Hm...as much as I like the classic ScarJo pics, may I humbly request some new ones? I'm sure they exist, and are just as sexy.

Fapping birds? Go on.

Ostriches are pretty scary.

Apos: I read as that as "mean,fapping birds"-

we all did.

I'd buy that app for a dollar.

NSFSJ (new window)

When it comes to Cassowaries she has a point.

Phil Moskowitz: When it comes to Cassowaries she has a point.

Yeah, but what about boobies?

Scarlett Johansson's flaps?

Impasse: Scarlett Johansson's flaps?

ftfy

Impasse: Scarlett Johansson's flaps?

like a theater curtain made of roast beef and nacho cheese...

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Impasse: Scarlett Johansson's flaps?

like a theater curtain made of roast beef and nacho cheese...

Shut your mouth. Scarlett is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett is like that.

/best set up ever

Most humans have a fear of flying creatures. It's a primate thing.

kradio: Most humans have a fear of flying creatures. It's a primate thing.

I'd give her a primate thing, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

PizzaJedi81: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Impasse: Scarlett Johansson's flaps?

like a theater curtain made of roast beef and nacho cheese...

Shut your mouth. Scarlett is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett is like that.

/best set up ever

to think I almost scrwed it up....

Doctor Jan Itor: Fapping birds? Go on.

i lol'd

PizzaJedi81: kradio: Most humans have a fear of flying creatures. It's a primate thing.

I'd give her a primate thing, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

An opposable thumb, perhaps?

PizzaJedi81: kradio: Most humans have a fear of flying creatures. It's a primate thing.

I'd give her a primate thing, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Also, contrary to what most Farkers will tell you, Scarlett Johansson doesn't appreciate men flinging poo at her. Jury's still out on Olivia Munn, though.

Doctor Jan Itor: Fapping birds? Go on.

kradio: PizzaJedi81: kradio: Most humans have a fear of flying creatures. It's a primate thing.

I'd give her a primate thing, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Also, contrary to what most Farkers will tell you, Scarlett Johansson doesn't appreciate men flinging poo at her. Jury's still out on Olivia Munn, though.

The fact that Scarlett Johansson appreciates men flinging Olivia Munn at her is unsurprising.

Wellon Dowd:

kradio: PizzaJedi81: kradio: Most humans have a fear of flying creatures. It's a primate thing.

I'd give her a primate thing, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Also, contrary to what most Farkers will tell you, Scarlett Johansson doesn't appreciate men flinging poo at her. Jury's still out on Olivia Munn, though.

It wouldn't be poo I'd be flinging at her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

LewDux: NSFSJ (new window)

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As a previous owner of a cockatiel, which was the meanest little sumbiatch imaginable, I can understand her fears.

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NSFSJ? Not Safe For Single Jews?

Birdbrain..

Scarlett Johansson support group.

Phil Moskowitz: When it comes to Cassowaries she has a point.

Cassowaries are delicious. They taste a lot like beef. You'll wreck your jaw trying to fully chew a chunk of cassowary meat, though.

I can understand

"Scarlett Johansson hates 'mean, flapping birds'"





Feels insulted.

I'm kind of distracted by the UPI picture of whatshername showing us her DSLs.