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2011-12-16 10:02:18 AM
Farking meth maggots, making me feel like a farking criminal just because I want some sinus meds that actually work.
 
2011-12-16 10:10:38 AM
Really, no matter who has the most meth labs, Missouri will always be the symbolic home of meth labs.
 
2011-12-16 10:14:58 AM
We're taking it back subbie! We've carried the title before, but now it'll be back where it belongs. Woo!
 
2011-12-16 10:15:27 AM
Can they beat 110 one step labs at once?

/I hate this place.
 
2011-12-16 10:16:45 AM
Farking toothless inbreeders.
 
2011-12-16 10:17:40 AM
korrektivpress.com

Does not approve.
 
2011-12-16 10:17:58 AM
Amateurs. Picture needs a little tweaking.
i135.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-16 10:18:27 AM
breakingbad.edogo.com

                                       ORLY?
 
2011-12-16 10:20:29 AM
As cocaine was to the Reagan era, meth is to the Tea Party.
 
2011-12-16 10:23:04 AM
Come on guys! We can't let those sister-farkers in Kentucky beat us!
 
2011-12-16 10:27:46 AM
Fish in a Barrel: Come on guys! We can't let those sister-farkers in Kentucky beat us!

You got something against my sister, buddy?!
 
2011-12-16 10:28:39 AM
I'd like to know besides how having random people go buy boxes of the shiat that there's enough psuedo to go around to even make meth where I live. They ask you to show ID,sign a form and keep all of it behind the counter. Hell now they ask for your birth date if you want to buy cough syrup or apparently anything containing dextromethorphan too,I'm pretty damn sure they started doing it to keep dumbass teenagers from buying it to chug it.
 
2011-12-16 10:30:19 AM
Shakespeare's Monkey: ORLY?

upload.wikimedia.org
YARLY.


/The better cook?
 
2011-12-16 10:34:40 AM
Oh for Christ's sake! Let them take the friggin drugs! Why does anyone farking care if some morons want to smoke, inject, swallow or drink poison?!

the stuff is cheap as hell, give them all they want.
 
2011-12-16 10:39:50 AM
hitlersbrain: Oh for Christ's sake! Let them take the friggin drugs! Why does anyone farking care if some morons want to smoke, inject, swallow or drink poison?!

I tend to make that decision on the basis of how well a reasonable people can handle the drug. Normal people can handle weed. I have not seen this to be the case with meth.
 
2011-12-16 10:40:21 AM
hitlersbrain: Oh for Christ's sake! Let them take the friggin drugs! Why does anyone farking care if some morons want to smoke, inject, swallow or drink poison?!

the stuff is cheap as hell, give them all they want.


Meth is an interesting one, in part because sometimes people blow up while making it, and that can affect people next to them that are unaware that the guy in the house/apartment/cardboard box next to them is cooking.
 
2011-12-16 10:42:02 AM
417 represent!!! WOOOOT!!!
 
2011-12-16 10:50:06 AM
And yet MO counties continue to push laws requiring a Rx to get cold medicine. In the STL area, all it's done is force everyone with a cold to drive to one county to get it without a Rx.

About a year from now, the area news will be: "meth labs in STL county up significantly. Authorities unsure why this is happening".

Shuffling the problem from one county to another does nothing. Hiring more than a few dozen meth officers for the entire state, however, may actually help.
 
2011-12-16 10:57:22 AM
Missouri! Missouri! Missouri! Missou....oh, wait!


/Live in MO
//HATE METH
///HATE METH HEADS MORE!
////HATE RELIGOUS FUNDIES MORE THAN THAT!
 
2011-12-16 10:58:58 AM
fireclown: hitlersbrain: Oh for Christ's sake! Let them take the friggin drugs! Why does anyone farking care if some morons want to smoke, inject, swallow or drink poison?!

I tend to make that decision on the basis of how well a reasonable people can handle the drug. Normal people can handle weed. I have not seen this to be the case with meth.


Tell everyone how dangerous it is. Tell them they will likely end up with some form of brain damage. If they still want it, give it to them. I'm more worried about drug lords, drug gangs, gang violence endangering innocent people, paying for overstuffed prisons, etc... A few suicidal idiots simply are not worth the price. If it's free they will probably take it until they quickly die. Let 'em die. Maybe a pile of corpses will get the message across.
 
2011-12-16 10:59:20 AM
Show Me meth labs.
 
2011-12-16 11:01:25 AM
grinding_journalist: Show Me meth labs.

Ladies & gentlemen, we have a winner!!!!

/Wish I would of thought of that!
//Shakes tiny fist and shuffles away.
 
2011-12-16 11:02:34 AM
king_nacho: hitlersbrain: Oh for Christ's sake! Let them take the friggin drugs! Why does anyone farking care if some morons want to smoke, inject, swallow or drink poison?!

the stuff is cheap as hell, give them all they want.

Meth is an interesting one, in part because sometimes people blow up while making it, and that can affect people next to them that are unaware that the guy in the house/apartment/cardboard box next to them is cooking.


Let big pharma safely make it and have the government hand it out for cheap or free. Let people know this is the 'you will probably die but we can't afford to care anymore' program, or the 'Your drug addicted ass is not worth children gunned down in the street' program.
 
2011-12-16 11:06:45 AM
Link (new window)1055/73713042#c73713042">hitlersbrain: Oh for Christ's sake! Let them take the friggin drugs! Why does anyone farking care if some morons want to smoke, inject, swallow or drink poison?!

the stuff is cheap as hell, give them all they want.


Because meth tends to get all explody when it's manufactured. I would prefer that those labs stay as far away from me as possible. But based on this from the Tulsa World (new window), I can't go very far.
 
2011-12-16 11:09:00 AM
WHO ARE THESE ASSHOLE (NON AMERICANS) WHO *INSIST* THAT PSEUDOEPHEDRINE IS THE *ONLY* THING THAT WORKS. LIKE SOMEONE WOULD SAY WHOS SERIOUSLY ADDICTED TO HELPING THEIR NEIGHBORS WITH METH.

TRY HEXAHYDROMETHAMPHETAMINE (PROPYLHEXEDRINE BENZADREX)
TRY L-METHAMPHETAMINE INHALER

TRY SALINE

TRY PHENYLEPHRINE??



SERIOUSLY.
 
2011-12-16 11:09:30 AM
Minarets: Because meth tends to get all explody when it's manufactured. I would prefer that those labs stay as far away from me as possible. But based on this from the Tulsa World (new window), I can't go very far.

You don't know fear til people are cooking in the apartment directly above you and their neighbor is a women with oxygen tanks.
 
2011-12-16 11:13:47 AM
king_nacho: Meth is an interesting one, in part because sometimes people blow up while making it, and that can affect people next to them that are unaware that the guy in the house/apartment/cardboard box next to them is cooking.

So have the drug companies churn it out-- 100% pure. Have the government sell it to those over 18 for a modest price. Put warning labels all over the freaking package.

The money generated could partially pay for helping the fools who take it, get hooked, and decide they don't want to die after all. The rest of the costs of treatment would easily come from the money saved from not maintaining a bunch of military-style "meth task forces" and not having to arrest/lock up so many people-- I'm not quite so callous as some Farkers.

There's also the money saved by not having to pay Medicare/SS to the idiots who take it and die off.

We save money, have more personal freedom, and fewer idiots running around the country. Win win win!
 
2011-12-16 11:14:46 AM
Meth lab gap?
 
2011-12-16 11:25:04 AM
Riche: king_nacho: Meth is an interesting one, in part because sometimes people blow up while making it, and that can affect people next to them that are unaware that the guy in the house/apartment/cardboard box next to them is cooking.

So have the drug companies churn it out-- 100% pure. Have the government sell it to those over 18 for a modest price. Put warning labels all over the freaking package.

The money generated could partially pay for helping the fools who take it, get hooked, and decide they don't want to die after all. The rest of the costs of treatment would easily come from the money saved from not maintaining a bunch of military-style "meth task forces" and not having to arrest/lock up so many people-- I'm not quite so callous as some Farkers.

There's also the money saved by not having to pay Medicare/SS to the idiots who take it and die off.

We save money, have more personal freedom, and fewer idiots running around the country. Win win win!


But they won't. There is no money it for big pharma, nobody wants to produce generic recreational drugs, hell, for big pharma to sell it, it would have to pass the FDA, do you think meth could pass the FDA?
 
2011-12-16 11:27:07 AM
White people problems.
 
2011-12-16 11:36:18 AM
king_nacho: Riche: king_nacho: Meth is an interesting one, in part because sometimes people blow up while making it, and that can affect people next to them that are unaware that the guy in the house/apartment/cardboard box next to them is cooking.

So have the drug companies churn it out-- 100% pure. Have the government sell it to those over 18 for a modest price. Put warning labels all over the freaking package.

The money generated could partially pay for helping the fools who take it, get hooked, and decide they don't want to die after all. The rest of the costs of treatment would easily come from the money saved from not maintaining a bunch of military-style "meth task forces" and not having to arrest/lock up so many people-- I'm not quite so callous as some Farkers.

There's also the money saved by not having to pay Medicare/SS to the idiots who take it and die off.

We save money, have more personal freedom, and fewer idiots running around the country. Win win win!

But they won't. There is no money it for big pharma, nobody wants to produce generic recreational drugs, hell, for big pharma to sell it, it would have to pass the FDA, do you think meth could pass the FDA?



Meth already passed the FDA> ITS CALLED BENZADREX
it's a recreational drug sold at Walgreens.

and it's OTC.

but no one cares
cause you have to open them up and swallow the cotton in pieces
or put into capsules

which is too hard for most users
compared to injection
or smoking??
 
2011-12-16 11:41:36 AM
Jon iz teh kewl: king_nacho: Riche: king_nacho: Meth is an interesting one, in part because sometimes people blow up while making it, and that can affect people next to them that are unaware that the guy in the house/apartment/cardboard box next to them is cooking.

So have the drug companies churn it out-- 100% pure. Have the government sell it to those over 18 for a modest price. Put warning labels all over the freaking package.

The money generated could partially pay for helping the fools who take it, get hooked, and decide they don't want to die after all. The rest of the costs of treatment would easily come from the money saved from not maintaining a bunch of military-style "meth task forces" and not having to arrest/lock up so many people-- I'm not quite so callous as some Farkers.

There's also the money saved by not having to pay Medicare/SS to the idiots who take it and die off.

We save money, have more personal freedom, and fewer idiots running around the country. Win win win!

But they won't. There is no money it for big pharma, nobody wants to produce generic recreational drugs, hell, for big pharma to sell it, it would have to pass the FDA, do you think meth could pass the FDA?


Meth already passed the FDA> ITS CALLED BENZADREX
it's a recreational drug sold at Walgreens.

and it's OTC.

but no one cares
cause you have to open them up and swallow the cotton in pieces
or put into capsules

which is too hard for most users
compared to injection
or smoking??


None of that is hard at all the difference is they probably don't get you high the same way or as intensely. It's the same reason you can go in a store and buy cough syrup with dxm but can't go into a store and buy ketamine or pcp. They maybe in the same class of drugs but it doesn't mean they'll make you high the same way or for as long.
 
2011-12-16 11:48:24 AM
Yeah but I've had 12 hour jerk off sessions of Benzadrex. Which I'm sure is all what people use meth for.
 
2011-12-16 11:49:39 AM
king_nacho: But they won't. There is no money it for big pharma, nobody wants to produce generic recreational drugs, hell, for big pharma to sell it, it would have to pass the FDA, do you think meth could pass the FDA?

There would be TONS of money in it. The stuff costs practically nothing to make. They could sell it to the government with a 300% markup and it would still barely cost anything. As for the government, the cost would be an immeasurable fraction of the current cost of the war on drugs (THAT is where you would have problems with bribery aka lobbying).
 
2011-12-16 11:55:45 AM
hitlersbrain: fireclown: hitlersbrain: A few suicidal idiots simply are not worth the price. If it's free they will probably take it until they quickly die. Let 'em die. Maybe a pile of corpses will get the message across.

And decrease the surplus population!

/In the christmas spirit
 
2011-12-16 11:57:15 AM
Goddam, that's how you make your entrance to the Southeastern Conference! Welcome, Missouri!!
 
2011-12-16 12:03:07 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: Yeah but I've had 12 hour jerk off sessions of Benzadrex. Which I'm sure is all what people use meth for.

Dude do you have scars from friction burns on your penis?
 
2011-12-16 12:06:07 PM
A Terrible Human: Jon iz teh kewl: Yeah but I've had 12 hour jerk off sessions of Benzadrex. Which I'm sure is all what people use meth for.

Dude do you have scars from friction burns on your penis?


I invented a new type of masturbation that only works on Benzadrex. It's call flop your dick back and forth
no friction. but absolutely orgasmic on Benzadrex (even without having a boner). crazy huh
 
2011-12-16 12:19:18 PM
Oh, so now I understand meth.

The more you know...
 
2011-12-16 12:25:03 PM
I don't normally cheer for other teams, but go MO! The tweakers in east KY scare me.
 
2011-12-16 12:29:33 PM
BarefootInTheFark: I don't normally cheer for other teams, but go MO! The tweakers in east KY scare me.

I live in east KY and holy shiat it is god awful.
 
2011-12-16 12:32:03 PM
crashman6: Missouri! Missouri! Missouri! Missou....oh, wait!


/Live in MO
//HATE METH
///HATE METH HEADS MORE!
////HATE RELIGOUS FUNDIES MORE THAN THAT!


Tell the meth heads that the religious fundies are trying to take away their meth. Pop some popcorn and enjoy the lulz. Worked for winobot.
 
2011-12-16 12:33:48 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: WHO ARE THESE ASSHOLE (NON AMERICANS) WHO *INSIST* THAT PSEUDOEPHEDRINE IS THE *ONLY* THING THAT WORKS. LIKE SOMEONE WOULD SAY WHOS SERIOUSLY ADDICTED TO HELPING THEIR NEIGHBORS WITH METH.

TRY HEXAHYDROMETHAMPHETAMINE (PROPYLHEXEDRINE BENZADREX)
TRY L-METHAMPHETAMINE INHALER

TRY SALINE

TRY PHENYLEPHRINE??



SERIOUSLY.


I'll bite.

Me.. A 30 year allergy patient who has tried every allergy product under the sun multiple times.
 
2011-12-16 12:36:22 PM
gimlet: Jon iz teh kewl: WHO ARE THESE ASSHOLE (NON AMERICANS) WHO *INSIST* THAT PSEUDOEPHEDRINE IS THE *ONLY* THING THAT WORKS. LIKE SOMEONE WOULD SAY WHOS SERIOUSLY ADDICTED TO HELPING THEIR NEIGHBORS WITH METH.

TRY HEXAHYDROMETHAMPHETAMINE (PROPYLHEXEDRINE BENZADREX)
TRY L-METHAMPHETAMINE INHALER

TRY SALINE

TRY PHENYLEPHRINE??



SERIOUSLY.

I'll bite.

Me.. A 30 year allergy patient who has tried every allergy product under the sun multiple times.


HEAVE U TRIED CHAMOMILE TEA..

SERIOUSLY
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 12:38:35 PM
And critics said Missouri was a bad fit for the SEC.
 
2011-12-16 12:39:46 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: HEAVE U TRIED CHAMOMILE TEA..

SERIOUSLY



Jesus christ are you on Benzedrex playing with your floppy wiener again?

/hehe wiener.
 
2011-12-16 12:43:58 PM
A Terrible Human: Jon iz teh kewl: HEAVE U TRIED CHAMOMILE TEA..

SERIOUSLY


Jesus christ are you on Benzedrex playing with your floppy wiener again?

/hehe wiener.


NO IM AT WORK
PROGRAMMING GAY ANDROID APPZ

BUT THANKS FOR ASKING
 
2011-12-16 12:45:05 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: gimlet: Jon iz teh kewl: WHO ARE THESE ASSHOLE (NON AMERICANS) WHO *INSIST* THAT PSEUDOEPHEDRINE IS THE *ONLY* THING THAT WORKS. LIKE SOMEONE WOULD SAY WHOS SERIOUSLY ADDICTED TO HELPING THEIR NEIGHBORS WITH METH.

TRY HEXAHYDROMETHAMPHETAMINE (PROPYLHEXEDRINE BENZADREX)
TRY L-METHAMPHETAMINE INHALER

TRY SALINE

TRY PHENYLEPHRINE??



SERIOUSLY.

I'll bite.

Me.. A 30 year allergy patient who has tried every allergy product under the sun multiple times.

HEAVE U TRIED CHAMOMILE TEA..

SERIOUSLY


I remember wanting to go pool at the YMCA as a child, not because I wanted to swim, but instead I realized that the hallway leading up to the pool always opened up my sinuses.

Bleach works!
 
2011-12-16 01:29:50 PM
www.dailyactor.com

Expert at removing Meth from Kentucky
 
2011-12-16 01:38:26 PM
hitlersbrain: Oh for Christ's sake! Let them take the friggin drugs! Why does anyone farking care if some morons want to smoke, inject, swallow or drink poison?!

the stuff is cheap as hell, give them all they want.


For every one pound of Meth produced, 7 pounds of TOXIC waste are left behind. Shiat that will kill you. I don't mind a week smoker in their home, but meth? Absolutely not.
 
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