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2011-12-15 06:55:51 PM
I'd later find out that the store is located next to the busiest transit hub in Brooklyn, which makes it the busiest Starbucks outside of Manhattan. My initial idea of working a leisurely part-time job was completely false. This was going to be hard work. And a lot of it.

So you mean you got a job, and to your surprise you had to do WORK at your job??

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2011-12-15 07:04:51 PM
Pawn takes the King: I'd later find out that the store is located next to the busiest transit hub in Brooklyn, which makes it the busiest Starbucks outside of Manhattan. My initial idea of working a leisurely part-time job was completely false. This was going to be hard work. And a lot of it.

So you mean you got a job, and to your surprise you had to do WORK at your job??

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To be fair, subby has the same assumption about working at a Starbucks.

As a former large coffee chain employee I'll say this: it's definitely not hard, but it's not "easy" either, especially morning shifts at busy locations. Get in at 5:00 to get ready to open by unloading boxes, stocking merch, checking the equipment and brewing the first pots,You start making drinks at 6:00 AM and don't stop. You look up and see that it's 9:00 AM already and time for your 10 minute break. You come back in and make drinks until you look up at 11:30 for your 30 minute lunch. Then, back to drinks or dishes or the register until it's time to go home at 2:00PM.

Not hard, but it's farking tiring.
 
2011-12-15 07:05:19 PM
Oh good, it's time for our betters to tell us we shouldn't whine for having whatever job we have.
 
2011-12-15 07:17:27 PM
The tone of that article wasn't especially complain-y. Mostly it was harder work than the author thought it was, but she did it anyway until she got a full time job. Anyone that will drop off thirty resumes and swallow their pride to work at a Starbucks rather than go hitting up mom and dad has got my respect.

Also, service industry jobs are hard. I can remember my stints in retail, and they weren't fun. And that didn't involve food/drink preparation. I respect anyone that has the willingness to go and do what it takes to get by, whether that's putting on a suit or a McDonald's uniform. I wish our society would provide that same respect.
 
2011-12-15 07:18:23 PM
Well yeah, working food service or retail doesn't allow you sit around posting on Fark all day, does it subby?
 
2011-12-15 07:21:16 PM
In all seriousness though I've been a dishwasher, and it was tiring work. The upside was that it was all physical, so my brain was free and we could talk as much as we wanted, plus the work stopped immediately after the shift was over. But yeah, it would tire you out.

Desk gigs on the other hand, you sit on your ass all day, and often there's time to surf on the internet. On the other hand, they can be mentally tiring, it's endless large projects with deadlines, and it can spill over into the rest of life too even when there isn't any official overtime or working late, because you're trying to brainstorm some solution. In some ways that's more tiring. Yet, the pay is definitely better.
 
2011-12-15 07:23:16 PM
Cagey B: I respect anyone that has the willingness to go and do what it takes to get by, whether that's putting on a suit or a McDonald's uniform. I wish our society would provide that same respect.

This. Bills need to be paid and sometimes you have to work thankless, mindless, low paying jobs to make ends meet.

/worked a summer at taco bell when decent job opportunity fell through
//will never, ever eat there
 
2011-12-15 07:55:09 PM
Do you have any idea how farking douchey most of the customers at a Starbucks are?
 
2011-12-15 07:58:47 PM
I wanted to tell customers that I was way over-qualified for this job, and hoped they'd see me on the street in normal clothes, not in khakis, a black T-shirt, bright-green apron and baseball cap.

www.seahorselabs.com
 
2011-12-15 08:10:58 PM
Gwendolyn: Do you have any idea how farking douchey most of the customers at a Starbucks are?

A psychology degree should be required for a barista.
 
2011-12-15 08:16:19 PM
Gwendolyn: Do you have any idea how farking douchey most of the customers at a Starbucks any food service establishment are?

FTFY
 
2011-12-15 08:20:33 PM
bighasbeen:

Not hard, but it's farking tiring.


Completely agree, worked at a Sonic throughout college, had everything from milkshakes thrown at me from fat-arses who couldn't get a Route 44 milkshake to fryer burns to 70927524580924658 phone calls of people who got their orders wrong.

Food service sucks.. but it gets ya through sometimes.
 
2011-12-15 08:52:53 PM
Wait. Was it three weeks straight, without a break? I could see that being a drag.
 
2011-12-15 08:59:58 PM
I'm betting that submitter is one of those people that'll walk into a store or resteraunt and think that the world revoles around them
 
2011-12-15 09:04:57 PM
Statistics of small numbers fallacy.jpg
 
2011-12-15 09:06:13 PM
When I was 16, I got a job at McDonald's. I lasted three days.

A couple of years later, I got a job at Staples. I was there a year and a half, and would have stayed longer, but I had been given the option of taking grad classes as an undergrad, so I wanted to max out my study time.

Since then, I've worked in marketing research, and ocular research. I've done 60+ hour weeks, overnights, quick turnarounds for clients. McD's was still the hardest job I ever did.

/CSB
 
2011-12-15 09:12:54 PM
If I found myself unemployed, I would take any construction laborer job or vegetable picker job over starbucks or a restaurant. That stuff suuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
 
2011-12-15 09:22:27 PM
But I had to get a part-time job in order to pay next month's rent. So one afternoon, I printed off a stack of resumes,and hand-delivered them to nearly 30 Starbucks in Lower Manhattan and one in Brooklyn.

Maybe part of the problem here is this guys obsessed with Starbucks and assumed that it was some sort of magical fantasy world where everybody is hip, happy, and caffeinated?
 
2011-12-15 09:23:39 PM
CSB-
From 17-20 I worked at a 24 hour truck stop diner. The "Trucky" as the townies and high school kids called it. When I turned 18 the youth labor laws were no longer in effect and since I was in college (needed money for tuition & books(and women)) and I had a sense of duty(which has served me well in my career), I would volunteer to work some crazy shifts. 2pm-6am was a frequent shift of mine since people hired for 3rd shift would constantly call in.

Friday and Saturday nights from 1am-3am all the towns drunks would show up and we were constantly understaffed. Some nights I would cook, some nights I would serve tables, and some nights I would wash dishes or do all 3 jobs at once.

Tips were lousy, 1st shift berated you for not having things pristine for them at 6am (Breakfast crowd would start showing up an hour after the bar crowd left), 2nd shift wouldn't leave you with enough supplies to last the night. Customers would treat you like crap and complain about every little thing they could find to complain about. When I finally quit the job I never worked in food service again.

TL;DR - Tip your server
 
2011-12-15 09:30:56 PM
I particularly hate the part where she complains about having to clean the bathroom. I mean what does she think -that the bathroom will clean itself.
 
2011-12-15 09:37:02 PM
Ladies: the moral of the story is - - WORK THE POLE.

The pole is MONEY, baby.

www.bodybuilding.com

/plus no having to mop out the potty on break.
 
2011-12-15 10:03:52 PM
Gwendolyn: Do you have any idea how farking douchey most of the customers at a Starbucks are?

I know, right. When I worked there, some jackass had the nerve to ask me for a medium coffee, then rolled his eyes at me when I suggested that he actually meant to say "venti". Look, if I have to memories literally dozens of different menu items, certainly the customer can memorize three different size names.
 
2011-12-15 10:05:51 PM
serial_crusher: Look, if I have to memories literally dozens of different menu items

I wish I hadn't spelled "memorize" correctly in the second half of that sentence. Otherwise I could have played it off like that was part of my "took out $100k student loans for my art degree, but can't even spell" persona. Le sigh.
 
2011-12-15 10:19:39 PM
Thanks serial_crusher, this thread was seriously lacking in the self-serving douchebag department. We're much better now.
 
2011-12-15 10:36:52 PM
DarthBrooks: Ladies: the moral of the story is - - WORK THE POLE.

The pole is MONEY, baby.

[www.bodybuilding.com image 640x509]

/plus no having to mop out the potty on break.


Are you saying that is not work?
 
2011-12-15 10:50:46 PM
Tea party republicans: 'young people have no work ethic! dirty lazy socialists just want everything handed to them on a platter!'

young voter: 'wow. so I got a job at the busiest starbucks in NYC. the work was hard and I did really well at it, so i'm blogging about it 'cause that's how my generation rolls.'

Tea party Republicans: 'STFU peon and stroke my ego while making my mocha latte!'
 
2011-12-15 11:45:38 PM
Hey, when I was in high school, I went to work the grill at McDonald's during the lunch rush only to discover that all of the other cooks had walked out five minutes before. I worked that entire damn grill myself. So the next time you bite into that filet-o-fish, think of all that I've done for you ungrateful bastards.
 
2011-12-15 11:46:54 PM
I try not to judge how other people experience the work they do. Hard work, easy work, it's all subjective.
 
2011-12-15 11:47:26 PM
In other news, Aimee Groth knows exactly how to generate hits to her articles.
 
2011-12-16 12:22:39 AM
DarthBrooks
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Ladies: the moral of the story is - - WORK THE POLE.

/plus no having to mop out the potty




i199.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-16 12:23:26 AM
Alright biatch.

You can take my current lack of unemployment, I'll take your job. Sounds fair?
 
2011-12-16 12:24:24 AM
Grables'Daughter: DarthBrooks: Ladies: the moral of the story is - - WORK THE POLE.

The pole is MONEY, baby.

[www.bodybuilding.com image 640x509]

/plus no having to mop out the potty on break.

Are you saying that is not work?


Oh, it's work. Very sexy, hard work.
 
2011-12-16 12:24:39 AM
ill trade places with her come work on a dam alph alpha farm you hozer

60 bucks a week but on bright side so long as nothin breaks i got a machine that does most of the heavy lifting that is if it doesn't break again.

thats my odd job i do pluss to my normal job as a friken tsa person i hate that job MOST OF ALL coworkers= world dumest security and worlds biggest idoits they dont even know how to load a friken gun and operate the safety on it or how to respond to a person who has been traped on a fraking plane for nine hours.
 
2011-12-16 12:24:49 AM
coco ebert: I try not to judge how other people experience the work they do. Hard work, easy work, it's all subjective.

Why do you hate Americans?
 
2011-12-16 12:26:12 AM
Anyone who has worked in food service knows this. When it's go-time the pace is nuts. When it's not, you end up cleaning the coffee maker.
 
2011-12-16 12:26:13 AM
DarthBrooks: /plus no having to mop out the potty on break.

I had a stripper tell me management made them clean fingerprints off the mirrors after their shifts. And there were a lot of mirrors.

It was a karaoke strip club. I'm not making that up. Outside of Pittsburgh. Not a classy joint.
 
2011-12-16 12:27:37 AM
This is the post where I snicker and remind myself why I went to college to get an education in a marketable skill that pays well and lets me work inside and goof off on the computer while still producing a highly valued product/service to an ever growing client.
 
2011-12-16 12:28:15 AM
...where's my coffee?
 
2011-12-16 12:29:46 AM
Actually, it's a pretty informative article with little to no whining but this is Fark so bring on the hate.
 
2011-12-16 12:31:44 AM
i farking hate work. i just drink all day and post on fark. its about all i can handle. i thought the rest of were all the same.
 
2011-12-16 12:32:22 AM
So one afternoon, I printed off a stack of resumes,and hand-delivered them to nearly 30 Starbucks in Lower Manhattan and one in Brooklyn.

Wow...she really, REALLY must have wanted to work at a Starbucks...
 
2011-12-16 12:33:09 AM
Eh, a poor work ethic is better than no work ethic.
 
2011-12-16 12:33:38 AM
Because People in power are Stupid: I particularly hate the part where she complains about having to clean the bathroom. I mean what does she think -that the bathroom will clean itself.

No, that job is for poor people. Not her.
 
2011-12-16 12:36:13 AM
Sounds like she learned a valuable lesson and got shat-on for her hard work, and then wrote about it. Subby sounds like someone looking to downplay anyone he can to assure himself in his superiority.
 
2011-12-16 12:38:05 AM
Working on the floor in Borders sapped me of my will to live. People are awful and I really don't blame the author for writing this article.

/That McDonald's "I'm an asshole to everyone before I have coffee" guy should be found and shot on-sight
//That commercial is also annoyingly close to reality
 
2011-12-16 12:38:38 AM
I am the barista trainer at my starbucks. I work at a fairly busy Sbux in San Antonio Texas. Right along an interstate highway, we are one of the busiest in the city. Is it hard work? Yes. Do you have to hustle? Yes. Is it impossible, obviously not.

Before this job I worked for my father who is a flooring contractor, owning his own business. The hours were terrible, 10 hour days were normal. This is south texas so laborers are a dime a dozen. 100 degree heat is the norm if you are working outside, and there were many times that we were. Starbucks is just as hard if not harder

Its not the "air conditioned, cushion" job that you think it is. You are running around constantly, doing 5 things at once all day. If you are working 5am to 10am, you are dealing with about 300 plus people easily, and if its friday, you can deal with much, much more than that.

I train people all the time because there is a very high turnover rate. Its not impossible work, its actually simple, its just the pressure. There are always 3 people screaming at you at any time, and those are just your co-workers.

After working 2 years at starbucks my hands look far worse than they did working with my dad. Its not hard to be a barista, its hard to be a good barista.

/the only reason i dont work with my dad is because he is out of town 5 days out of the week.
 
2011-12-16 12:38:47 AM
bighasbeen: Pawn takes the King: blah blah blah...
Not hard, but it's farking tiring.


THIS. If you were coddled all of your life and never had to work a midnight shift or never had to do a couple doubles, you have no endurance. Face it, a job is work. Sometimes work takes some building up before you can do more work. Novel idea! It does not mean the precious snowflake is a loser... it just means the snowflake never got a chance to be a hardened icicle!

Americans work more hour per year than most developed countries. We should be better than this. Maybe if we closed colleges and built up some industrial work camps, we could get these shiats to stop aspiring for professional jobs that require a set amount of brainwork and get them back into the hard 80 of taking orders. Little punks.

Get like the Indonesian Martha Stewart sweater-maker or GTFO, MF! Your $80,000 student loans are not going to buy you happiness or anything! It's called indentured servitude - unless you are a financial instrument manager, you need to grow a pair and get working. Do I see calluses on your hands, you little wimp? Do I? No, I don't - so get working harder or go sit under an overpass, you scum.

That is, unless you know how to move some numbers from one column to another. Then you can be a 1337 bank employee and get these shiats to make your coffee for you! Hell, all that spreadsheet crunching is so important, your little blond trophy wife could not figure out how to make coffee herself - so fark yea, load up in line at that convenient barista on your way into lower Manhattan - and I will be farked if you cannot find some out of shape schlep that cannot get you a farking coffee, NOW - WHEN YOU WANT IT! shiat, some 6-digit loser is about to troll your train out of the outer borough and you gotta get to work - where is the manager?? There is a spreadsheet with numbers missing because YOU ARE NOT THERE! Oh noes!
 
2011-12-16 12:38:55 AM
Cagey B: The tone of that article wasn't especially complain-y. Mostly it was harder work than the author thought it was, but she did it anyway until she got a full time job. Anyone that will drop off thirty resumes and swallow their pride to work at a Starbucks rather than go hitting up mom and dad has got my respect.


So very much this.

Working crap jobs and whining about them is fine, the only people deserving of scorn are those who wont do the job, quit after 5 minutes or think they are too good for the job.

/ If the only job you can get is digging a ditch, then that IS all you are good for, get over yourself and grab a shovel.
 
2011-12-16 12:41:13 AM
Food service sucks.

You know what I got for my 15th birthday? A job at Dairy Queen, since the owner used to babysit my mom back in the 60s. It wasn't even my first legal job, since I'd been a detassler since I was 13 (which was a job that involved getting on a bus at 4:30 AM to walk through sopping wet rows of corn and lose shoes in the thick mud. The Dairy Queen job was infinitely worse.

Even though it was awful, the real value of those jobs isn't the money, it's the knowledge that if you screw around with your education, you'll wind up stuck in that kind of situation forever. No matter how boring school is, it will always lose to the fear of being the 50-year-old guy manning the fry station.
 
2011-12-16 12:42:22 AM
saintstryfe: Sounds like she learned a valuable lesson and got shat-on for her hard work, and then wrote about it. Subby sounds like someone looking to downplay anyone he can to assure himself in his superiority.

To be fair, posting links on fark.com from your mother's basement is hard work, man. At least the author has a marketable skill (hint: it's writing).

It's a Starbucks in the middle of Manhattan. In less crowded places, most food service jobs consist of a couple of rushes at lunch and dinner, interspersed with some tedium where you get the cleaning and prep chores done, which was probably what the author had in mind when she applied.
 
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