And if it starts crawling across the ceiling...you might be freaking out.

Nah, he's resting.

GranoblasticMan: Nah, he's resting.

They need to do way instain mothers>Who kill their babbys becuse these babby cant frigth back? (new window)

At first I was outraged, then I realized the story is from the Daily Fail, my favorite news source for one-sided stories about one-dimensional characters.

We got dead baby jokes (new window)

How is babby deform?

A Wild Snorlax: At first I was outraged, then I realized the story is from the Daily Fail, my favorite news source for one-sided stories about one-dimensional characters.

I don't know if I'd even want to hear the other side. It would be a heroin addict playing the victim after leaving the corpse of her child to rot in her residence for months. Is there a plausible excuse for that?

/This is why people should need licences to breed.

Anybody here ever seen a dead baby? Trust me it is not funny or a joke.

aearra: Anybody here ever seen a dead baby? Trust me it is not funny or a joke.

It is if the baby's wearing a clown costume.

aearra: Anybody here ever seen a dead baby? Trust me it is not funny or a joke.

Yes. Pro-lifers Anti-choicers quite regularly show me pictures of dead "babies".

stupid baby just lays there, all day, whining and expecting me to do stuff for it.

\'lil biatch

zwesom: A Wild Snorlax: At first I was outraged, then I realized the story is from the Daily Fail, my favorite news source for one-sided stories about one-dimensional characters.

I don't know if I'd even want to hear the other side. It would be a heroin addict playing the victim after leaving the corpse of her child to rot in her residence for months. Is there a plausible excuse for that?

/This is why people should need licences to breed.

I'm not saying that the other side is necessarily "in the right," but way too often these types of stories are presented from the point of view of the prosecution, who gets to frame the story and the characters in it (once it hits the media machine, they're no longer people, they become characters). And then people feel like they have the right to judge or speculate the people on trial based on the stories they hear about them, and it results in the sort of political backlash you might expect - war on drugs, mandatory minimum sentences, etc. I just get frustrated when people pretend like reading infotainment stories give them the right to arbitrate over not only the trial, but complex social issues like addiction.

/yeah, yeah, welcometofark.jpg

Tragic Declan was left in dirty nappies with no food or drink while Hainey was out enjoying herself.

What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food.

THX 1138: aearra: Anybody here ever seen a dead baby? Trust me it is not funny or a joke.

It is if the baby's wearing a clown costume.

Oo! A "harlequin baby".

/seriously: DO NOT gis that phrase.
//you have been warned

Did they get it a dead puppy?

Onkel Buck: Did they get it a dead puppy?

Neither would be much fun.

'e's restin'

//opining for the fjords

Methadone Girls: aearra: Anybody here ever seen a dead baby? Trust me it is not funny or a joke.

Oh dear lord. What have you done? You can never show weakness in a dead baby thread. Don't you know what happened last time?

I'll just leave this here....

http://www.fark.com/comments/6799687/Clown-Car-drops-transmission-mis c arries-on-lap-20

/Welcome to Fark
//off to DIAF

I missed that thread! Thanks for linking it. The headline is hilarious, and some of the comments are too.

It should keep me out of trouble for a bit while I read through the thread.

A Wild Snorlax: zwesom: A Wild Snorlax: At first I was outraged, then I realized the story is from the Daily Fail, my favorite news source for one-sided stories about one-dimensional characters.

I don't know if I'd even want to hear the other side. It would be a heroin addict playing the victim after leaving the corpse of her child to rot in her residence for months. Is there a plausible excuse for that?

/This is why people should need licences to breed.

I'm not saying that the other side is necessarily "in the right," but way too often these types of stories are presented from the point of view of the prosecution, who gets to frame the story and the characters in it (once it hits the media machine, they're no longer people, they become characters). And then people feel like they have the right to judge or speculate the people on trial based on the stories they hear about them, and it results in the sort of political backlash you might expect - war on drugs, mandatory minimum sentences, etc. I just get frustrated when people pretend like reading infotainment stories give them the right to arbitrate over not only the trial, but complex social issues like addiction.

/yeah, yeah, welcometofark.jpg

You should seriously think about a career as a criminal defense attorney.

Really? I'm the first to think of this?

/not even obscure

Doh!
Sorry, Belhade, I need to caffeinate earlier.

ArcadianRefugee: THX 1138: aearra: Anybody here ever seen a dead baby? Trust me it is not funny or a joke.

It is if the baby's wearing a clown costume.

Oo! A "harlequin baby".

/seriously: DO NOT gis that phrase.
//you have been warned

Nooooooooooooooo....It is like 2 girls one cup in Jpeg format....Santa Maria!! I am scarred for life!! And that dude dressed as one for halloween is a sure ticket to H-E-hockeysticks²

Second warning for the innocent...Do NOT GIS the phrase!!

whiterrabbit: ArcadianRefugee: THX 1138: aearra: Anybody here ever seen a dead baby? Trust me it is not funny or a joke.

It is if the baby's wearing a clown costume.

Oo! A "harlequin baby".

/seriously: DO NOT gis that phrase.
//you have been warned

Nooooooooooooooo....It is like 2 girls one cup in Jpeg format....Santa Maria!! I am scarred for life!! And that dude dressed as one for halloween is a sure ticket to H-E-hockeysticks2

Second warning for the innocent...Do NOT GIS the phrase!!

I don't normally warn people not to do things, but when I do I am farking serious.

I GIS'd that YEARS ago. I can still see the results page in my mind. Seriously. That goddamned thing burned itself into my synapses. I forget it, sure, but when something triggers the memory BAM it's like I'm seeing the goddamned computer screen again. And I only saw it for an instant (I've seen some sick shiat, but I closed that farker right up).

Maybe if I share the pain with others, it'll lessen for me....

penguins_steal_my_sanity: [tehtable.files.wordpress.com image 560x450]

Really? I'm the first to think of this?

/not even obscure

Not even close to the first to think of it. Read from the top and try again if you get to the third post.

Oh come on people. Heroin junkie? Scotland? Dead babby?

okay seriously SOMEONE PLEAASE JUST SLAP THAT biatch! AND THEN KILL HER!

There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".


This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

Run her ass through a wood chipper feet first, pay per view it, and put the money towards helping needy children.

Onkel Buck: Did they get it a dead puppy?

They don't come, when you call. They don't chase squirrels at all.

Molavian: Run her ass through a wood chipper feet first, pay per view it, and put the money towards helping needy children.

Really slowly.

Yeah, Tricky Chicken, I noticed that and acknowledged my error right after my Boobies.

lenfromak: We got dead baby jokes (new window)

What do you call a brown baby that gurgles?



Baby casserole.

jst3p: [img31.mediafire.com image 640x478]
This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

I can't fathom why anyone would want to keep a corpse in their house. Sure, it's processed through a fire, but it's still a dead body sitting in your living room.

It's the equivalent of stuffing your pet when he dies and hanging him on the wall. Highly creepy.

BurnShrike: I can't fathom why anyone would want to keep a corpse in their house. Sure, it's processed through a fire, but it's still a dead body sitting in your living room.

Ash != body any more than body = person.

"He was the most precious thing in my life." Second only to that sweet, sweet Black tar heroin

ArcadianRefugee: BurnShrike: I can't fathom why anyone would want to keep a corpse in their house. Sure, it's processed through a fire, but it's still a dead body sitting in your living room.

Ash != body any more than body = person.

Any biologist should tell you that your body is your person. Unless they believe in ghosts of course.

rockmoss: lenfromak: We got dead baby jokes (new window)

What do you call a brown baby that gurgles?



Baby casserole.

I am not offended by dead baby jokes, I even like a good one. This one just plain sucks. Am I alone, because I don't see any humor here?

penguins_steal_my_sanity: Yeah, Tricky Chicken, I noticed that and acknowledged my error right after my Boobies.

I see, but I am an incredibly slow typist. and I did not see a post of a picture of your boobies. BIE?

jst3p:
I am not offended by dead baby jokes, I even like a good one. This one just plain sucks. Am I alone, because I don't see any humor here?

You're not alone.

"I swear officer I didn't know she was dead, I thought she was sleeping"

I can't be the only one who sees a striking resemblance to Brian Peppers.

jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

For me it was more of a soulless wailing over the phone. I would welcome a brain injury that takes that sound away.

Gunny Walker: jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

[img31.mediafire.com image 640x478]
This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

Didn't I see you claim that was a rabbit? (new window)

That picture's been posted in a couple of threads in the last week or two. I think someone's trying to make a meme of it.

/something something forced memes suck
//biatchsmack the so-called mother with a nailbat, dammit