See, I'm perfectly fine with people "flip-flopping" if they're doing so because they came upon new information that ended up changing their mind on an issue.

What Romney is doing, is just flip-flopping based on what he perceives the Republican party wants to hear and for that, he's just a pandering douche.

A candidate with something to offer for everyone.

Slipping farkers.

No matter what he does, he's going to win the nomination. That's the best part. He could say: I HATE Nazis, but I LOVE Hitler!

And he'd still win the nomination. Romney is the punchline to a joke Jon Stewart hasn't made yet.

RON PAUL

He's really, really, trying to earn that Christine O'Donell endorsement.

monoski: RON PAUL

steverockson: He's really, really, trying to earn that Christine O'Donell endorsement.

Which is pretty comical because her base it primarily old white guys who think they have a chance with her.

Is Romney trying to tell us something?

Wellon Dowd: A candidate with something to offer for everyone.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

Romney is a really bad politician. Everyone knows you are supposed to wait at least 3 beats before contradicting themselves

trotsky: steverockson: He's really, really, trying to earn that Christine O'Donell endorsement.

Which is pretty comical because her base it primarily old white guys who think they have a chance with her.

Is Romney trying to tell us something?

Look for the Romney/O'Donell sex tape in 3, 2, 1...

Arkanaut: Wellon Dowd: A candidate with something to offer for everyone.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

Mitt is certainly twirling towards freedom!

steverockson: trotsky: steverockson: He's really, really, trying to earn that Christine O'Donell endorsement.

Which is pretty comical because her base it primarily old white guys who think they have a chance with her.

Is Romney trying to tell us something?

Look for the Romney/O'Donell sex tape in 3, 2, 1...

Here's a picture from the tape:



Quite the kinky bastid Romney is.

Why are we talking about anything else besides NDAA?

steverockson: trotsky: steverockson: He's really, really, trying to earn that Christine O'Donell endorsement.

Which is pretty comical because her base it primarily old white guys who think they have a chance with her.

Is Romney trying to tell us something?

Look for the Romney/O'Donell sex tape in 3, 2, 1...

Hell, they're both better looking than the participants in many celebrity tapes. And I hear neither of them shaves their lady parts!

ANOTHER farking debate? What did the audience do this time? Boo a quadruple amputee Iraq vet because he asked a global warming question? Applaud the return of indentured servants? Boo a 12 year old incest victim who got an abortion?

Nothing would surprise me anymore, not after the last one where they cheered for child labor.

I didn't like John Kerry the first time so I would I give a damn about the sequel?

Snatch Bandergrip: Why are we talking about anything else besides NDAA?

Just because 2 of 3 (so far) branches of government don't believe that any of the amendments to the constitution matter doesn't change the fact that Romney is a complete douche.

CorporatePerson: I didn't like John Kerry the first time so I would I give a damn about the sequel?

And this is why George W. got a second term, and Barack H. will get a second term.

trotsky: No matter what he does, he's going to win the nomination. That's the best part. He could say: I HATE Nazis, but I LOVE Hitler!

And he'd still win the nomination. Romney is the punchline to a joke Jon Stewart hasn't made yet.

Thanks to the GOP being so off the rails, it is looking like he is gonna lose to Gingrich. Never mind that Gingrich has about as much of a chance of drawing the independents (which is how you win general elections) as I have of sleeping with Anne Hathaway...

Cndn Bacon: See, I'm perfectly fine with people "flip-flopping" if they're doing so because they came upon new information that ended up changing their mind on an issue.

What Romney is doing, is just flip-flopping based on what he perceives the Republican party wants to hear and for that, he's just a pandering douche.

Well at least he's consistant in that.

Look, you want me to be tough on gays, I'll be tough on gays. You want me to suck a dick live here on stage, I'll do that too. I'll do whatever you want, just make me President. I've been working for this my whole life, don't you understand? I've purposefully steered the middle course my whole career to make sure I was electable as possible. How the hell was I supposed to know the GOP would collectively lose it's goddamn mind? IT SHOULD BE ME DAMMIT! I'm the handsome one! I can wear this suit for 64 straight hours and still look good in it! Look at this chin! The touch of grey and cold, steel eyes! I'm the young buck up-and-comer who was going to give the GOP 8 solid years! You're gonna elect Newt? The guy who was a Letterman punchline 20 years ago? ME, DAMMIT, ME!

dr_blasto: Snatch Bandergrip: Why are we talking about anything else besides NDAA?

Just because 2 of 3 (so far) branches of government don't believe that any of the amendments to the constitution matter doesn't change the fact that Romney is a complete douche.

1st Amendment: I get to say what I want, and no one can make me stop. Bonus if it pisses off the libs. Also, Jesus is just all right by me.
2nd Amendment: I get guns. Lots of guns. No waiting, no registering - just guns.
3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th Amendments: Stuff the government "can't" do.
9th, 10th Amendment: Small government! States' rights!

The conservative "Bill" of "Rights".

Huh. So that's what a pair of baby RIHOs really sounds like. (new window) I had it all wrong.

Dr Dreidel: dr_blasto: Snatch Bandergrip: Why are we talking about anything else besides NDAA?

Just because 2 of 3 (so far) branches of government don't believe that any of the amendments to the constitution matter doesn't change the fact that Romney is a complete douche.

1st Amendment: I get to say what I want, and no one can make me stop. If anyone calls me on my bullshiat, they're violating my rights. Bonus if it pisses off the libs. Also, Jesus is just all right by me.
2nd Amendment: I get guns. Lots of guns. No waiting, no registering - just guns for people like me, not people like you.
3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th Amendments: Stuff the government "can't" do to people like me, just people like you.
9th, 10th Amendment: Small government! States' rights!

The conservative "Bill" of "Rights".

FTFY

jayhawk88: You're gonna elect Newt? The guy who was a Letterman punchline 20 years ago? ME, DAMMIT, ME!

Sorry Mitt, you pray to the wrong church.

jayhawk88: [cdn2.dailycaller.com image 413x310]

Look, you want me to be tough on gays, I'll be tough on gays. You want me to suck a dick live here on stage, I'll do that too. I'll do whatever you want, just make me President. I've been working for this my whole life, don't you understand? I've purposefully steered the middle course my whole career to make sure I was electable as possible. How the hell was I supposed to know the GOP would collectively lose it's goddamn mind? IT SHOULD BE ME DAMMIT! I'm the handsome one! I can wear this suit for 64 straight hours and still look good in it! Look at this chin! The touch of grey and cold, steel eyes! I'm the young buck up-and-comer who was going to give the GOP 8 solid years! You're gonna elect Newt? The guy who was a Letterman punchline 20 years ago? ME, DAMMIT, ME!

In the gloom of Romney's cave, it waited.

"Mine. My only. My preciouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus"

The republican nomination abandoned Romney.

"LOST! LOOOOST! PRECIOUS IS LOOOOOOOST"

But then something happened that it did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature. A Newt.

"What's this? A nomination?"

For the days would come when Newt would change the course of the GOP.

steverockson: trotsky: steverockson: He's really, really, trying to earn that Christine O'Donell endorsement.

Which is pretty comical because her base it primarily old white guys who think they have a chance with her.

Is Romney trying to tell us something?

Look for the Romney/O'Donell sex tape in 3, 2, 1...

I misread that as "Rosie O'Donell sex tape."

Ugh.

Poopspasm: steverockson: trotsky: steverockson: He's really, really, trying to earn that Christine O'Donell endorsement.

Which is pretty comical because her base it primarily old white guys who think they have a chance with her.

Is Romney trying to tell us something?

Look for the Romney/O'Donell sex tape in 3, 2, 1...

I misread that as "Rosie O'Donell sex tape."

Ugh.

Pretty hard to call a favorite with that as your field.

Flab: monoski: RON PAUL

Paul said he wouldn't bomb, bomb, bomb Iran, thereby assuring he would never get the GOP nomination.

Agreed, Bachmann pounced on that one fast. He might as well have said abortion rhetoric is just a distraction to get fundies to vote GOP.

So, as a happy canadian, I think right about now would be a good time to close our borders, so when Obama clearly wins again, and republicans all go "hell with this Im moving to canada", we can easily say "No. fark off, we don't want you".

monoski: RON PAUL

ugh

jayhawk88: [cdn2.dailycaller.com image 413x310]

Look, you want me to be tough on gays, I'll be tough on gays. You want me to suck a dick live here on stage, I'll do that too. I'll do whatever you want, just make me President. I've been working for this my whole life, don't you understand? I've purposefully steered the middle course my whole career to make sure I was electable as possible. How the hell was I supposed to know the GOP would collectively lose it's goddamn mind? IT SHOULD BE ME DAMMIT! I'm the handsome one! I can wear this suit for 64 straight hours and still look good in it! Look at this chin! The touch of grey and cold, steel eyes! I'm the young buck up-and-comer who was going to give the GOP 8 solid years! You're gonna elect Newt? The guy who was a Letterman punchline 20 years ago? ME, DAMMIT, ME!

If he said that. On stage. During a debate. I might vote for the man.

Notabunny: Huh. So that's what a pair of baby RIHOs really sounds like. (new window) I had it all wrong.

That's pretty awesome, actually. I never would have known that.

BeesNuts: Notabunny: Huh. So that's what a pair of baby RIHOs really sounds like. (new window) I had it all wrong.

That's pretty awesome, actually. I never would have known that.

they sound kinda like a whoopie cushion actually.

Every Rhino ive ever seen has just sorta stood in the middle of his pen in the zoo looking bored.

laserhan: [S]o when Obama clearly wins again, and republicans all go "hell with this Im moving to canada", we can easily say "No. fark off, we don't want you".

Either you don't understand Republicans or the Republicans in your hypothetical don't understand Cananda...

laserhan: BeesNuts: Notabunny: Huh. So that's what a pair of baby RIHOs really sounds like. (new window) I had it all wrong.

That's pretty awesome, actually. I never would have known that.

they sound kinda like a whoopie cushion actually.

Every Rhino ive ever seen has just sorta stood in the middle of his pen in the zoo looking bored.

Ditto. And they tend to not make much noise at all when they are pissed. They're very "wreck your shiat first, ask questions later" oriented.