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Kiribub		2003-10-11 02:23:12 PM

Dude, that's called "beer."

Ninja_Pancakes		2003-10-11 02:24:47 PM

Whoa, so I guess that in the future, everyone will be either a "Brandy" or a "Clint".

basstovin		2003-10-11 02:26:39 PM

huey lewis finally gets his wish.

leitmotive		2003-10-11 02:46:57 PM

Only science could make John Goodman beautiful.

Crusader		2003-10-11 02:49:15 PM

Also unleashed is the new "Ken" drug to remove any part of your anatomy that would be attracted to said Barbie.

basstovin		2003-10-11 02:57:21 PM

*drugs not includes with muslim barbie.

IrishDrunk		2003-10-11 03:29:27 PM

Heard about this last year.
Still want it.

p.s. to Crusader the straight armed Ken dolls have woowoos, the bent armed ones have tighty whities that hide their woowoos.

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2003-10-11 04:03:00 PM

(unfetchable image my arse...)

The_Sofa_of_Death		2003-10-11 04:04:28 PM

"Barbie" drug promises to make you tanner, thinner and sexier.

Truly awful. Ghastly, in fact. "Tanner"? Where tf were you when the rest of your class was having English lessons?

"More tanned" is the phrase you completely failed to find.

While I am on the subject, there's no such word as "funner" either.

Meh.

/Turkey 0 England 0. Engerlund Engerlund Engerlund.

Tin Foil Hat		2003-10-11 04:04:40 PM

No, that's called cocaine, mang!

KlumTheFark		2003-10-11 04:05:02 PM

"But i am already thin, plum in all the right bits and beautiful, any more skinnier i'd be classified as skank"

/Miss Stanford 1999

Cherry Red		2003-10-11 04:07:41 PM

Here comes tEh science?

Gimme_a_brownie_dammit		2003-10-11 04:11:51 PM

"tanner", thinner, more productive.

/now it's stuck in my head.

Dorf11		2003-10-11 04:13:05 PM

Oh you! (tee hee) Like, get out of here! *giggle*

office_despot		2003-10-11 04:13:37 PM

"Barbie" drug promises to make you tanner, thinner and sexier.

Whoa... ...someone thinks Barbie is sexy?? Eww.

Pandora's Boxers		2003-10-11 04:13:59 PM

Ninja_Pancakes:

Nah, everyone worth speaking of will still do their own custom avatar...

leitmotive		2003-10-11 04:14:08 PM

brownie: A pig in a cage on antibiotics?

Urbanfarmr		2003-10-11 04:15:44 PM

how soon until it hits the streets?
/gotta get my order in now.

jpe_dty		2003-10-11 04:16:28 PM

This would be a much better water additive than Flouride. I'd vote for it...

Normificus		2003-10-11 04:18:20 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend:

"This museum is lovingly dedicated to the Klaus Barbie that nobody knows. The husband, the devoted father, the wine connoisseur and three time ballroom dancing champion..."

Snarfangel		2003-10-11 04:21:26 PM

>The_Sofa_of_Death
Truly awful. Ghastly, in fact. "Tanner"? Where tf were you when the rest of your class was having English lessons?

He don't need to speak no gooder. Me understand him fine.

Neurocrat		2003-10-11 04:23:48 PM

ninjapancake (whoa, your nick is NIN Japan cakes as well)
Great book. I've probably read Snow Crash 5 times...

grandsham		2003-10-11 04:24:05 PM

Ninja_Pancakes way to go man, now I have to read that book again! and anyways, doesn't it say in the FArQ that you can only quote Snowcrash in threads about pizza guys?

NakedApe		2003-10-11 04:25:48 PM

"Any pill that can help people lose weight, get a tan and improve their sex life has got to be a winner for a lot of people."

If they'll pay me for being a user it will be the perfect drug.

Anne.Uumellmahaye		2003-10-11 04:26:52 PM

I'd rather take a cabbage patch kid pill. they have the cutest little arses.

bigbaddevil		2003-10-11 04:27:58 PM

I was hoping it would be a powder.

nytmare		2003-10-11 04:32:47 PM

Tastes awfully similar to a penis pill. But the label on the bottle's different, so it must be true!

woodstock		2003-10-11 04:38:36 PM

But will it make me have "Barbie" boobies?
Damn, I hate gravity.... :p

wldncrzy14		2003-10-11 04:40:31 PM

"I wanna dip my balls in it!"

Weaver95		2003-10-11 04:40:41 PM

So once we all look the same, sound the same, think the same and believe the same, life will be perfect?

How did Tyler put it...? Deliver me from perfect skin and teeth! Deliver me from swedish furniture! I say evolve, and let the chips fall where they may.

Sir_Knumskull		2003-10-11 04:41:11 PM

Does it also turn your tits to plastic?

Weaver95		2003-10-11 04:42:28 PM

Oh, and one more comment before I shut up - George lucas is starting to worry me. His movie 'THX1138' is proving to be more and more prophetic as time goes on....

Sir Chevron Food Mart		2003-10-11 04:45:23 PM

If it doesn't work, oh well. If it does work, the rest of the 12 billion dollar a year diet industry/lobby will work to ban it.

revtiernan		2003-10-11 04:52:48 PM

What a great way to weed out the self-centered jerks from the neat guys who like themselves just as they are, imperfections and all.

EvilScientist		2003-10-11 04:54:11 PM

I thought it was called clean living.

SurfGirl69		2003-10-11 04:54:24 PM

Now, after all this work, I can get it in a pill?

a1t3r3g0		2003-10-11 05:04:35 PM

The_Sofa_of_Death:

tan¹

( P ) Pronunciation Key (t

n)

v. tanned, tanning, tans

v. tr. To convert (hide) into leather, as by treating with tannin.
To make brown by exposure to the sun.
Informal. To thrash; beat.

v. intr. To become brown or tawny from exposure to sun.

n. A light or moderate yellowish brown to brownish orange.
The brown color that sun rays impart to the skin.
Tanbark.
Tannin.
A solution derived from tannin.

adj. tanner, tannest Light or moderate yellowish-brown to brownish-orange.
Having a suntan.
Used in or relating to tanning.

*Prays HTML works*

FunkOut		2003-10-11 05:15:03 PM

Just like Barbie? Ack, no more nipples!

Coelacanth		2003-10-11 05:16:28 PM

Wasn't there a Star Trek (Original Series) episode about this?

sfphinkter		2003-10-11 05:21:39 PM

In the poll on the website >50% of people "Definately!" would use this product... sad...

Code_Archeologist		2003-10-11 05:24:19 PM

No Kiribub Beer makes other people look tanner, thinner, and sexier

Code_Archeologist		2003-10-11 05:27:06 PM

sfphinker if it really does what it says it does and will keep me svelt and tan without exercise or sun... then hell yeah I would be taking that shiat. Ten years of IT work has given me the typical programers figure and pasty skin.

Gimme_a_brownie_dammit		2003-10-11 05:35:13 PM

leitmotive

brownie: A pig in a cage on antibiotics?

You too, eh?

ch4r7ie		2003-10-11 05:39:03 PM

leitmotive		2003-10-11 05:42:51 PM

Yeah. One of the best albums of the past 30 years, IMO. Not a bad song on it.

MagentaGalexy		2003-10-11 05:46:40 PM

Hell yeah!! What a great farkin show they put on last nite!

minasaglar		2003-10-11 05:53:03 PM

SOMA. SOMA. SOMA. SOMA. SOMA. SOMA. SOMA. SOMA. SOMA.
/puts on tinfoil hat

hatechall		2003-10-11 06:02:14 PM

It's not Soma, Soma would make you feel happy and content and que sera seraish all the time. This is more like a I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND YOUR FACE FALLS OFF IF YOU TAKE THIS BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER ALLOW MYSELF TO TAKE THIS BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WOULD BE JEALOUS IF IT MADE EVERYONE BESIDES ME ATTRACTIVE kind of drug.