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gopher321

2011-12-16 08:43:31 AM

Slankyj

2011-12-16 09:23:15 AM

Maaaaaaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaymunnnnnnn

Skleenar

2011-12-16 09:25:07 AM

FFFFAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE

"Matt David"

Heh.

Wingnutwillie

2011-12-16 09:27:10 AM

and some douchebag wrecks Christmas for a bunch of kids! Awesome work waterheads.

Guns n' Farkin Roses

2011-12-16 09:27:14 AM

Usually someone makes that statement before they go to the bathroom

sminkypinky

2011-12-16 09:27:57 AM

"I know who Ben Affleck is"

Genius!

chrisco123

2011-12-16 09:29:04 AM

I'd have a beer with him.

D-D-D-Dave

2011-12-16 09:29:20 AM

ok, that was fun.

LaraAmber

2011-12-16 09:34:55 AM

That was fun.

I have one of their water bottles for the gym, it stands out from everyone else's with the design, so no mixup at class.

I think most kids would use that water bottle as their gift for mom or dad. "Here Mom, Matt Damon touched this!"

maniacbastard

2011-12-16 09:44:07 AM

I like the little tyke that gave Matt some "water", poor pissy little pisser.

llamallama

2011-12-16 09:47:01 AM

It's no "LOG" but it'll have to do.

/merry christmas you little brats

Turd_Ferguson

2011-12-16 09:55:21 AM

I said next goddamnit this isn't the DMV

LaraAmber

2011-12-16 09:57:21 AM

Bacon is Meat Candy: Bacon is Meat Candy: I'll take several.

Okay - maybe not for $35 a piece.

The plastic ones are $25. They are Camelbak bottles, which retail for the same price (for the groove model, built in filter).

rockmoss

2011-12-16 10:00:46 AM

Surprisingly funny actually.

miss diminutive

2011-12-16 10:08:14 AM

I had a serious, serious thing for him when Good Will Hunting came out (I've honestly seen the movie over 20 times). From his interviews he seems like the type of guy who is really down to earth, charmingly funny and who you could easily sit down with over a beer and have an amazing conversation...and then fark like he was going off to war.

AgentBang

2011-12-16 10:09:20 AM

That's awesome if that picture of the mall is really where he did this. It's Crossgates Mall in Albany NY. Been there many a time.

D-D-D-Dave

2011-12-16 10:17:10 AM

LaraAmber: I have one of their water bottles for the gym...

*checks name, checks profile*

A D&D playing redhead who goes to the gym? Your profile is in serious lack of pics

belhade

2011-12-16 10:23:10 AM

AgentBang: That's awesome if that picture of the mall is really where he did this. It's Crossgates Mall in Albany NY. Been there many a time.

Awww man! I've been working up near Albany quite a lot recently. I would have gone to sit in Matt's Lap.

belhade

2011-12-16 10:23:46 AM

Ok, I didn't mean to capitalize that but i guess Matt's Lap would be a great vacation destination.

TheMega

2011-12-16 10:26:08 AM

Weird.. just went to my parents and there was a Darth Vader mask some dipstick tossed up on their porch (and not the crap one-piece plastic mold stuff the thickness of paper). Dirty and needs washed but I bet that one kid would love it (at least more than a water battle LMAO)

LaraAmber

2011-12-16 10:29:52 AM

D-D-D-Dave: LaraAmber: I have one of their water bottles for the gym...

*checks name, checks profile*

A D&D playing redhead who goes to the gym? Your profile is in serious lack of pics

I'm a 34-year-old mother of one who dreams of one day owning a Subaru Outback. No one's interested.

belhade

2011-12-16 10:38:13 AM

LaraAmber: D-D-D-Dave: LaraAmber: I have one of their water bottles for the gym...

*checks name, checks profile*

A D&D playing redhead who goes to the gym? Your profile is in serious lack of pics

I'm a 34-year-old mother of one who dreams of one day owning a Subaru Outback. No one's interested.

False. Even more interested.

trappedspirit

2011-12-16 10:39:03 AM

Yeah, that was so spontaneous, unfabricated, not at all forced, totally natural, unscripted, unrehearsed, too much holiday cute for me to handle this early. I just didn't handle it.

D-D-D-Dave

2011-12-16 10:39:29 AM

MrGuy

2011-12-16 10:43:29 AM

LaraAmber

2011-12-16 10:47:44 AM

MrGuy: LaraAmber: D-D-D-Dave: LaraAmber: I have one of their water bottles for the gym...

*checks name, checks profile*

A D&D playing redhead who goes to the gym? Your profile is in serious lack of pics

I'm a 34-year-old mother of one who dreams of one day owning a Subaru Outback. No one's interested.

Wait, isn't "owning a Subaru" code for lesbian? (NTTAWWT) Or am I getting my stereotypes mixed up?

No, it's also code for "lives in Colorado, land of the snowy commute". Most people buy either 4x4 or all wheel drive, and Subaru and Volvos are really popular with the moms who balk at a mini-van or Expedition.

Bad_ad85

2011-12-16 10:50:02 AM

AmazinTim

2011-12-16 11:53:06 AM

I admire the fact that Damon spends a lot of his time being a public figure for so many charities. Don't see a lot of celebs doing it in a way that isn't "LOOK AT ME I'M CHARITABLE SEE!?" But Damon pulls it off well. Seems to just genuinely care about the causes he donates his time and money for.

Also, oblig Don't be afraid to get involved, Vince (new window)

He actually is the spokesperson for the foundation that he spends the entire episode trying to get Vince to donate to. Hilarious and spreading the word.

mistersnark

2011-12-16 12:03:30 PM

Inaditch

2011-12-16 12:07:19 PM

AmazinTim: Also, oblig Don't be afraid to get involved, Vince (new window)

That was hilarious.

Bag of Hammers

2011-12-16 01:44:04 PM

LaraAmber: I have one of their water bottles for the gym, it stands out from everyone else's with the design, so no mixup at class.

I wrote SYPHILIS on mine in black sharpie, never have a problem.

Theonceovertwice

2011-12-16 02:41:33 PM

I'll sit on Santa's lap.

Do You Know What I Am Saying

2011-12-16 03:34:09 PM

FFwater.org:

Women spend 200 million hours a day collecting water

There are only 24 hours in a day, morans. You're not gonna get any credibility like that. Sheesh.

casual disregard

2011-12-16 03:35:15 PM

Zafler

2011-12-16 03:54:58 PM

casual disregard: The best way to throw off the FARK Stalker Parade is to tell them you've got sharp knees even if you don't. A fake pic of a woman with sharp knees would be even better.

Bah, I casually stalk Ringshadow and sometimes Sarcastica75 just because they amuse me and are intelligent.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

2011-12-16 04:52:51 PM

Hahaha, that kid peed on Matt Damon!

LaraAmber

2011-12-16 05:01:18 PM

casual disregard: LaraAmber: D-D-D-Dave: LaraAmber: I have one of their water bottles for the gym...

*checks name, checks profile*

A D&D playing redhead who goes to the gym? Your profile is in serious lack of pics

I'm a 34-year-old mother of one who dreams of one day owning a Subaru Outback. No one's interested.

The best way to throw off the FARK Stalker Parade is to tell them you've got sharp knees even if you don't. A fake pic of a woman with sharp knees would be even better.

Having a gun isn't enough? Wow, they don't have much of a sense of preservation do they?

/Oddly husband is completely okay with me being stalked online.
//He's especially hoping for a hot lesbian who doesn't mind him watching and/or filming.
///Sigh.

Gabrielmot

2011-12-19 10:10:36 AM

Bag of Hammers: LaraAmber: I have one of their water bottles for the gym, it stands out from everyone else's with the design, so no mixup at class.

I wrote SYPHILIS on mine in black sharpie, never have a problem.

oopps... I thought that one was the one for people with Syphilis... sorry dude, I guess it is now.

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