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(WXYZ Detroit) PSA Detroit police on the lookout for a thief who stole Bob Seger's iconic guitar. They believe it was someone who LIKED TO ROCK   (wxyz.com) divider line 25
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Hobodeluxe
2011-12-15 05:53:20 PM
stealing will land you in Fire Lake where you will burn in the Fire Down Below
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 06:26:13 PM
Hobodeluxe: stealing will land you in Fire Lake where you will burn in the Fire Down Below

But what if you already have the fire inside?
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 07:01:05 PM
They should turn the page on this whole thing.
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 08:39:50 PM
I needed something to keep me warm on those Hollywood nights.
 
hamdingers
2011-12-15 08:53:21 PM
That thief is running against the wind.

/against the wind. against the wind. against the wind. against the wind .against the wind. against the wind. against the wind.
 
whither_apophis
2011-12-15 08:54:31 PM
"They believe it was someone who liked to rock."

Let's hope they do a better job then.
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-12-15 08:54:37 PM
Thief was just practicin' some of those night moves.
 
Clash City Farker
2011-12-15 08:56:51 PM
If he gets it back, I hope its still the same.
 
LDM90
2011-12-15 09:01:14 PM
Hope they play some old time rock n roll with it.
 
Clash City Farker
2011-12-15 09:03:31 PM
Have the police looked down on mainstreet?
 
Jaymi77
2011-12-15 09:11:55 PM
Suspect last seen going to Katmandu.
 
darkjezter
2011-12-15 09:14:11 PM
The thief had better go someplace far away, like Katmandu.
 
CheddarPants [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 09:20:24 PM
Who wants to tell poor Aunt Sarah?
 
Peaceboy [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 09:30:50 PM
You death wish addict, you corrupter of truth, you killer of the spirit, you marauder of youth - get your hands in the air.
 
rikkards
2011-12-15 10:24:43 PM
Like to Rock? Check out April Wine (new window)
 
kanesays
2011-12-15 10:35:57 PM
FTA - 'Also taken was a size 22 autographed Shaquille O'neal tennis shoe'.

//Suspect described as a black haired beauty with big dark eyes and points all her own sitting way up high,
Way up firm and high
 
Gonad the Ballbarian
2011-12-15 11:15:33 PM
Are they talking about Eddy Money?
 
NotoriousW.O.P
2011-12-15 11:22:21 PM
The thief sounds like a beautiful loser. Or perhaps he needs to pay off some debts, because he's a ramblin' gamblin' man.
 
Whatthefark
2011-12-15 11:30:16 PM
This sounds like a Shakedown to me.
 
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
2011-12-15 11:31:09 PM
♫Just one guitar...♫



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funktilious_j [TotalFark]
2011-12-16 12:23:07 AM
Oh FARK, it's these threads that make me happiest.
 
metallion
2011-12-16 09:04:00 AM
They're going to make him feel like a number in jail, where he'll sit like a rock.
 
Jodeo
2011-12-16 09:14:11 AM
If the perp is from neighboring Dearborn, chances are he LIKES I-RAQ.
 
cycoivan
2011-12-16 11:01:07 AM
I hope they send the cops on a search and destroy mission, catch the guy kicking out the jams and put him in jail where he can do the wango tango
 
gunther_bumpass
2011-12-16 04:47:37 PM
What, no HERO tag?
 
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