Thank you for spelling bestiality right!

Well, if you can fark a chihuahua, it's pretty obvious why you can't get a human woman interested...

Bautista no!

kingoomieiii: what_now: I think it's one of those things that people don't think of making a law against, you know?

Like the guy who farked his girlfriend's dead dog in front of a day care. It wasn't illegal because...well who thinks there needs to be a law against that??

How was that not indecent exposure, at a bare minimum?

If you were the kids who witnessed that, which are you more likely to remember? The sight of a rotting corpse and a man humping it, his penis hardly seen because of what he is doing, or the penis? Yea, the guy should've been locked in a looney bin and slapped with a few sex crime charges, but the kids are probably only going to remember Sparky's corpse being bumped around by the crazy guy.

/wants to soak my brain in bleach since I thought about that too much
//blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Damn, his eyes are pretty close together.

I'll be in my lab.

Why mention the dog's age?

Even though bestiality is now illegal in FL, Republicans from FL are still farking that chicken, however.

quickdraw: How the hell do you even have sex with a chihuahua?

Hard and fast with lots of butter in the bathtub of course, durrr!

On a side note, the dog is 21 (dog years). I'm sure it was consensual.

what_now

More than five years later, that's still probably my favorite Fark article & thread ever.

DOES THIS COUNT AS PEDO BESTIALITY
LIKE IS THERE A DIFFERENCE
(OOH I HOPE THERE IS)

((TO THE TUNE OF GREAT AMERICA
BY POISON
)

FROGSTOMPER: Why mention the dog's age?

Age of consent in Florida is 18, that's 2.5 in dog years.

unlikely
But right next door here, in Kansas, they made a law in the late 80s... and repealed it in 2010. That's right, it is legal again because of specific action from the legislature.

wtf? Please tell me that there exists, somewhere on the internets, a transcript of that bill being debated. There should at least be a voting record somewhere. Who voted for the legality of bestiality?

He wore that dog like a condom with eyes.

Jon iz teh kewl: DOES THIS COUNT AS PEDO BESTIALITY
LIKE IS THERE A DIFFERENCE
(OOH I HOPE THERE IS)

((TO THE TUNE OF GREAT AMERICA
BY POISON
)

3 is like 21 in dog years, so no puppy-pedo award, but he's still a sick bastard.

wolfzr2: He wore that dog like a condom with eyes.

THX 1138: what_now

More than five years later, that's still probably my favorite Fark article & thread ever.

Was that five years ago? I would have sworn it was only a year ago, two tops.

Tomas Bautista, 40, was arrested in February after his roommate found him passed out with his pants down in the backyard of their home on the 300 block of Northwest 42 Street, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office. The dog, Mimi, had just let out a loud yelp and was running from Bautista when the roommate went outside to investigate.



Sounds to me like the dude was raped.raped.

/oblig twice

Personally, I don't see a problem here

How hard up does one have to get to have sex with a dog?

Dude was passed out? How do we know the Chihuahua didn't take advantage of him?

Profedius: How hard up does one have to get to have sex with a dog?

ask the guy who knocked up subby's mom.

quickdraw: How the hell do you even have sex with a chihuahua?

I have a chihuahua. I do not see how this is possible without seriously harming the poor dog.

Torqueknot: I would have sworn it was only a year ago, two tops.

Oct 2006 according to the timestamps in the thread. Time has certainly flown since that beautiful day.

quickdraw: How the hell do you even have sex with a chihuahua?

A bunch of guys I worked with were talking about farking chickens when one asked "How the hell can you fark a chicken ??" (It was clear he meant physically and had no moral qualms.) The other guy held up his hand and touched his forefinger to his thumb and said "You dumb motherfarker it lays an egg this big around"

and the chihuahua remains unsatisfied...

Mildot: Profedius: How hard up does one have to get to have sex with a dog?

ask the guy who knocked up subby's mom.



Someone needs to tell that guy that it wasn't even a dog...

quickdraw: How the hell do you even have sex with a chihuahua?

Masking tape. Lots and lots of masking tape.

zabadu: quickdraw: How the hell do you even have sex with a chihuahua?

I have a chihuahua. I do not see how this is possible without seriously harming the poor dog.

lots and lots of lube!!!

/anyone want Taco Bell for lunch?

Somacandra: what_now: Like the guy who farked his girlfriend's dead dog in front of a day care.

That particular infamy is just never going to go away, is it? All bestiality on Fark will henceforth be compared to the daycare incident, won't it?

Until something tops it, yeah. One day a challenger will appear.