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(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Security guards try to stop Christian Bale from visiting blind Chinese activist under house arrest, fail to recognize him as the Goddamned Batman   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 48
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2011-12-16 08:16:54 AM
Christian persecution at its finest.
 
2011-12-16 08:23:02 AM
media.comicvine.com
Were these the ones that stopped him?
 
2011-12-16 09:07:25 AM
What don't they farking understand?!?
 
2011-12-16 09:15:18 AM
Normally I am a bit skeptical about actors going political, but this brilliant.
 
2011-12-16 10:30:16 AM
What don't they fu.....ohgodammitsomuch, Sybarite!
 
2011-12-16 10:31:19 AM
Better link here:
http://edition.cnn.com/2011/12/15/world/asia/china-bale-activist/ind ex .html?hpt=hp_c2 (new window)

They chased Bale after he left... why not get multiple groups to attempt to see Chang? When the guards leave to give chase to one group -the second group makes an attempt to see Chang...

Eventually, they will run out of guards.
 
2011-12-16 10:32:45 AM
BurnShrike: Christian persecution at its finest.


Too easy,huh?
 
2011-12-16 10:33:54 AM
Because People in power are Stupid: Better link here:
http://edition.cnn.com/2011/12/15/world/asia/china-bale-activist/ind ex .html?hpt=hp_c2 (new window)

They chased Bale after he left... why not get multiple groups to attempt to see Chang? When the guards leave to give chase to one group -the second group makes an attempt to see Chang...

Eventually, they will run out of guards.


Did you stay at a Holiday Inn last night?
(well played)
 
2011-12-16 10:39:38 AM
"I'm not being brave doing this. The local people who are standing up to the authorities and insisting on going to visit Chen and his family and getting beaten up for it and my understanding is getting detained for it, I want to support what they're doing," Bale told the CNN crew.


AW
 
2011-12-16 10:43:51 AM
i121.photobucket.com

Why can I not see this man?
 
2011-12-16 10:45:20 AM
When I first saw this headline on MSNBC, I thought it was some kind of silly security guards vs. body guards fighting over a camera or something. Glad to read that the situation was far more important and that Bale's actions was drawing attention to it.
 
2011-12-16 10:47:03 AM
 
2011-12-16 10:51:23 AM
Jurisdiction? He has no "jurisdiction." He'll find him and make him squeal! I know the squealers when I see them, and... wait, what are we talking about again?
 
2011-12-16 10:59:17 AM
FARKING UNPROFESSIONAL, MAN!!!
 
2011-12-16 11:29:03 AM
So I'm guessing he has a book/movie out this month?
 
2011-12-16 11:35:51 AM
The Chinese violating human rights? NO WAY!

The only way this could have been better is if Bale was wearing the Batsuit at the time.
 
2011-12-16 11:45:57 AM
While they had to chase Bale to keep him from seeing Chen Guangcheng, they don't have to do anything to keep Chen from seeing anyone.
 
2011-12-16 11:46:55 AM
Yeah, let's tell those other countries how to live.
 
2011-12-16 12:06:14 PM
well, isn't that part of the point [that he'll not be recognized as batman]?

blind chinese activist > xtian bale
 
2011-12-16 12:25:13 PM
"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"
 
2011-12-16 12:29:04 PM
xtragrind: So I'm guessing he has a book/movie out this month?

I'm guessing that you are aware that you have a shiatty life.
 
2011-12-16 12:39:11 PM
"Solitary confinement!"
"Why!?"
"Protection!"
"I don't need protection!"
"No! To protect them from YOU!"

/Admit it, it was the first thing you thought of too.
 
2011-12-16 12:51:38 PM
StoPPeRmobile: xtragrind: So I'm guessing he has a book/movie out this month?

I'm guessing that you are aware that you have a shiatty life.


that's a big guess..." I don't like your opinion so there must be something wrong with (insert indignant whine here)...

that Mr. Christian 'Batman' Bale is a CamHo trying to get some press for himself isn't that big a stretch...

he should have taken Sean Penn and Bono with him, that way, Bono pays for gas, Penn gets the beer and Bale can take the twitter pics...

shameless self promoters all

think globally
act locally
then stfu about it.


/welcome to fark.
//Bale is a lisping goof
 
2011-12-16 12:56:11 PM
James Scameron: StoPPeRmobile: xtragrind: So I'm guessing he has a book/movie out this month?

I'm guessing that you are aware that you have a shiatty life.

that's a big guess..." I don't like your opinion so there must be something wrong with (insert indignant whine here)...

that Mr. Christian 'Batman' Bale is a CamHo trying to get some press for himself isn't that big a stretch...

he should have taken Sean Penn and Bono with him, that way, Bono pays for gas, Penn gets the beer and Bale can take the twitter pics...

shameless self promoters all

think globally
act locally
then stfu about it.


/welcome to fark.
//Bale is a lisping goof


You too huh?

;)
 
2011-12-16 12:57:33 PM
Teufelaffe: "Solitary confinement!"
"Why!?"
"Protection!"
"I don't need protection!"
"No! To protect them from YOU!"

/Admit it, it was the first thing you thought of too.


I don't just admit it, but embrace it. It was the freaking first thing I thought about doing.
 
2011-12-16 12:59:04 PM
James Scameron: StoPPeRmobile: xtragrind: So I'm guessing he has a book/movie out this month?

I'm guessing that you are aware that you have a shiatty life.

that's a big guess..." I don't like your opinion so there must be something wrong with (insert indignant whine here)...

that Mr. Christian 'Batman' Bale is a CamHo trying to get some press for himself isn't that big a stretch...

he should have taken Sean Penn and Bono with him, that way, Bono pays for gas, Penn gets the beer and Bale can take the twitter pics...

shameless self promoters all

think globally
act locally
then stfu about it.


/welcome to fark.
//Bale is a lisping goof


I've figured it out. You are somehow involved in the production of The Dark Knight Rises, most likely one of the crew. Christian Bale was a dick to you, but of course you couldn't do anything about it on set, not if you wanted to keep your job. So, you're striking back by being biatchy in every Batman and Christian Bale thread you can find.
 
2011-12-16 01:27:32 PM
rocky_howard: Teufelaffe: "Solitary confinement!"
"Why!?"
"Protection!"
"I don't need protection!"
"No! To protect them from YOU!"

/Admit it, it was the first thing you thought of too.

I don't just admit it, but embrace it. It was the freaking first thing I thought about doing.


ohhhhhh gooooood for YOU!
 
2011-12-16 01:44:31 PM
Christian Bale isn't one of those Hollywood people who do it for the publicity. He comes from a family of activists. He does this type of stuff all the time. He just doesn't do it for the press. Which is why you don't really hear about him doing it.
 
2011-12-16 02:04:52 PM
nimawai: Christian Bale isn't one of those Hollywood people who do it for the publicity. He comes from a family of activists. He does this type of stuff all the time. He just doesn't do it for the press. Which is why you don't really hear about him doing it.

OH..thank god..a close personal friend of the Bale family here on fark..whew!
Finally someone who can speak for him and speak his mind from a first hand perspective...

Being that you personally know the entire family of activists, can you please show me some examples of their activism?

And in lieu of his "non press covered activism", perhaps you could supply some other examples of Mr Bale and his "great deeds" for humanity? Pictures please...

oh...I ...uh..thought so...

In fact, his parents are NOT activists, but showbiz pimps and circus nuts....
But since you know them personally, you can school us all up.

/here come the butt hurt
//you got nothin
 
2011-12-16 02:06:19 PM
Teufelaffe: James Scameron: StoPPeRmobile: xtragrind: So I'm guessing he has a book/movie out this month?

I'm guessing that you are aware that you have a shiatty life.

that's a big guess..." I don't like your opinion so there must be something wrong with (insert indignant whine here)...

that Mr. Christian 'Batman' Bale is a CamHo trying to get some press for himself isn't that big a stretch...

he should have taken Sean Penn and Bono with him, that way, Bono pays for gas, Penn gets the beer and Bale can take the twitter pics...

shameless self promoters all

think globally
act locally
then stfu about it.


/welcome to fark.
//Bale is a lisping goof

I've figured it out. You are somehow involved in the production of The Dark Knight Rises, most likely one of the crew. Christian Bale was a dick to you, but of course you couldn't do anything about it on set, not if you wanted to keep your job. So, you're striking back by being biatchy in every Batman and Christian Bale thread you can find.


maybe I'm Christian Bale sitting in my trailer laughing at you.
 
2011-12-16 02:09:19 PM
James Scameron: maybe I'm Christian Bale sitting in my trailer laughing at you.

Nah, not enough profanity in your posts.
 
2011-12-16 02:12:10 PM
Teufelaffe: James Scameron: maybe I'm Christian Bale sitting in my trailer laughing at you.

Nah, not enough profanity in your posts.


Good sleuthing. you've "figured it all out " again...you would of course know this empirically from my..err..his other fark posts...

the fantasy is thick here...
 
2011-12-16 02:32:46 PM
I waffle between Bale being the world's largest douche and a genuine superhero. But I never waver on the fact that the man is a brilliant actor, the Godamn Batman notwithstanding.

m.popstar.com

images.icnetwork.co.uk
 
2011-12-16 02:34:36 PM
Maybe he shoulda gone all batshiat on those guys.
 
2011-12-16 03:46:32 PM
James Scameron: Teufelaffe: James Scameron: maybe I'm Christian Bale sitting in my trailer laughing at you.

Nah, not enough profanity in your posts.

Good sleuthing. you've "figured it all out " again...you would of course know this empirically from my..err..his other fark posts...

the fantasy is thick here...


And here I was, being all jocular with you and riffing off of Christian Bale's profanity-laden rant against that one guy during the filming of Terminator Salvation, and you just had to go and muck it up with your weird "Everyone except for me is delusional" schtick.
 
2011-12-16 04:24:24 PM
So, is it safe to say that Christian Bale and China are through professionally?
 
2011-12-16 05:01:58 PM
img829.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-16 05:49:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1j6q4RrYv8
 
2011-12-16 06:27:45 PM
dancindan84: Jurisdiction? He has no "jurisdiction." He'll find him and make him squeal! I know the squealers when I see them, and... wait, what are we talking about again?

Two words: Operation Skyhook.
 
2011-12-16 07:40:31 PM
People realize that "the goddamned Batman" is a meme whose origin has nothing to do with the Bale Batman flicks, right? My understanding is that the source, a Frank Miller "graphic novel", was not well-received.
 
2011-12-16 09:25:53 PM
Silly Communist! He's blind. Just take him to an army base and let him march around with a sign...tell him it's Tiananmen Square.

/No house arrest = no goddamned Batman!
 
2011-12-16 09:35:25 PM
Wayne 985: dancindan84: Jurisdiction? He has no "jurisdiction." He'll find him and make him squeal! I know the squealers when I see them, and... wait, what are we talking about again?

Two words: Operation Skyhook.


lparchive.org
/This is too easy. Now to get back to my ship.
 
2011-12-16 09:41:43 PM
nimawai: Christian Bale isn't one of those Hollywood people who do it for the publicity. He comes from a family of activists. He does this type of stuff all the time. He just doesn't do it for the press. Which is why you don't really hear about him doing it.

bump

came back to get a schoolin,
to see you were just a foolin.

not trying to sound all prickly
but you ain't even readed the wiki!

end white rap here...

/proves my point exactly
//some of my best friends are Batmans
///thanks for the pwnage
 
2011-12-16 10:12:45 PM
xtragrind: So I'm guessing he has a book/movie out this month?

In China, yes. The Chinese government financed it, so this sort of thing isn't helping to promote the film.
 
2011-12-16 10:30:36 PM
James Scameron: Teufelaffe: James Scameron: maybe I'm Christian Bale sitting in my trailer laughing at you.

Nah, not enough profanity in your posts.

Good sleuthing. you've "figured it all out " again...you would of course know this empirically from my..err..his other fark posts...

the fantasy is thick here...


You must be the life of the party.

/threadkill
 
2011-12-17 03:07:42 AM
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

New one on me.
 
2011-12-17 07:14:46 PM
I don't understand the accusations of him being an AW--if it were something solely about him, then I could see it, but this just seems like he's trying to bring awareness to what's going on over there. I will say that this is unlike him, being as private as he normally is. Hopefully, this turns out to benefit Cheng and others.

/It is true that his dad was an activist
//Not sure about his mom, though.
 
2011-12-17 07:30:48 PM
Everyone more famous than you who is doing something that might, on first blush, seem selfless or caring, must by definition be an AW. Fark rule 31.

/Not rule 34
 
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