"I'm having a bad day,"

Well, now you're having an even worse day, you stupid biatch.

walrusonion: and the sign said you gotta have a membership card to get inside....

... long-haired freaky people need not apply ...


/props to the earlier posters in this thread

Also, if the pet they were after had been a cat that had been sh*tting in the neighbor's yard, Farkers would be rallying to raise the gun owner's bail money.

Also (again), what is an "ADT representative," and why should we shoot at them?

MadAzza: Also, if the pet they were after had been a cat that had been sh*tting in the neighbor's yard, Farkers would be rallying to raise the gun owner's bail money.

Also (again), what is an "ADT representative," and why should we shoot at them?

ADT is a home alarm company. They often solicit door-to-door to drum up sales for their home security systems, and in some neighborhoods are very persistent and annoying.

Fences. How do they work?

"Approximately 40 minutes later (Jackson) came to the door. I asked why she didn't answer the door and she said, 'I don't have to. You don't have a warrant.' I placed (Jackson) in handcuffs," the report states.

Might wanna get a refund on that "participant" ribbon from the Law Olympics, sweetcakes.

No "Get off of my lawn" comment?

As for the Jehovah's Witnesses I just tell them to "F*ck off, I'm not superstitious."

Angelcatkthx: AverageAmericanGuy: So I jumped the fence and yelled to the house, "Hey! What gives you the right?"

It's funny because it's troll.

???

A bit of an over-reaction.

I would be more inclined to grab a shovel and, if the dog had crapped in my yard with the owner of the dog present and not cleaning it up, would likely have scooped it up with the shovel and flung it either at him or in his yard.

This being Florida, such action would have probably gotten me arrested for assault, all the same.

/so farking glad I moved from that state nearly 40 years ago
//"nice place to visit..." and all that

Aulus: A bit of an over-reaction.

I would be more inclined to grab a shovel and, if the dog had crapped in my yard with the owner of the dog present and not cleaning it up, would likely have scooped it up with the shovel and flung it either at him or in his yard.

This being Florida, such action would have probably gotten me arrested for assault, all the same.

/so farking glad I moved from that state nearly 40 years ago
//"nice place to visit..." and all that

You just reminded me of something that went down in Florida about 25-some years ago. The legislature had passed a law regarding concealed vs. open carry of weapons, and the way it was worded left a huge loophole which allowed you to carry pretty much any weapon you liked wherever you wanted to go, as long as the weapon wasn't concealed. It was soon dubbed "The Wild West Law", because until the loophole was closed, people were walking around with pistols on gunbelts, and rifles and assault weapons slung over their shoulders and so forth. Stores and businesses started putting "no firearms allowed" notices on their doors to keep weapons out. For awhile there, it was insane.

Bacontastesgood: buckler: You just reminded me of something that went down in Florida about 25-some years ago.

I don't remember anything like that, and I knew a bunch of gun nuts. Never saw anyone walking around with assault rifles outside of a range. Maybe it was only "insane" where you live/d.

As to the article, ahhh Pasco, you wascaly wabbit of a county. Special blend of redneck and tard.

The law didn't last long as written, but for awhile, folks in Orlando made the most of it. Ah, Pasco county, though...I seem to recall that it was the equivalent of the "Florida" tag in Florida.

After November, 2012 we won't have to worry about this kind of behavior happening anymore.

SDRR: buckler: Bacontastesgood: buckler: You just reminded me of something that went down in Florida about 25-some years ago.

I don't remember anything like that, and I knew a bunch of gun nuts. Never saw anyone walking around with assault rifles outside of a range. Maybe it was only "insane" where you live/d.

As to the article, ahhh Pasco, you wascaly wabbit of a county. Special blend of redneck and tard.

The law didn't last long as written, but for awhile, folks in Orlando made the most of it. Ah, Pasco county, though...I seem to recall that it was the equivalent of the "Florida" tag in Florida.


No, that would be Polk county.

Could just as easily be Hendry County, or rural Collier.