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2011-12-16 09:54:51 AM
It's time again to show why you shouldn't give money to the Salvation Army but a less bigoted charity.

Since 1986 the Salvation Army has engaged in five major assaults on the LGBT community's civil rights and attempted to carve out exemptions that would allow them to deny gays and lesbians needed services as well as employment.

•When New Zealand considered passage of the Homosexual Law Reform Act in 1986, the Salvation Army collected signatures in an attempt to get the legislation killed. The act decriminalized consensual sex between gay men. The measure passed over the charity's objections.
•In the United Kingdom, the Salvation Army actively pushed passage of an amendment to the Local Government Act. The amendment stated that local authorities "shall not intentionally promote homosexuality or publish material with the intention of promoting homosexuality" or "promote the teaching in any maintained school of the acceptability of homosexuality as a pretended family relationship." The law has since been repealed, but it led many schools and colleges to close LGBT student organizations out of fear they'd lose their government funding.
•In 2001, the organization tried to extract a resolution from the White House that they could ignore local non-discrimination laws that protected LGBT people. While the commitment would have applied to all employees, the group claimed that it needed the resolution so it "did not have to ordain sexually active gay ministers and did not have to provide medical benefits to the same-sex partners of employees." After lawmakers and civil rights activists revealed the Salvation Army's active resistance to non-discrimination laws, the White House admitted the charity was seeking the exemptions.
•Also in 2001, the evangelical charity actively lobbied to change how the Bush administration would distribute over $24 billion in grants and tax deductions by urging the White House deny funding to any cities or states that included LGBT non-discrimination laws. Ari Fleischer, White House press secretary, issued a statement saying the administration was denying a "regulation sought by the church to protect the right of taxpayer-funded religious organizations to discriminate against homosexuals."
•In 2004, the Salvation Army threatened to close all their soup kitchens in New York City to protest the city's decision to require all vendors and charities doing business with the city to adhere to all civil rights laws. The organization balked at having to treat gay employees equal to straight employees.
 
2011-12-16 10:16:11 AM
Done in one.
 
2011-12-16 10:18:11 AM
Nasty_McFilth: Done in one.
 
2011-12-16 10:18:53 AM
... and Virginia, Illinois, California, Kansas, Maine, etc.

The same story gets reported absolutely everywhere in the nation, every year. It's a bullshiat story designed to guilt the rest of us to cough up a buck next time we see one of those obnoxious bell-ringers.

The gold coin is a lie.
 
2011-12-16 10:18:59 AM
It's for the kids.
 
2011-12-16 10:19:18 AM
Write a check. Then you can get the tax break.
 
2011-12-16 10:19:42 AM
Boobies has it right. Give your money to a more open minded and less bigoted charity.
 
2011-12-16 10:19:58 AM
Yeah I had no idea about any of this stuff regarding the Salvation Army until a buddy of mine explained it to me last week. Oh well, I generally only donate to Child's Play anyway. If they are so bigoted, how are they allowed outside Stop and Shop? Someone should contact their corporate headquarters.
 
2011-12-16 10:20:14 AM
Dang 1%ers - giving GOLD to help people in need, we 99%ers don't have gold coins to just toss around like these priveleged rich bastar...wait, this is a good thing. Never mind.
 
2011-12-16 10:20:48 AM
But I bet those same people are the ones scouring the internet, looking for lesbian porn.
 
2011-12-16 10:22:06 AM
Playinodds: Boobies has it right. Give your money to a more open minded and less bigoted charity.

Couldn't we donate $0.01 by credit card?
 
2011-12-16 10:23:07 AM
DirkTheDaring: ... and Virginia, Illinois, California, Kansas, Maine, etc.

The same story gets reported absolutely everywhere in the nation, every year. It's a bullshiat story designed to guilt the rest of us to cough up a buck next time we see one of those obnoxious bell-ringers.

The gold coin is a lie.


All tin foil hat aside I honestly believe that this is the case.

And to the people who give simply give because "it's that time of the year" I wish a pox on your house. Give because you want to and just because you give money to one homeless person/organization that doesn't mean you have to give to everyone who is asking.
 
2011-12-16 10:23:59 AM
stpauler: It's time again to show why you shouldn't give money to the Salvation Army but a less bigoted charity.

Random facts pointing out that the Salvation Army is against gays and lesbians


The Salvation Army is a Christian organization. Christians believe homosexuality is wrong and immoral. So if you expect them to treat homosexuals as equals, you are going to be extremely disappointed.

However, if the fact that they are a Christian organization bothers you, then of course you should feel free to donate elsewhere.
 
2011-12-16 10:27:00 AM
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2011-12-16 10:30:21 AM
I give, but never to the Salvation Army. They are repugnant bigots, for one thing. For another, in my neighborhood they set up every year in the same area where local street musicians traditionally play. They put2, 3 and sometimes even 4 of their bucket stations around where the musicians are playing and they ring their damn bells, interfereing with the music and leading people to believe that the musicians are soliciting donations FOR the Salvation Army. I just hate them.
 
2011-12-16 10:30:51 AM
stpauler: It's time again to show why you shouldn't give money to the Salvation Army but a less bigoted charity.

thanks for posting this. was coming in to say something similar (albeit less informative).
 
2011-12-16 10:30:53 AM
CCCarnie: The Salvation Army is a Christian organization. Christians believe homosexuality is wrong and immoral. So if you expect them to treat homosexuals as equals, you are going to be extremely disappointed.

However, if the fact that they are a Christian organization bothers you, then of course you should feel free to donate elsewhere.


Blanket statement is blankety:

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www.lutheranslove.com


towleroad.typepad.com

www.mlp.org

Syllogism doesn't work apparently.

/Atheist anyways.
 
2011-12-16 10:31:14 AM
Like those bell ringing biatches aren't big enough targets already.

/There's gold in them thar pots!
 
2011-12-16 10:31:54 AM
CCCarnie: stpauler: It's time again to show why you shouldn't give money to the Salvation Army but a less bigoted charity.

Random facts pointing out that the Salvation Army is against gays and lesbians

The Salvation Army is a Christian organization. Christians believe homosexuality is wrong and immoral. So if you expect them to treat homosexuals as equals, you are going to be extremely disappointed.

However, if the fact that they are a Christian organization bothers you, then of course you should feel free to donate elsewhere.


There are other christian organizations that don't discriminate, so saying that's why they wont help gays is stupid. I don't think Jesus asked the lepers if they were gay before he helped them out. I don't think he said "everyone gets wine except for that flaming whoopsie over there!"
 
2011-12-16 10:32:17 AM
I prefer to donate to Homelessville.
 
2011-12-16 10:32:50 AM
Don't encourage Pennsylvania.
 
2011-12-16 10:33:31 AM
Love those photos, stpauler. of course, being a real Christian means loving everyone, regardless of sexual orientation or whatever.

On that note, my charity of choice for clothing donations etc. is Housing Works.^
 
2011-12-16 10:33:35 AM
Hey there's chocolate in these coins!!
 
2011-12-16 10:33:41 AM
CCCarnie: stpauler: It's time again to show why you shouldn't give money to the Salvation Army but a less bigoted charity.

Random facts pointing out that the Salvation Army is against gays and lesbians

The Salvation Army is a Christian organization. Christians believe homosexuality is wrong and immoral. So if you expect them to treat homosexuals as equals, you are going to be extremely disappointed.

However, if the fact that they are a Christian organization bothers you, then of course you should feel free to donate elsewhere.




That's funny.

I thought Christians were suppose to believe and try to behave like Jesus Christ. I don't remember Christ hating, excluding, or treating groups of people as less than equal to even his self. If the son of God can put aside any of their moral failings and still be glad to help then shouldn't his followers?

He even said something about it. "Therefore all things you would that men should do unto you, do you even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets"



So, unlike what certain groups of Christians want everyone to think, being a Christian organization doesn't mean they should be treating gays or anyone else any differently. In fact, being Christian means they should be treating everyone with a love and kindness Jesus Christ showed.


So it's not that they're Christians that bothers most people. It's the fact that they are homosexual bigots of the highest order who cloak themselves in Christianity in order to justify that bigotry and hatred. they are the furthers thing from Christians as they can possibly be.
 
2011-12-16 10:41:01 AM
Ika7734: CCCarnie: stpauler: It's time again to show why you shouldn't give money to the Salvation Army but a less bigoted charity.

Random facts pointing out that the Salvation Army is against gays and lesbians

The Salvation Army is a Christian organization. Christians believe homosexuality is wrong and immoral. So if you expect them to treat homosexuals as equals, you are going to be extremely disappointed.

However, if the fact that they are a Christian organization bothers you, then of course you should feel free to donate elsewhere.

There are other christian organizations that don't discriminate, so saying that's why they wont help gays is stupid. I don't think Jesus asked the lepers if they were gay before he helped them out. I don't think he said "everyone gets wine except for that flaming whoopsie over there!"


It is what it is. I'm not saying what they're doing is right... I'm just saying homosexuality is considered a sin and many Christians discriminate because of that. At this point, when I hear "Christian organization", I pretty much assume they have an issue with homosexuals.

Also, I just pictured Jesus saying "flaming whoopsie" and had a good chuckle.
 
2011-12-16 10:43:39 AM
CCCarnie: stpauler: It's time again to show why you shouldn't give money to the Salvation Army but a less bigoted charity.

Random facts pointing out that the Salvation Army is against gays and lesbians

The Salvation Army is a Christian organization. Christians believe homosexuality is wrong and immoral. So if you expect them to treat homosexuals as equals, you are going to be extremely disappointed.

However, if the fact that they are a Christian organization bothers you, then of course you should feel free to donate elsewhere.


I was raised in a congregational protestant church whose national organization has always supported civil rights in all their forms (racial, sexual, etc.). Christian does not equal Evangelical.
 
2011-12-16 10:50:24 AM
My hatred for the Salvation Army runs deep on many levels, but its time for a CSB:

Standing in line behind three Salvation Army cult members in Dunkin' Donuts yesterday, and the head fundie told the woman behind the counter that they were responsible for 30 bell ringers in the area, and then asked her if they would like to donate some coffee to the cause. She looked at them like they were aliens and said "NO". I just busted out laughing.

/guess you had to be there
 
2011-12-16 10:52:55 AM
Take the money and give it to a single person. It might actually do some good then.
 
2011-12-16 10:53:29 AM
Pants_Optional: CCCarnie: stpauler: It's time again to show why you shouldn't give money to the Salvation Army but a less bigoted charity.

Random facts pointing out that the Salvation Army is against gays and lesbians

The Salvation Army is a Christian organization. Christians believe homosexuality is wrong and immoral. So if you expect them to treat homosexuals as equals, you are going to be extremely disappointed.

However, if the fact that they are a Christian organization bothers you, then of course you should feel free to donate elsewhere.

I was raised in a congregational protestant church whose national organization has always supported civil rights in all their forms (racial, sexual, etc.). Christian does not equal Evangelical.


I'm with you. I was raised in a Lutheran church and have no problems with gays and lesbians. But that's not how every Protestant church runs. I'm not saying all Christians hate homosexuals... (Although, I'll admit my words may have sounded like that...) But I am never shocked to hear a Christian organization disapproves of homosexuality.
 
2011-12-16 11:07:39 AM
Yes THANK YOU for supporting a racist, anti gay, anti choice semi cult that promotes teetotalism and moral absolutism.

Thanks a lot, assholes.
 
2011-12-16 11:07:51 AM
CCCarnie: Ika7734: CCCarnie: stpauler: It's time again to show why you shouldn't give money to the Salvation Army but a less bigoted charity.

Random facts pointing out that the Salvation Army is against gays and lesbians

The Salvation Army is a Christian organization. Christians believe homosexuality is wrong and immoral. So if you expect them to treat homosexuals as equals, you are going to be extremely disappointed.

However, if the fact that they are a Christian organization bothers you, then of course you should feel free to donate elsewhere.

There are other christian organizations that don't discriminate, so saying that's why they wont help gays is stupid. I don't think Jesus asked the lepers if they were gay before he helped them out. I don't think he said "everyone gets wine except for that flaming whoopsie over there!"

It is what it is. I'm not saying what they're doing is right... I'm just saying homosexuality is considered a sin and many Christians discriminate because of that. At this point, when I hear "Christian organization", I pretty much assume they have an issue with homosexuals.

Also, I just pictured Jesus saying "flaming whoopsie" and had a good chuckle.


I happen to be Christian, but unlike some, I do not go out of my way to judge (at least I try not to), because the way I look at it, I have enough mistakes in my own life I need to correct, before I can go around correcting others.

That's just my personal philosophy
 
2011-12-16 11:07:57 AM
lewismarktwo: Take the money and give it to a single person. It might actually do some good then.

I think this is best, too. Find a family in need and buy their kids winter coats or an elderly person who needs someone to pay their heating bill or someone who needs groceries.
 
2011-12-16 11:08:29 AM
Kruggerands are NOT rare coins, they're very common actually. Worth a lot, due to the gold content, but not rare.
 
2011-12-16 11:12:22 AM
I do support the Salvation Army. They may well have an "anti-gay" bias, due to the Christian base of the organization.
I support them because of the work they do - dealing with the homeless drunks and drug addicts on the park benches that most of us would prefer to just ignore.
If there were an agnostic group that actually did as much on the "front line" as SallyAnn, I would support them too.
 
2011-12-16 11:19:44 AM
I came in here to say what Stpauler said, although more vaguely. The Salvation Army has helped a few people I've known when they had nowhere else to go, so I'm almost conflicted. But with their track record of bigotry and inseccant bell-ringing/guilt-tripping during the holidays, fark em.
 
2011-12-16 11:31:39 AM
I frequently donate old clothes to VOA, which I guess was an offshoot of Salvation Army and is technically 'faith-based' (never seen a cross over there); but since VOA doesn't have bellringers out, they get my stuff.
 
2011-12-16 11:36:31 AM
Something else I have heard are the Salvation Army 'bell-ringers' are not volunteers, but make as much as $10.00 an hour

Could be wrong, but that's what I have heard, more than once
 
2011-12-16 11:39:37 AM
Trance750:
I happen to be Christian, but unlike some, I do not go out of my way to judge (at least I try not to), because the way I look at it, I have enough mistakes in my own life I need to correct, before I can go around correcting others.

That's just my personal philosophy


Redundantpost is, sadly, not redundant.
 
2011-12-16 11:45:12 AM
GoldDude: Kruggerands are NOT rare coins, they're very common actually. Worth a lot, due to the gold content, but not rare.

Yep, lotta fakes out there too. What I can't imagine is not hearing the ferocious clank such a coin would make in the bucket.
 
2011-12-16 12:09:02 PM
neversubmit: Like those bell ringing biatches aren't big enough targets already.

/There's gold in them thar pots!


www.clevelandseniors.com
 
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2011-12-16 12:18:57 PM
If they left the pots there, without the homeless guys jingling that stupid bell, i might be more tempted to walk over to it and put some change in.
 
2011-12-16 12:21:10 PM
stpauler: Since 1986 the Salvation Army has engaged in five major assaults on the LGBT community's civil rights and attempted to carve out exemptions that would allow them to deny gays and lesbians needed services as well as employment.

Wow, that looks like a systematic approach with agents in a random country, lobbying for some legislation, then waiting 5 or ten years before starting over, somewhere else with their relentless attacks. At this rate, gay marriage will be recognized everywhere.

/jk
 
2011-12-16 12:25:25 PM
CognaciousThunk: What I can't imagine is not hearing the ferocious clank such a coin would make in the bucket.

No clank occurs when the coin is put in before the bellringer goes out in the morning -- or when they are counting coins in the evening.

/Not that a Christian organization would EVER do that.
 
2011-12-16 12:29:01 PM
So what we learned here is that if someone disagrees w/ something we feel strongly about, even if they do good and help a lot of people - fark them - they deserve to die (preferably in a fire) - and fark the poor farkers that they help too.
 
2011-12-16 12:32:49 PM
justadadX3: So what we learned here is that if someone disagrees w/ something we feel strongly about, even if they do good and help a lot of people - fark them - they deserve to die (preferably in a fire) - and fark the poor farkers that they help too.

Benevolent acts can still not mitigate assholishness
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2011-12-16 12:42:55 PM
Meh, I have no problem with Salvation Army. They do far more good then harm.
 
2011-12-16 12:51:10 PM
stpauler: justadadX3: So what we learned here is that if someone disagrees w/ something we feel strongly about, even if they do good and help a lot of people - fark them - they deserve to die (preferably in a fire) - and fark the poor farkers that they help too.

Benevolent acts can still not mitigate assholishness
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SA: Feed homeless, help people get clean and sober, provide food - clothing - shelter - to any in need, provide job training, etc.

KKK: Lynching, cross-burning, acts of violence, intimidation, etc.

Yeah - sounds like they are pretty much the same - my bad.
 
2011-12-16 12:57:58 PM
justadadX3: stpauler: justadadX3: So what we learned here is that if someone disagrees w/ something we feel strongly about, even if they do good and help a lot of people - fark them - they deserve to die (preferably in a fire) - and fark the poor farkers that they help too.

Benevolent acts can still not mitigate assholishness
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SA: Feed homeless, help people get clean and sober, provide food - clothing - shelter - to any in need, provide job training, etc.

KKK: Lynching, cross-burning, acts of violence, intimidation, etc.

Yeah - sounds like they are pretty much the same - my bad.


Retard
justadadX3

Sound pretty similar to me too.
 
2011-12-16 01:01:58 PM
stpauler: justadadX3: stpauler: justadadX3: So what we learned here is that if someone disagrees w/ something we feel strongly about, even if they do good and help a lot of people - fark them - they deserve to die (preferably in a fire) - and fark the poor farkers that they help too.

Benevolent acts can still not mitigate assholishness
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SA: Feed homeless, help people get clean and sober, provide food - clothing - shelter - to any in need, provide job training, etc.

KKK: Lynching, cross-burning, acts of violence, intimidation, etc.

Yeah - sounds like they are pretty much the same - my bad.

Retard
justadadX3

Sound pretty similar to me too.


Since the discussion has devolved to this, just let me say

I know you are - but what am I?
 
2011-12-16 01:07:34 PM
justadadX3: SA: Feed homeless, help people get clean and sober, provide food - clothing - shelter - to any in need, provide job training, etc.

KKK: Lynching, cross-burning, acts of violence, intimidation, etc.


No, the example is SA helping homeless people despite fighting against the civil and human rights of gay people compared to the KKK cleaning up a highway despite fighting against the civil and human rights of black people.
 
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