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More: Sick, game misconduct, hockey fight, unsportsmanlike conduct, human feces, Zamboni, gloves  
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lecavalier
2011-12-16 12:26:16 AM
I am unsure if I have ever heard of anything more awesome.
 
whooter [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 12:27:49 AM
lecavalier: I am unsure if I have ever heard of anything more awesome.
 
The Dreaded Rear Admiral
2011-12-16 12:29:38 AM
The worst part is he stuck his hand in.

HE. STUCK. HIS. HAND. IN.

My god.
 
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick
2011-12-16 12:30:21 AM
Poetic.

I hate the the dude who doesn't think "Beer League Goon" is a pejorative.
 
Primus
2011-12-16 12:31:55 AM
True greatness.
 
bigjag19
2011-12-16 12:32:13 AM
We had a guy go into the locker room and drop shop in another guy's gear bag. This was witnessed. Nobody liked the receiver so nobody stopped the pooper.
 
Your Average Witty Fark User
2011-12-16 12:34:17 AM
Ban him for life?

That's a bunch of shiat.
 
pion
2011-12-16 12:46:28 AM
FTFA: "Bermie knew he needed to get out of there or he would have killed the guy," one says. "And he probably needed to wash his hands."

I may be a little drunk, but this is one of the funniest things I've read today.
 
culebra
2011-12-16 12:51:55 AM
where the Zamboni enters the ice

What a weird euphemism for pooping.
 
Guelph35
2011-12-16 12:55:01 AM
If there was ever a guy that deserved to be one of those "Real men of genius" commercials, it's that guy.

"Here's to you, Mr. Hockey glove shiatter"
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 12:55:06 AM
This guy just gave Sean Avery an idea.
 
Harv72b [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 12:56:34 AM
www.cs.rochester.edu

"Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me."
 
BobNesta420
2011-12-16 12:59:22 AM
Taking the stink palm to a whole new level, I see

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
Hillbilly Jim
2011-12-16 01:07:42 AM
Blinded by the fight
Glove got a deuce in it
After ejections for the night
 
Sleazy Rider
2011-12-16 01:27:37 AM
Vintage Orton.
 
xrayspx
2011-12-16 01:29:07 AM
Old Time Hockey, coach.
 
A Fark Handle
2011-12-16 01:46:55 AM
banned for life? really? i would think the $1500 would have been enough...ok $1500 plus a new pair of gloves.

/and why did the team have to forfeit?
 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2011-12-16 02:10:08 AM
As a former bottom C player... That's pretty farking funny.

/one fight & one win in 3 years
//he was a Penguins fan too - made it all the better
 
Twitch Boy [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 02:21:25 AM
Sleazy Rider: Vintage Orton.

BAH GAWD KING I CAME HERE TO POST THIS
 
lecavalier
2011-12-16 02:52:17 AM
A Fark Handle: banned for life? really? i would think the $1500 would have been enough...ok $1500 plus a new pair of gloves.

/and why did the team have to forfeit?

The first part I won't argue with; it is pretty farked up. However, I agree with you on the second part. What the fark did his teammates have to do with it?
 
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2011-12-16 02:53:46 AM
Better than reading another Sandusky story, that's for sure.
 
jekostas
2011-12-16 03:52:58 AM
All the news in the NHL over last week re: concussions, including Pronger being done for the season and THIS is the hockey green we get?
 
182 [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 06:32:48 AM
Huck And Molly Ziegler: Better than reading another Sandusky soocer story, that's for sure.

fixed.
 
66dude
2011-12-16 06:43:24 AM
Why, you little sh*t...
 
Bagelox-99
2011-12-16 07:17:41 AM
Inside, shiat. Fresh, wet, warm, pungent human shiat.

Inside, shiat. Fresh, wet, warm, pungent human shiat.

Inside, shiat. Fresh, wet, warm, pungent human shiat.
 
Gunny Highway
2011-12-16 07:26:43 AM
i282.photobucket.com
 
WoodyHayes
2011-12-16 07:31:00 AM
img850.imageshack.us

/Gig 'em, Aggies!
 
Pratty
2011-12-16 07:44:44 AM
182: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Better than reading another Sandusky soocer Favre story, that's for sure.

fixed.

Fixed for all-time Farkability.
 
snake_beater
2011-12-16 07:52:49 AM
Najeh Davenport plays hockey now?

/poop thread
 
SharkTrager
2011-12-16 08:30:57 AM
Rogue Squadron has won every game this year in which one of their players didn't poop inside an opponent's equipment.

I am laughing imagining this as a pro game and having the color commentator say "You know Randy, Rogue Squadron has won every game this year in which one of their players didn't poop inside an opponent's equipment."
 
Arkanaut
2011-12-16 08:36:16 AM
SharkTrager: Rogue Squadron has won every game this year in which one of their players didn't poop inside an opponent's equipment.

They're called "Rogue Squadron"? Makes sense that they didn't have any ties.
 
The Smails Kid
2011-12-16 08:48:13 AM
Poop is going in glove now.
 
UNC_Samurai
2011-12-16 08:54:57 AM
Arkanaut: SharkTrager: Rogue Squadron has won every game this year in which one of their players didn't poop inside an opponent's equipment.

They're called "Rogue Squadron"? Makes sense that they didn't have any ties.

"And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE."
 
RumsfeldsReplacement
2011-12-16 08:57:32 AM
jekostas: All the news in the NHL over last week re: concussions, including Pronger being done for the season and THIS is the hockey green we get?

Wow, whine much? Oh right, you're a Canucks fan.

/Subby
 
Freakin Rican
2011-12-16 09:02:14 AM
stay classy boston!!

come on really? it took this long for that...lol
 
Rev.K [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 09:53:13 AM
FTA:

He had showered and changed and was ready to crack open a beer but needed to collect the last of his scattered equipment.

I see what you did there.
 
Maud Dib
2011-12-16 09:55:05 AM
WoodyHayes: [img850.imageshack.us image 430x640]

/Gig 'em, Aggies!

Hu dat?

\is actually the name of his mom's restaurant in Rockport, TX.
 
cleveoh
2011-12-16 10:33:50 AM
"Bermie knew he needed to get out of there or he would have killed the guy," one says. "And he probably needed to wash his hands."

Probably? PROBABLY?!? I don't consider myself to be a germophobe, but I would've been prepared to go full Aron Ralston/127 Hours if that happened to me.
 
fatalvenom
2011-12-16 11:40:00 AM
Freakin Rican: stay classy boston!!

come on really? it took this long for that...lol

To be fair, the guy's name sounds Asian. I doubt Sully and Tommy think of him as a proper Bostonian.
 
Freakin Rican
2011-12-16 12:33:26 PM
fatalvenom: Freakin Rican: stay classy boston!!

come on really? it took this long for that...lol

To be fair, the guy's name sounds Asian. I doubt Sully and Tommy think of him as a proper Bostonian.

yeah viet
 
Drewster
2011-12-16 01:29:50 PM
Dump and Chase....
 
bottsicus
2011-12-16 01:37:05 PM
Drewster: Dump and Chase....

golf clap...
 
lotofsnow
2011-12-16 01:44:54 PM
UNC_Samurai: Arkanaut: SharkTrager: Rogue Squadron has won every game this year in which one of their players didn't poop inside an opponent's equipment.

They're called "Rogue Squadron"? Makes sense that they didn't have any ties.

"And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE."

If only voting were enabled.
 
saintstryfe
2011-12-16 05:52:33 PM
robsul82: This guy just gave Sean Avery an idea.

You just hate him because he isn't your guy.

/love the man personally
//advocate for gay rights AND make most lousy hockey fans hate you? You must be doing something right...
 
Calm Down You Spaz
2011-12-17 02:09:48 AM
Drewster: Dump and Chase....

So obvious and yet no one thought of it

Perfect, thread over
 
pelzo63
2011-12-17 08:29:58 PM
wonder how darren puppa feels about this?

/late, way way late
 
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