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2011-12-16 10:37:18 AM  
Sorry to threadjack, but speaking of dead babbys....

Did anyone else hear that Michelle Duggar miscarried her 20th in the second trimester?
 
2011-12-16 10:39:04 AM  
Dead babies are not funny.

Heroin junkies leaving their corpses in a bassinet for eight months, then claiming it had just happened, that's Farkworthy comedy.

The more you know.
 
2011-12-16 10:42:37 AM  

Hester Prynne: Sorry to threadjack, but speaking of dead babbys....

Did anyone else hear that Michelle Duggar miscarried her 20th in the second trimester?


I read that as second baby in the 20th trimester.

/need sleep
 
2011-12-16 10:51:30 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: I GIS'd that YEARS ago. I can still see the results page in my mind. Seriously. That goddamned thing burned itself into my synapses. I forget it, sure, but when something triggers the memory BAM it's like I'm seeing the goddamned computer screen again. And I only saw it for an instant (I've seen some sick shiat, but I closed that farker right up).


First time I looked for that, I couldn't turn away. You've described it well - it is seared into my brain. I'll remember it and BAM I can't shake the image for days.
 
2011-12-16 10:59:20 AM  

jst3p: I must admit, it is starting to lose it's luster. We need that guy to see it in one of these threads and get all pissed off. That could be epic.


The melt down would be horrific and amazing.
 
2011-12-16 11:07:45 AM  
FTFA:
A heroin addict who

and that's where I had all the information I needed.
 
2011-12-16 11:07:58 AM  

Warthog: Dead babies are not funny.

Heroin junkies leaving their corpses in a bassinet for eight months, then claiming it had just happened, that's Farkworthy comedy.

The more you know.


Must be Casey Anthony's Old World cousin.
 
2011-12-16 11:13:31 AM  

Methadone Girls: You do not disappoint.



Apparently you have never slept with me.


BAZINGA!
 
2011-12-16 11:15:56 AM  
I don't have any baby jokes but this one:

A baby seal walks into a club...

:S
 
2011-12-16 11:36:37 AM  
Came for Quinn's remains, left happy.
 
G2V
2011-12-16 11:39:33 AM  

THX 1138: aearra: Anybody here ever seen a dead baby? Trust me it is not funny or a joke.

It is if the baby's wearing a clown costume.


How can you say that? Clowns aren't funny at all!
 
2011-12-16 11:51:06 AM  

BurnShrike: It's the equivalent of stuffing your pet when he dies and hanging him on the wall. Highly creepy.


That isn't really a teddy bear holding the coffin. It's his stuffed baby cub.
 
2011-12-16 11:55:33 AM  

jfbnr24: That isn't really a teddy bear holding the coffin. It's his stuffed baby cub.


Damn no wonder she miscarried. I didn't even know it was possible for a woman to get pregnant by a bear.
 
2011-12-16 12:04:43 PM  

A Terrible Human: jfbnr24: That isn't really a teddy bear holding the coffin. It's his stuffed baby cub.

Damn no wonder she miscarried. I didn't even know it was possible for a woman to get pregnant by a bear.


This is what happens when the bear doesn't take "no" for an answer

t0.gstatic.com

t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-16 12:29:54 PM  
This isn't fail. The mother wasn't trying to keep her kid alive. She succeeded at getting rid of him.

This is sad. That kid had the shiattiest life ever. People had to know that she was abandoning her kid alone at home, and no one ever stepped in to take the kid from her -- or even check on his welfare for 8 months after his death.
 
2011-12-16 12:33:49 PM  
Maybe it's just me...but looking at MOTY's pic makes me wonder if her genetic dice rolled "something ain't right with that girl".

Nothing I can point to and say "________ Syndrome"*...just she don't look 'right' to me.

/ * Some weird-ass thing you never heard of before...and after you GIS it you mourn your lost innocence and ignorance...
 
2011-12-16 12:44:25 PM  

ibwahooka: Onkel Buck: Did they get it a dead puppy?

They don't come, when you call. They don't chase squirrels at all.


Dead puppies aren't much fun...
No, no, no....
 
2011-12-16 12:47:15 PM  

syzygy whizz: Maybe it's just me...but looking at MOTY's pic makes me wonder if her genetic dice rolled "something ain't right with that girl".

Nothing I can point to and say "________ Syndrome"*...just she don't look 'right' to me.

/ * Some weird-ass thing you never heard of before...and after you GIS it you mourn your lost innocence and ignorance...


I didn't think of that, but now that I look at the photo, it does look like she's got some macrocephaly going on. Keeping in spirit with my previous posts, I'll contain my speculations, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was found to have some sort of developmental or neurological disorder.
 
2011-12-16 12:52:48 PM  
This is just plain sad. I hope the mother gets back on H and OD's.
 
2011-12-16 12:58:29 PM  

THX 1138: aearra: Anybody here ever seen a dead baby? Trust me it is not funny or a joke.

It is if the baby's wearing a clown costume.


26.media.tumblr.com

Little Ninja down!
 
2011-12-16 01:06:23 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

"This house is clean."
 
2011-12-16 01:27:04 PM  

jst3p: There


Am I the only one that finds this shiat stupid?

Groan.
 
2011-12-16 01:32:59 PM  

Liese: jst3p: There

Am I the only one that finds this shiat stupid?

Groan.


No.
 
2011-12-16 01:33:48 PM  

Liese: jst3p: There

Am I the only one that finds this shiat stupid?

Groan.


I find the original post stupid. Mocking it, however, is hilarious.
 
2011-12-16 01:51:11 PM  

syzygy whizz: ibwahooka: Onkel Buck: Did they get it a dead puppy?

They don't come, when you call. They don't chase squirrels at all.

Dead puppies aren't much fun...
No, no, no....


My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun, no no no
Mom says puppy's days are through
She's going to throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun
 
2011-12-16 02:17:28 PM  

MrStench: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x440]

"This house is clean."


Poltergeist! I knew I had seen that face somewhere!
 
2011-12-16 02:42:18 PM  

BurnShrike: That was one of the best threads I've read in my life, and brightened up my friday immensely. It's reasons like that that I come to Fark.


Awww lawl I'm sorry but that just strikes me as funny considering what that thread was about.
 
2011-12-16 02:53:49 PM  

A Terrible Human: BurnShrike: That was one of the best threads I've read in my life, and brightened up my friday immensely. It's reasons like that that I come to Fark.

Awww lawl I'm sorry but that just strikes me as funny considering what that thread was about.


Hah, yeah. It's rather morbid.

But most of the thread was mocking a guy who framed his kid's remains and put it on display like it was a signed farking hockey jersey or something.
 
2011-12-16 03:34:12 PM  

Five Minute Standup: jst3p: This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

It's a baby grand.



Nice.
 
2011-12-16 04:35:21 PM  

zwesom: They need to do way instain mothers>Who kill their babbys becuse these babby cant frigth back? (new window)


lh5.googleusercontent.com

 
2011-12-16 05:19:38 PM  

G2V: THX 1138: aearra: Anybody here ever seen a dead baby? Trust me it is not funny or a joke.

It is if the baby's wearing a clown costume.

How can you say that? Clowns aren't funny at all!


It is a double negative?
 
2011-12-16 07:01:52 PM  
Awesome, I forgot about the clown car thread. I only got about half-way through it but I'm doing a 12 hour shift in an empty plant tonight so I've got plenty of time. Well, at least until the ereader charges up.

/easy money
 
2011-12-16 07:22:17 PM  

whiterrabbit: ArcadianRefugee: THX 1138: aearra: Anybody here ever seen a dead baby? Trust me it is not funny or a joke.

It is if the baby's wearing a clown costume.

Oo! A "harlequin baby".

/seriously: DO NOT gis that phrase.
//you have been warned

Nooooooooooooooo....It is like 2 girls one cup in Jpeg format....Santa Maria!! I am scarred for life!! And that dude dressed as one for halloween is a sure ticket to H-E-hockeysticks2

Second warning for the innocent...Do NOT GIS the phrase!!


....O_o

Well, I think we just found out who will be ferried across the River Styx in the replica of the Andrea Doria piloted by Charon himself o_O

/srsly, kids, do not GIS "harlequin fetus". NSFL, and I actually am not squeamish about medical stuff
 
2011-12-17 02:48:55 AM  

bahknee: Do you have this thing saved on your computer so you can do a quick copy and paste? You posted the exact thing the other day in another dead baby thread. Sorry for your loss, but please stop thinking that your wet towel story is going to stop Fark from being Fark. We get it, you're sad that you lost your baby. Go find a bereaved parent board to post that, because we're here to make fun of the news, dead baby or not.


You need to read the other thread. He wasn't the one to originally post it.

BurnShrike: But most of the thread was mocking a guy who framed his kid's remains and put it on display like it was a signed farking hockey jersey or something.


Oh I know. It was disturbing how someone could whore out their dead child to make a point over the internet.
 
2011-12-17 03:32:30 AM  

Hester Prynne: Sorry to threadjack, but speaking of dead babbys....

Did anyone else hear that Michelle Duggar miscarried her 20th in the second trimester?


Someone linked it further back up the thread, but yeah, we heard about it. December 8th (new window) greenlit thread.
 
2011-12-18 06:08:50 AM  
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/hot like exploding zombie babies
 
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