Wow this is just cracking me up at my computer.

I sure hope it's the herp, and not cheating.

/I pretty much assume all sportos and entertainers have some sort of crotch rot.

"flair up in revenge"? What...is he going to lock on the figure-four to all of his detractors? If caught in a tight spot, will he try to chop his way out of it? Or will he just run to the top turnbuckle, only to find himself flipped head-over-heels?

I wonder what will happen the first time he walks that aisle after coming off his suspension. Will the ladies still want to line up for Space Mountain?

/could go on for days

He knows what he meant...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Would he be Ron Canada?

A base stealing, hit dealing, defensive flying, MVP riding, son of a Jew.

SPACE MOUNTAIN

Brewers fan girl?



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quoinguy: I sure hope it's the herp, and not cheating.

Let me put the question a different way. Would you wish an incurable STD on someone so he can play a few more games for your team? I mean, I'm a big Brewers fan, but I couldn't go there.

Dude. That just sucks.

Is that consistent with herpes treatment though? I'm only familiar with valtrex and abreva for treating it.

John Nash: quoinguy: I sure hope it's the herp, and not cheating.

Let me put the question a different way. Would you wish an incurable STD on someone so he can play a few more games for your team? I mean, I'm a big Brewers fan, but I couldn't go there.

As a Brewer fan, I'm hoping Braun has full blown AIDS.

/50 game suspension will kill our season... :(

John Nash: quoinguy: I sure hope it's the herp, and not cheating.

Let me put the question a different way. Would you wish an incurable STD on someone so he can play a few more games for your team? I mean, I'm a big Brewers fan, but I couldn't go there.


I don't wish anything on anyone, except maybe an A-bomb on the Cowboys during a game.

Just saying I would be more a fan of the future if he had herp versus cheating.

It goes back to my original comment that I assume all sportos and entertainers have crotch rot. It kind of goes with the "rich beautiful person" territory.

/If I were in his place I would be pulling as wool as I could--no hypocrite here.

The Dreaded Rear Admiral: Brewers fan girl?

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Came for Front Row Amy.

colslax: Came for Front Row Amy.

Incidentally, so did I.

Mmm...front row Amy. What a set of knockers she has.

He may just have the shingles...

All this talk of Brewers fan girls and nothing about Juelz Ventura?

MLB MVP?

MVP or MVD?

I've never hoped so badly for another man to have the herp.

I guess this explains his outbreak....um....breakout season

Sadly, that's what you get from hanging out with JJ Hardy.

TheManofPA: A base stealing, hit dealing, defensive flying, MVP riding, son of a Jew.

SPACE MOUNTAIN

What? No WHOOOOOOOO!?

/for shame

Braun Mexico