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(New York Daily News) Spiffy Howard Stern joins NBC's America's Got Talent. Will be asking every contestant if they do anal   (nydailynews.com) divider line 101
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2011-12-15 08:43:26 PM
Howard Stern is still around? Well good for him I guess.
 
2011-12-15 08:54:03 PM
Whoa whoa whoa, stop the clock!
 
2011-12-15 08:54:10 PM
That'd make a great talent.
 
2011-12-15 09:06:46 PM
he dosent have enough money?
 
2011-12-15 09:09:20 PM
Babbay Booey!!!!
 
2011-12-15 09:10:34 PM
Is that all, Robin?
 
2011-12-15 09:11:13 PM
Anything else, Robin?
 
2011-12-15 09:11:44 PM
Wow...

That illustrates our culture far too well.
 
2011-12-15 09:16:49 PM
Remember when Stern was funny?

Me neither.
 
2011-12-15 09:17:24 PM
So....What are you wearing?
 
2011-12-15 09:19:59 PM
Coffee Snob: Remember when Stern was funny?

Me neither.


Remember when you weren't such a tightass?

Me neither.
 
2011-12-15 09:34:31 PM
reveal101: Coffee Snob: Remember when Stern was funny?

Me neither.

Remember when you weren't such a tightass?

Me neither.


I'm not a tight ass at all actually. I just don't like Stern. How many fart jokes can your hear before it becomes stupid? And Fartman? Such creativity. You sound like a Larry the Cable Guy fan.

And don't get pussy cramps just because someone doesn't like what you like.
 
2011-12-15 09:37:55 PM
So my guess is that upcoming episodes of America's got talent will feature porn stars riding the Sybian.
 
2011-12-15 09:37:59 PM
Oooopheelia...
 
2011-12-15 09:42:01 PM
Coffee snob needs to get topless. T-O-P-L-E-S-S.
 
2011-12-15 09:42:52 PM
darkjezter: So my guess is that upcoming episodes of America's got talent will feature porn stars riding the Sybian.

I'd tune in.
 
2011-12-15 09:43:17 PM
darkjezter: So my guess is that upcoming episodes of America's got talent will feature porn stars riding the Sybian.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2011-12-15 09:43:57 PM
Coffee Snob: I'm not a tight ass at all actually. I just don't like Stern. How many fart jokes can your hear before it becomes stupid? And Fartman? Such creativity. You sound like a Larry the Cable Guy fan.


Here's the best way I can describe why Howard is funny:

(Used the same description after my Dad asked if the whole strippers and porn stars as guests thing gets old.)

The best part of his show is when they're all making fun of each other and sharing amusing details from their personal lives.
 
2011-12-15 09:43:57 PM
vagina pussy
 
2011-12-15 09:45:11 PM
SWOne: Coffee snob needs to get topless. T-O-P-L-E-S-S.

You have a thing for hairy man-tits?

Whatever floats your boat partner.
 
2011-12-15 09:47:23 PM
Hopefully Richard Christy will share his talent of making awesome prank phone calls:

Link (NSFW Language)
 
2011-12-15 09:48:53 PM
reveal101: Coffee Snob: Remember when Stern was funny?

Me neither.

Remember when you weren't such a tightass?

Me neither.


Know how I know you're gay?
 
2011-12-15 09:50:24 PM
mf0.donkeyts.com
 
2011-12-15 09:51:58 PM
I predict this thread will soon be inflicted with a steaming pile of something.

Just a hunch.
 
2011-12-15 09:53:33 PM
Coffee Snob: reveal101: Coffee Snob: Remember when Stern was funny?

Me neither.

Remember when you weren't such a tightass?

Me neither.

I'm not a tight ass at all actually. I just don't like Stern. How many fart jokes can your hear before it becomes stupid? And Fartman? Such creativity. You sound like a Larry the Cable Guy fan.

And don't get pussy cramps just because someone doesn't like what you like.


Some of his interviews can be good. He did one with the dude from Coldplay recently. I didn't really care for that band until I listened to the interview.

But yeah, the day before he was all up in Chyna's business asking her what it was like doing porn, and anal on film.
 
2011-12-15 09:55:51 PM
Coffee Snob: SWOne: Coffee snob needs to get topless. T-O-P-L-E-S-S.

You have a thing for hairy man-tits?

Whatever floats your boat partner.


That is my erogenous zone! OH MY!
 
2011-12-15 09:58:43 PM
Non-trolling serious question:

I dropped my Sirius subscription soon after Artie left as the show just seemed to have lost its magic of great staff interaction. How do current shows compare to the Artie years?

Also, what are they running on Stern's frequent days off? There's only so many "best of" shows you can do, so I I'm curious about what runs in off-days.
 
2011-12-15 10:14:46 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: Coffee Snob: reveal101: Coffee Snob: Remember when Stern was funny?

Me neither.

Remember when you weren't such a tightass?

Me neither.

I'm not a tight ass at all actually. I just don't like Stern. How many fart jokes can your hear before it becomes stupid? And Fartman? Such creativity. You sound like a Larry the Cable Guy fan.

And don't get pussy cramps just because someone doesn't like what you like.

Some of his interviews can be good. He did one with the dude from Coldplay recently. I didn't really care for that band until I listened to the interview.

But yeah, the day before he was all up in Chyna's business asking her what it was like doing porn, and anal on film.


safari joe does it again: Non-trolling serious question:

I dropped my Sirius subscription soon after Artie left as the show just seemed to have lost its magic of great staff interaction. How do current shows compare to the Artie years?

Also, what are they running on Stern's frequent days off? There's only so many "best of" shows you can do, so I I'm curious about what runs in off-days.


Yeah, but what else are you going to ask Chyna about? It's her anal porn, or her clenis. That's it.
 
2011-12-15 10:17:52 PM
Woo Hoo Robin I invented talent.
 
2011-12-15 10:19:26 PM
tell 'em, Fred.
 
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2011-12-15 10:22:52 PM
Who knew fart jokes were still funny enough to bring in ad dollars?
 
2011-12-15 10:24:20 PM
FARK,2011: (USA Today) Obvious Bahbwah to the Kardashians: "You don't sing, you don't dance, you don't act. Forgive me, but you don't have any talent"

FARK, 2013: (USA Today) Obvious HosTo to the Kardashians: "You gotta canyon I could yodel in, you don't act. Forgive me, but you don't have any talent"
 
2011-12-15 10:26:53 PM
I kind of miss his show on E. Never really listened to him on the radio though. He's a bit repetitive and predictable but mildly entertaining at times - unlike America's Got Talent which is never entertaining.
 
2011-12-15 10:29:21 PM
Hoo hoo.
 
2011-12-15 10:33:30 PM
Darn, I was hoping he'd throw bologna at their asses
 
2011-12-15 10:34:12 PM
How will this affect the 5 days a month that he is on the air at Sirius?

Hoo hoo, tell em Fred!
 
2011-12-15 10:35:43 PM
Ah yes, another Howard Stern thread. Which means that we will see posts from:

1). People who think he is irrelevant even though AGT is giving him $20 million for three months of work and moving the show to NY just for him.
2). People who think he is no longer funny.
3). People who think he was never funny.
4). His remaining defenders.
5). The four or five Opie and Anthony fans who still listen to their low rated podcast-like show.
 
2011-12-15 10:35:58 PM
The real irony here is Stern will be the only one on the show with actual talent.
 
2011-12-15 10:36:45 PM
Coffee Snob: Remember when Stern was funny?

Me neither.


Naked women! On the radio!

[you're doing it wrong.jpg]
 
2011-12-15 10:38:30 PM
Let's FARK some whores!!

I think this is wonderful news. I have never watched an epsiode of AGT, but if Howard Stern is a judge then I will watch no question. I can't wait to see how mean and nasty he is to everyone on the show. I hope it is funny.
 
2011-12-15 10:39:18 PM
safari joe does it again: Non-trolling serious question:

I dropped my Sirius subscription soon after Artie left as the show just seemed to have lost its magic of great staff interaction. How do current shows compare to the Artie years?

Also, what are they running on Stern's frequent days off? There's only so many "best of" shows you can do, so I I'm curious about what runs in off-days.


The best part of current shows is (for me) everyone else on the show but Howard except when his panties are up in a bunch. Wish they would get anyone to sit in the Artie chair as to keep Howard blabbing about himself to a minimum. And yes, it's more 'best of' shows for the holidays.
 
2011-12-15 10:39:54 PM
What is it in this world that makes an otherwise talented individual who's already made tens of millions (if not hundreds) in the entertainment industry, sell the the little bit of dignity they had in the first place that made them millions in the first place? Steve Tyler,,, Anyone? Is Jimmy Page and Paul Mic gonna do a walk along with big Bird for PBS special on karoki ? WTF? Is there nothing sacred!?
 
2011-12-15 10:42:33 PM
How much money does he need?
 
2011-12-15 10:43:32 PM
darkedgefan: I can't wait to see how mean and nasty he is to everyone on the show. I hope it is funny.

Hopefully he'll ridicule everyone who can't write their own songs or play their own instruments, which is normally everyone in that karaoke contest..
 
2011-12-15 10:48:12 PM
safari joe does it again: Non-trolling serious question:

I dropped my Sirius subscription soon after Artie left as the show just seemed to have lost its magic of great staff interaction. How do current shows compare to the Artie years?

Also, what are they running on Stern's frequent days off? There's only so many "best of" shows you can do, so I I'm curious about what runs in off-days.


When Artie was on and awake the show was definitely better than it has been since he left. But you never knew which Artie you would get, so at least it's more consistent.

Howard 100 reruns that week's shows when they are off Thursday and Friday. When they are off for the entire week or more they run "theme" weeks. Whackpacker week, Robin week, etc. It's sometimes worth listening too, but the simple fact is that for those of us that enjoy him, 3 or 4 new shows a week is much better than 0.

ThisNameSux: How much money does he need?

All of it. But I doubt money is his motivating factor. Even after all he has made and all of his successes, he still appears to desperately crave approval.
 
2011-12-15 10:56:15 PM
Coffee Snob: And Fartman?

Yeah, I never thought fartman was funny either, really stupid and below juvenile.

I still fail to see how this is a benefit to a show trying to find talent from someone who has zero talent and had catered to the lowest IQ range the past 35 years.
 
2011-12-15 10:58:17 PM
I think it'll be interesting just because he's working for NNNNNNNNNBC again. How many live shows do you give it before he rips them a new arsehole (again)?
 
2011-12-15 11:01:48 PM
bluorangefyre: I think it'll be interesting just because he's working for NNNNNNNNNBC again. How many live shows do you give it before he rips them a new arsehole (again)?

Yeah and nobody will notice his false outrage, everything he has ever done is an act.
 
2011-12-15 11:08:40 PM
and America have spoken.
 
2011-12-15 11:12:18 PM
just more proof that Amerika indeed

has no talent
 
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