Bail Bonds!

"Do you expect me to talk, Congressmember?"

"No, Mr. Bonds. I expect you to lie."

How long has this crap been going on?

I wanted to find a screen cap of Troy Glaus (I think) admiring Bonds' monster homer that time, but instead I found this. You're welcome.

The asterisk is not so much a reference to steroids as it is a reference to how much of a giant asshole he is.

LOL haters.

Bonds' Defense Attorney at sentencing: "Your Honor, please don't send my client to jail, as his freakish steroid and HGH-enlarged head will make him an obvious target for ridicule and bullying in prison"

Cagey B: The asterisk is not so much a reference to steroids as it is a reference to how much of a giant asshole he is.

Damn shame he skates, we could have gone from this: (*) to this: (O)

Rank Player .. Intentional Bases on Balls
1. Barry Bonds ...............688*
2. Hank Aaron+ .................293
3. Willie McCovey+ ...........260
4. Albert Pujols... .. ............251
5. Vladimir Guerrero ..........250
6. Ken Griffey.....................246
7. George Brett+ ..............229
8. Willie Stargell+ .............227
9. Eddie Murray+ .............222
10. Frank Robinson+.. ......218

*Respect

He's looking skinny since he came off the juice.