow as he regales me with tales of the Cold War. He has recently gone through a break-up and is feeling vulnerable.

We arrive at a palatial mansion on the Baltic Sea. He cooks me dinner...shirtless. He sets out huge plates for the food, but when he is done cooking, all he has are these tiny purple scallops that he has painstakingly plated.

As we eat, the conversation gets kind of awkward. I notice a wedding party on the shore taking pictures and he explains that he allows weddings on his property to offset the cost of the mansion.


That entertained me far more than it should've, so:

www.kategaffneylikesyou.com

/you get a bunny
 
2011-12-16 12:14:59 PM

NephilimNexus: As per standard policy, any and all sex appeal is instantly invalidated by the ownership of Small Yappy Dog™


it's not the size.. oh, just Dog
 
2011-12-16 12:28:26 PM
Like a skilled tetris player, Putin is laying down all the oddly shaped pieces upon the field. He's stalin for time until a four-square-long oil pipeline comes along and then *BLAMMO* Soviet Union 2.0!
 
2011-12-16 12:44:45 PM
All the puns are cute, except it's not "Poo-'nn". It's more like fries and gravy and cheese curds. So, pun that.
 
2011-12-16 12:54:45 PM
Cute for a blonde
 
2011-12-16 01:02:29 PM
If one playboy model wears out your arm, you are an amateur.
 
2011-12-16 01:21:41 PM
Putin In The Titz?
 
2011-12-16 01:26:32 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
COME ON ME BRO
 
2011-12-16 01:42:34 PM

LewDux: NephilimNexus: As per standard policy, any and all sex appeal is instantly invalidated by the ownership of Small Yappy Dog™

it's not the size.. oh, just Dog


i1003.photobucket.com
 
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