Well that settles it, I'm using the men's washroom from now on. Using a urinal can't be that hard.

Plus there won't be any lines.

miss diminutive: Well that settles it, I'm using the men's washroom from now on. Using a urinal can't be that hard.

Plus there won't be any lines.

And you have the extra benefit that no one will bother you or speak to you in the Men's room. It is the first rule of the Men's room.

miss diminutive: Using a urinal can't be that hard.

Here, you may want to use one of these

Fear mongering? A quick search will net you tons of feeds.

Moonk: And you have the extra benefit that no one will bother you or speak to you in the Men's room. It is the first rule of the Men's room.

I'm pretty sure I'd break both the avert-your-eyes and no-speaking rules if I walked in on a woman straddling a urinal.

Bring it.

The woman FTA loses all credibility when she sues for $1,000,000.. I despise when someone's first thought is a pay day for themselves when something happens. Especially when it wasn't even the establishment's fault, and nothing that terrible happened..

I was kidnapped on school grounds and molested as a 10 yr old back in the '80s and I was basically told to "walk it off"..if it happened today I could sue the school, the town, the police, the guy that did it, and the farking wildlife for not helping me..

When I use a public restroom I pretty much assume I'm on camera. I have a smug smile as I slowly pull out my monster schlong. Turn around and flex pose a little so everyone gets a good view. You know you want me.

miss diminutive: Using a urinal can't be that hard.

Not according to the bartenders I work with who have to clean up after close. According to them, men can't hit the bowl to save their life. They essentially just walk in and pee somewhere in the approximate direction of the urinal and call it even.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: The jokes on them when they see me naked.


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Preach on, brother, preach on.

ThrobblefootSpectre: miss diminutive: Using a urinal can't be that hard.

Not according to the bartenders I work with who have to clean up after close. According to them, men can't hit the bowl to save their life. They essentially just walk in and pee somewhere in the approximate direction of the urinal and call it even.

Sometimes it just gets away from you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzSVQGarHI0&feature=related

ThrobblefootSpectre: miss diminutive: Using a urinal can't be that hard.

Not according to the bartenders I work with who have to clean up after close. According to them, men can't hit the bowl to save their life. They essentially just walk in and pee somewhere in the approximate direction of the urinal and call it even.

If I owned a bar, the men's room would be 100 % tile, and at 2 am automated hoses would just spray the whole damn thing.

miss diminutive: Well that settles it, I'm using the men's washroom from now on. Using a urinal can't be that hard.

Or you could use the sink...

ghare: If I owned a bar, the men's room would be 100 % tile, and at 2 am automated hoses would just spray the whole damn thing.


Agreed. Put a drain in the floor and just hose it down with bleach solution would be the way to go. It would save many hours of labor per year.

But you better do the ladies room too. While females don't seem to enjoy the liberating feeling of pissing randomly on the floor whereever they want, they do have their own unique disgustingness. Namely women at bars seem to puke at the drop of a hat, or 2 drinks, whichever comes first. Maybe on purpose, who knows. Joking aside, puke in the bathroom grosses me out way more than a little pee on the floor. (And never ever ever ever ever ever look in the wastebasket in the stall in the ladies room. But at least they hit the wastebasket, which guys seem incapable of.)

I guess I'll stop fapping in a Starbucks restroom from now on...

Only 1,000,000 bucks? After taxes and lawyer fees, it's not enough to really teach Starbucks a lesson.

Gruetzi: Only 1,000,000 bucks? After taxes and lawyer fees, it's not enough to buy a coffee from really teach Starbucks a lesson.

FTFY

yuk! i dont understand what some of these people are thinking by putting them in the bathrooms. yeah it really turns me on to see a lady piss, crap or maybe change her bloody pad. i mean really?

Nina Haagen Dazs: unless we're showering together

now youre talking

No one caught this beauty quote from the article?

FTA: "Reports of video voyeurs hiding tiny high-tech, low-cost cameras in public places are rising across the country, and many offenders are getting away with it, or getting off easy."

Heheh.... got off easy....

ThrobblefootSpectre: ghare: If I owned a bar, the men's room would be 100 % tile, and at 2 am automated hoses would just spray the whole damn thing.

But you better do the ladies room too, they do have their own unique disgustingness.

Most people I know who do custodial work, say that the women's room is ALWAYS more work and more disgusting than the men's.

Vkingbanna: Most people I know who do custodial work, say that the women's room is ALWAYS more work and more disgusting than the men's.

In a different setting that may well be true. And some female bartenders have said the same thing. But in a sports bar, I think it is largely a difference of demographics and sheer numbers. Specifically, if we get, say, 100 male customers over a usual eight hour shift watching football and shooting pool, we may get 15 women. Not like a dance club, or another commercial setting like a convenience store, where the mix will be closer to 50/50. And men drink a lot more. So it boils down to the sports bar men's room gets 10 to 15 times the usage that the ladies room does between cleanings.

ThrobblefootSpectre: ghare: If I owned a bar, the men's room would be 100 % tile, and at 2 am automated hoses would just spray the whole damn thing.


Agreed. Put a drain in the floor and just hose it down with bleach solution would be the way to go. It would save many hours of labor per year.

But you better do the ladies room too. While females don't seem to enjoy the liberating feeling of pissing randomly on the floor whereever they want, they do have their own unique disgustingness. Namely women at bars seem to puke at the drop of a hat, or 2 drinks, whichever comes first. Maybe on purpose, who knows. Joking aside, puke in the bathroom grosses me out way more than a little pee on the floor. (And never ever ever ever ever ever look in the wastebasket in the stall in the ladies room. But at least they hit the wastebasket, which guys seem incapable of.)

My college roommate worked at a bar like that. It didn't have automated hoses, but it did have two very large floor drains and they would spray it down with a cleaner/water mixture via one of those Ortho garden liquid fertilizer sprayers. Then they would squeegee any extra liquid off the floor. Once a week someone had to "deep clean" it the old-fashioned way, but I liked their usual method - it was very efficient and it could take a bathroom that smelled like an elephant house and leave it clean smelling in under 30 minutes. Come to think of it, I have an idea for my master bathroom...

jest788: No one caught this beauty quote from the article?

FTA: "Reports of video voyeurs hiding tiny high-tech, low-cost cameras in public places are rising across the country, and many offenders are getting away with it, or getting off easy."

Heheh.... got off easy....

THANK YOU. Was wondering when somebody else was going to catch that gem. I was reading through the comments and despairing of actually having to post it myself.

publikenemy: The woman FTA loses all credibility when she sues for $1,000,000.. I despise when someone's first thought is a pay day for themselves when something happens. Especially when it wasn't even the establishment's fault, and nothing that terrible happened..

I was kidnapped on school grounds and molested as a 10 yr old back in the '80s and I was basically told to "walk it off"..if it happened today I could sue the school, the town, the police, the guy that did it, and the farking wildlife for not helping me..

I don't understand why anyone would be aroused by someone going to the bathroom. I don't like the idea of someone taping me, but I can shrug it off as the guy is a sicko. However, having it go online for others to view is just gross. Who watches or pays to watch this stuff?

ghare: ThrobblefootSpectre: miss diminutive: Using a urinal can't be that hard.

Not according to the bartenders I work with who have to clean up after close. According to them, men can't hit the bowl to save their life. They essentially just walk in and pee somewhere in the approximate direction of the urinal and call it even.

If I owned a bar, the men's room would be 100 % tile, and at 2 am automated hoses would just spray the whole damn thing.

If state parks can do it (with concrete), bars can too. It's not like any nice decor ever lasts more than a week anyway.