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Pants full of macaroni!!

2011-12-16 09:35:21 AM

Very nice.

PunchDrunkPanda

2011-12-16 09:38:16 AM

In glorious nation land country of Kazakhstan, kids beat you.

chappy62

2011-12-16 09:39:18 AM

Wah wah wee meh...

dougputhoff

2011-12-16 09:40:13 AM

They are reading to play basketball for either Cincinnati or Xavier.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club

2011-12-16 09:40:17 AM

Awesome.
In general, I'm not a tough guy or a "bruiser" by any means. However, when I use to play hockey, fighting was half the fun. Both teams expect it and look forward to it. A good time is had by all.

badscooter

2011-12-16 09:41:45 AM

Whiskey Dickens

2011-12-16 09:43:11 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 109x112]

Bahahahaha!

OnlyM3

2011-12-16 09:46:44 AM

badscooter

i.imgur.com

Best part of the video was that bit right there. LOL.

Barnstormer

2011-12-16 09:50:12 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 109x112]

This! LMFSO (my farkin' skates off)

murfshay22

2011-12-16 09:51:33 AM

Boy, that escalated quickly (new window)

cnocnanrionnag

2011-12-16 09:55:33 AM

Those canadian goon hockey players again with their Don Cherry cement-head approach to the game!!!. Shame.

Wait, Kazakhstan??

I thought it said Canuckistan.

/Canadian myself
\\still playing hockey 3x a week at 60
//which way do the slashies go?

jayphat

2011-12-16 09:56:45 AM

You lost, other team rubs it in, so you fight. And the parents cheer. They're breeding a bunch if Avery and Suttons right there.

keylock71

2011-12-16 10:04:25 AM

OnlyM3: badscooter

i.imgur.com

Best part of the video was that bit right there. LOL.

I like the goalie at the end raising his hand in victory...

farkin_in_K-town

2011-12-16 10:05:22 AM

My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. It's nice.

DragonIV

2011-12-16 10:06:23 AM

jayphat: They're breeding a bunch if Avery and Suttons right there.

Nothing like a bit o' sensationalism, eh?

Molavian

2011-12-16 10:08:58 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 109x112]

I'm still giggling about that.

Bruxellensis

2011-12-16 10:09:08 AM

cnocnanrionnag: Those canadian goon hockey players again with their Don Cherry cement-head approach to the game!!!. Shame.

Wait, Kazakhstan??

I thought it said Canuckistan.

/Canadian myself
\\still playing hockey 3x a week at 60
//which way do the slashies go?

careful, slashing is a penalty

ytterbium

2011-12-16 10:20:06 AM

Laughing to the point of tears here...I'd be torn between cheering and horror if my son acted like that on the ice.

Cajnik

2011-12-16 10:20:33 AM

It's....Glorious!

Savage Bacon

2011-12-16 10:21:17 AM

"I don't understand. We come. We play hockey like Kazakh boys. We fight like Kazakh boys. Then we go to room for changing and coach tries to put rubber fist in my a-noos..."

/great success

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T

2011-12-16 10:22:45 AM

Bruxellensis:
careful, slashing is a penalty

So is hooking

/Figure you'd know that
//What, with your mom's chosen profession and all
///Got nuthin (except a game tonight)

Super Chronic

2011-12-16 10:32:43 AM

The fight started when one team got is hands on the other team's Baywatch magazine.

Bruxellensis

2011-12-16 10:33:25 AM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Bruxellensis:
careful, slashing is a penalty

So is hooking

/Figure you'd know that
//What, with your mom's chosen profession and all
///Got nuthin (except a game tonight)

I think you get more than two minutes for that. Gotta pay a fine, too.

Wittenberg Dropout

2011-12-16 10:42:45 AM

These kids can all serve in my army as my personal praetorian guard. I like that fighting spirit.

Jim from Saint Paul

2011-12-16 10:45:53 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 109x112]

Oh you. *Favorited*

/cutest fight like... EVER

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T

2011-12-16 10:59:34 AM

Bruxellensis:

I think you get more than two minutes for that. Gotta pay a fine, too.

Now farkied as someone who has a sense of humor.

Wittenberg Dropout: These kids can all serve in my army as my personal praetorian guard. I like that fighting spirit.

You know who else had a personal guard made up of kids?

rudemix

2011-12-16 11:07:26 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 109x112]

I'm in the lol camp on this one, too. With a touch of cringe though. Skates are sharp and I kept waiting for the kids to rip that guys shins up.

All the kids came in, dropped sticks, squared off and let it go on the ice. It was less shocking to see the kids fight as it was to see them looking like freaking consumate, gentlemen, fighting pros.

Lt. Col. Angus

2011-12-16 11:51:56 AM

Notice how nobody goes near the kid in green that's a foot and a half taller than everyone else.

Kids might want to fight, but they're not stupid.

nyseattitude

2011-12-16 12:12:54 PM

That kid (2) zips in at .16 and goes after two bigger kids. Looks like he really wanted some more.

Any word on how many Boston Bruins scouts were in the stands?

BTing

2011-12-16 12:28:40 PM

We used to fight in the locker room after practice before the coach came in. It was so much fun and no one got hurt. Until the day the coach came in early. He gave Ricardo a split lip by banging his helmeted head on the bench. Good times... good times...

ytterbium

2011-12-16 12:33:47 PM

Lt. Col. Angus: Notice how nobody goes near the kid in green that's a foot and a half taller than everyone else.

Kids might want to fight, but they're not stupid.

My son missed the Squirt cutoff by a month and is the tallest/biggest kid in his grade, so he's massive compared to the other Mites. He's like Chara: when kids skate into him, they bounce right off.

jigoro

2011-12-16 12:39:36 PM

It was a powder keg waiting to go off..

jonjr215

2011-12-16 12:39:49 PM

As the parent of an 11 year-old who has been playing hockey since he was 5, I was most disturbed that the parents cheered the players when the fight was over. WTF? In our league, every single kid in the fight would have been brought before the league discipline committee, and the kids would all serve game suspensions and/or be suspended from the league for some time as punishment. I've seen a few small fights (usually retaliation after a cheap hit) that were immediately stopped by the officials, and the kids involved were escorted off the ice and given game misconduct penalties that resulted in them not being able to play in the next two or three games. There is no place for fighting at this age level. It's a rough enough sport as it is. (Just ask my son, who broke his ankle three weeks ago in a game...) Just my opinion.

misanthropologist

2011-12-16 12:56:35 PM

Was that a flash mob?

mdeesnuts

2011-12-16 01:03:01 PM

jonjr215: As the parent of an 11 year-old who has been playing hockey since he was 5, I was most disturbed that the parents cheered the players when the fight was over. WTF? In our league, every single kid in the fight would have been brought before the league discipline committee, and the kids would all serve game suspensions and/or be suspended from the league for some time as punishment. I've seen a few small fights (usually retaliation after a cheap hit) that were immediately stopped by the officials, and the kids involved were escorted off the ice and given game misconduct penalties that resulted in them not being able to play in the next two or three games. There is no place for fighting at this age level. It's a rough enough sport as it is. (Just ask my son, who broke his ankle three weeks ago in a game...) Just my opinion.

You sound like you enjoy your HOA meetings.

jonjr215

2011-12-16 01:11:56 PM

mdeesnuts: jonjr215: As the parent of an 11 year-old who has been playing hockey since he was 5, I was most disturbed that the parents cheered the players when the fight was over. WTF? In our league, every single kid in the fight would have been brought before the league discipline committee, and the kids would all serve game suspensions and/or be suspended from the league for some time as punishment. I've seen a few small fights (usually retaliation after a cheap hit) that were immediately stopped by the officials, and the kids involved were escorted off the ice and given game misconduct penalties that resulted in them not being able to play in the next two or three games. There is no place for fighting at this age level. It's a rough enough sport as it is. (Just ask my son, who broke his ankle three weeks ago in a game...) Just my opinion.

You sound like you enjoy your HOA meetings.

Home Owner's Association? Huh?

puppetmaster745

2011-12-16 01:17:40 PM

Try watching the video with this playing in the background.

/I know this thread is about Borated out.

Link (new window)

Mr_Fabulous

2011-12-16 01:22:11 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!

2011-12-16 01:30:12 PM

DON'T BE SOFT

HAVE A FIGHT

/obscure?

keylock71

2011-12-16 01:33:32 PM

nyseattitude: Any word on how many Boston Bruins scouts were in the stands?

It's Kazakhstan... They can just buy these kids on the black market and get them into the secret Junior Bruiser Program the Bruins have in the basement of a tenement in Charlestown.

I've said too much already. *shifty eyes*

Inhalien

2011-12-16 02:35:44 PM

Jagshamesh!

66dude

2011-12-16 02:45:23 PM

Savage Bacon: "I don't understand. We come. We play hockey like Kazakh boys. We fight like Kazakh boys. Then we go to room for changing and coach tries to put rubber fist in my a-noos..."

Jerry Sandusky?

Billygoat Gruff

2011-12-16 05:25:22 PM

Wonder if any of them were Proberts kids?

/RIP Bobby!

soundguy

2011-12-16 05:27:32 PM

jonjr215: As the parent of an 11 year-old who has been playing hockey since he was 5, I was most disturbed that the parents cheered the players when the fight was over. WTF? In our league, every single kid in the fight would have been brought before the league discipline committee, and the kids would all serve game suspensions and/or be suspended from the league for some time as punishment. I've seen a few small fights (usually retaliation after a cheap hit) that were immediately stopped by the officials, and the kids involved were escorted off the ice and given game misconduct penalties that resulted in them not being able to play in the next two or three games. There is no place for fighting at this age level. It's a rough enough sport as it is. (Just ask my son, who broke his ankle three weeks ago in a game...) Just my opinion.

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Let me guess...the Precious Snowflakes league? Does everyone get a "self-esteem" trophy?

Swoop1809

2011-12-16 08:26:11 PM

Which one of those kids did Mike Milbury beat up?

Bob_Sled

2011-12-16 10:20:41 PM

When I was that age I played for a small town hockey team. We finished the season with a perfect record, never won a game never lost a fight.

/That was tame. Ya gotta drop your gloves.
// ? symbol for hooking.

Lindhaus

2011-12-16 10:23:21 PM

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

/ba-dum-bump

TheLopper

2011-12-17 12:17:32 AM

soundguy: jonjr215: As the parent of an 11 year-old who has been playing hockey since he was 5, I was most disturbed that the parents cheered the players when the fight was over. WTF? In our league, every single kid in the fight would have been brought before the league discipline committee, and the kids would all serve game suspensions and/or be suspended from the league for some time as punishment. I've seen a few small fights (usually retaliation after a cheap hit) that were immediately stopped by the officials, and the kids involved were escorted off the ice and given game misconduct penalties that resulted in them not being able to play in the next two or three games. There is no place for fighting at this age level. It's a rough enough sport as it is. (Just ask my son, who broke his ankle three weeks ago in a game...) Just my opinion.

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Let me guess...the Precious Snowflakes league? Does everyone get a "self-esteem" trophy?

So wait, you think 9 year olds should be brawling? Please don't reproduce.

/wow.

soundguy

2011-12-17 01:32:33 AM

TheLopper: soundguy: jonjr215: As the parent of an 11 year-old who has been playing hockey since he was 5, I was most disturbed that the parents cheered the players when the fight was over. WTF? In our league, every single kid in the fight would have been brought before the league discipline committee, and the kids would all serve game suspensions and/or be suspended from the league for some time as punishment. I've seen a few small fights (usually retaliation after a cheap hit) that were immediately stopped by the officials, and the kids involved were escorted off the ice and given game misconduct penalties that resulted in them not being able to play in the next two or three games. There is no place for fighting at this age level. It's a rough enough sport as it is. (Just ask my son, who broke his ankle three weeks ago in a game...) Just my opinion.

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Let me guess...the Precious Snowflakes league? Does everyone get a "self-esteem" trophy?

So wait, you think 9 year olds should be brawling? Please don't reproduce.

/wow.

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Up until the current generation of coddled pantywaists, a good percentage of kids throughout history "brawled" as a part of growing up. It built character and taught you that if you weren't good at fighting, you'd damned well better get good at something else that would save your ass, like negotiating, bribing, or running like hell. Where do you think politicians come from?

ritalinchild 54

2011-12-17 12:10:54 PM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 109x112]

Was that the Penn State coach trying to get the kid to shower with him?

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