Oh, c'mon. It's allgood.

Lynetrice Preston's son Keyondre...

"THIS is for reinforcing an ethnic stereotype!"

To be fair, none of us know the kid.

Mugato: Lynetrice Preston's son Keyondre...

"THIS is for reinforcing an ethnic stereotype!"

of what? elves? those names are crazy.

Lynetrice pursued the cockatrice into the lair of the basilisk, where mighty keyondre lie in wait.

Did the guy think he was Scott Pilgrim and the kid was the vegan ex?

Do you have any idea how hard it is to headbutt if you crawl in?

Just establishing myself as the dominant male. I do this on elevators and passenger planes too,

studman 69: The kid could have been a real dick

This.

Can we not seriously manhandle asshole kids anymore? I want the option to strongarm a kid who is being a dick to my kid. Not beat him up mind you, just give him a little taste.

"My mom have to walk me to school every morning because I'm scared that he might try to do something else to me," he said.

Poor kid, damn parent knocked the grammar right outta him!

Jake Havechek: Where's Latrina and her son Sinutab?

She's cleaning the bathrooms.

StopLurkListen: #2, Because you're only able to strongarm those that are smaller than you. Kids grow up. Fast. When they get larger, then what do you do?
#3, The other kid's parents may not see it exactly that way
#4, The other kid's parents may be much bigger than you
#5, And may also not believe in talking things over


All of those can be solved by getting an even bigger dude.

/Please don't beat children,seriously how hard is it not to hit a kid?

StopLurkListen: #1, Because there are plenty of other levers to correct behavior.
#2, Because you're only able to strongarm those that are smaller than you. Kids grow up. Fast. When they get larger, then what do you do?
#3, The other kid's parents may not see it exactly that way
#4, The other kid's parents may be much bigger than you
#5, And may also not believe in talking things over

#1 - and if you've raised your kid wrong, most of those behavioral levers have been destroyed by the time they are 11. Where is this kid's dad?
#2 - Exactly. Correct it while it can be corrected.
#3, 4 & 5- where is this kid's dad again?

Look I don't know the circumstances, maybe the kid did nothing wrong and the other parent is at fault. I'm saying if there's an 11 yr old sociopath at my kid's school, I would rather he not be anywhere near my kid, and I will correct that shiat as need be. If he's afraid of me he's afraid of doing something that will piss me off, like harming my kid, and that's good enough for me.

I don't advocate violence in most situations. But some kids are just not good people and probably never will be.

How to tell Subby didn't go to school in Glasgow, Scotland.

In the same vein as "Curtis Got Slapped By A White Teacher"

My Son was Head Butted by a Man

My delightful, peace loving, intelligent son was headbutted by a man and I am demanding restitution! I want an immediate apology from everyone in the United States of America, Canada and the top half of Mexico. This can be in written, spoken or monetary means. I want Jebus to smite the man who headbutted my delightful and caring son and to smite him while I watch. It is the Christian thing to do.

Since my wonderful, curious and attentive son was headbutted by a man, he has become sullen, sad and despondent. He cries in his sleep: "Why, oh why momma did that man headbutt me? I did nothing to antagonize him, momma. Only a month long visit to Disneyland or Disneyworld, which ever is a larger place will placate me. And don't try and shortchange me by sending me there in February." I truly want this for my child.

I want President Obama and Vice President Joe Palin to fly here on Air Force One, apologize and pledge that no child shall ever be headbutted again. Also, the President should create a cabinet level position of Non Headbutting and proclaim me Queen of that office.

I also demand a diamond and golden tiara that my child will see me wearing and it will help him to forget how he, a child of innocence, was brutally headbutted by a man. I also demand all my taxes to be repaid to me in a currency that I can use anywhere like a VISA card.

My beautiful and wonderful and positive child will never be the same. When ever I ask him to do something, he says "Momma, since I got brutally headbutted by that man, I can not perform any task that you put before me. All I can do is watch TV and play video games and stuff like that." Because of that, Ineed a maid, a butler and special psychiatric help for my adorable and damaged child.

Unless this and other stuff that I am thinking about aren't brought to me immediately, I will do other stuff until I have justice and remuneration for my lovely child who was headbutted by a man.

SkunkWerks: And some might be if they don't have to fear getting headbutted by some juiced up nutcase for at least the remainder of their grammar school career.

Who are you do decide which may be which?

I'm an asshole with an opinion, obviously, welcome to Fark. Look, some people are just not good people. Some people are simply assholes. Maybe you're one of them, I don't know. I know I am, I won't pass judgement.

I happen to believe that if you raise your kid wrong and they become a bully, which happens in every school, that they will end up butting heads with my kid, who I certainly don't expect to be - and if I found out they were bullying I would end it by any means necessary.

It doesn't matter how well you raise your child, there will always be a bully at school. When I was 20 and my sister was 13 some 16yr old kid who was also in her grade (WTF you can drive but can't get into HS) bullied her. It got taken care of, but I was as ready today as I was then to get in the way of that. Same thing goes for my child. That is my role as parent, to protect my kid.

I am not suggesting headbutting a good kid over anything. I'm suggesting taking a bad kid strongly by the arm and having a nice little 'discussion' about it. Or having a discussion with their parent about it. I am certain the kid would not prefer the alternative.