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(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: A former administrative assistant for the Maine Trial Lawyers Association admitted in court this morning to embezzling $166,000. FARK: Most of the money was used to purchase sheep and thugs   (kjonline.com) divider line 29
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2011-12-15 05:36:38 PM
Take the sheep to the edge of a cliff - they push back better. Bring a rock to smack them on the head for that death quiver at the finish.

I mean, for $166k I'm guessing they want more than the wool.
 
2011-12-15 05:37:08 PM
It's so simple, she was using imaganary money for the video games which were not real at all. Mafia and farm animals can't be real.
 
2011-12-15 05:38:22 PM
i276.photobucket.com

Now what can I do Thomas?
 
2011-12-15 05:39:30 PM
Women be sheepin.
 
2011-12-15 05:42:55 PM
However, the chances of the lawyers group recouping that amount are slim.

Oh, won't someone please think of the starving lawyers?

/fleece
 
2011-12-15 05:44:47 PM
I guess it make sense. You don't want to use your own money on worthless annoying entertainment. I bet embezzled money makes up a significant portion of zynga's revenue.
 
2011-12-15 05:45:23 PM
Yeah, but she stole from lawyers, so shouldn't it be the 'ironic' tag?
 
2011-12-15 05:47:28 PM
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2011-12-15 05:51:29 PM
So, let me get this straight: you hired an accountant who'd recently been convicted of felony embezzlement, and then let her run the books for over a year with no audit?

I think your cash is in a better place now. Honestly, I'm amazed you managed to amass $150K in the first place.
 
2011-12-15 05:51:50 PM
... I feel better about myself today.
 
2011-12-15 05:52:07 PM
biatches don't know 'bout my wool.
 
2011-12-15 05:56:20 PM
In today media some journalist are so inconsistent with their coverage. The reporter losses all credibility when informing us "Higgins wore a puffy black winter jacket with a hood" yet leaving the reader hanging in the dark wondering whether or not the DA's tie matches the rest of his ensemble.
 
2011-12-15 06:02:36 PM
I'm constantly raiding petty cash for goats and goons, so yeah, I can totally see how upgrading to sheep and thugs could put you on the hook for $166K.
 
2011-12-15 06:12:38 PM
she put $166K+ into farmville, ect? I think I'm gonna be sick.
 
2011-12-15 06:54:26 PM
Yeah, lawyers teach good values.
 
2011-12-15 06:55:27 PM
Indubitably: Yeah, lawyers teach good values.

Heck, lawyers ARE good values, no?

No.
 
2011-12-15 07:08:01 PM
This woman is rightfully guilty of a crime, however she is also a victim of the same kind effects as gambling addiction. Games that are founded on microtransactions have the same effects on the human brain as pulling a lever in a casino, and scratch-off tickets. They need to be outlawed, regulated, and massively taxed.
 
2011-12-15 07:14:29 PM
What a MTLA administrative assistant may look like:
www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2011-12-15 07:54:48 PM
EvilAvatar: This woman is rightfully guilty of a crime, however she is also a victim of the same kind effects as gambling addiction. Games that are founded on microtransactions have the same effects on the human brain as pulling a lever in a casino, and scratch-off tickets. They need to be outlawed, regulated, and massively taxed.

You are the rot that is destroying civilization. We don't need a nanny state.

Gambling is awesome. It should be free again, not as regulated as it is now. For every person who can't take it, there's a million who can. No need to legislate.
 
2011-12-15 08:09:28 PM
Hector Remarkable: Yeah, but she stole from lawyers, so shouldn't it be the 'ironic' tag?

Nice try, but it was probably the clients' escrow account, which is where they put the settlement fees from personal injury claims, etc., until they are paid out to the client(s). For class suits, or cases taken on contingency, all the money goes into the lawyer's trust account so that court fees and things can be paid for, and then once the case is settled, the remainder plus interest goes to the client.

So she didn't steal from the lawyers, she stole from their bank account--the money wasn't theirs to lose.
 
2011-12-15 08:26:28 PM
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This is the second fark thread to make me listen to this album recently. Love it.
 
2011-12-15 08:33:42 PM
croesius: [bp0.blogger.com image 294x320]
This is the second fark thread to make me listen to this album recently. Love it.


Ok,, I gotta ask. WTF is that?
 
2011-12-15 08:37:20 PM
ununcle: croesius: [bp0.blogger.com image 294x320]
This is the second fark thread to make me listen to this album recently. Love it.

Ok,, I gotta ask. WTF is that?


Sheep on Drugs, of course.
 
2011-12-15 08:58:52 PM
MBooda: ununcle: croesius: [bp0.blogger.com image 294x320]
This is the second fark thread to make me listen to this album recently. Love it.

Ok,, I gotta ask. WTF is that?

Sheep on Drugs, of course.


I never heard of them and did a google. I can't be reimbursed for my time, so instead I'll have to assume you'll fall down and hit your head.
 
2011-12-15 09:54:31 PM
ununcle: MBooda: ununcle: croesius: [bp0.blogger.com image 294x320]
This is the second fark thread to make me listen to this album recently. Love it.

Ok,, I gotta ask. WTF is that?

Sheep on Drugs, of course.

I never heard of them and did a google. I can't be reimbursed for my time, so instead I'll have to assume you'll fall down and hit your head.


weknowmemes.com
 
2011-12-15 10:40:30 PM
Getting a kick out of this as I work @ Zynga.

Have seen people spend a lot of money on our games, but this would take addiction to a totally different level :|

/Sent this link out to mah peeps
//Can't see her playing YoVille, in fact thats kind of creepy.
 
2011-12-16 01:41:43 AM
Sheep, thugs, and embezzling. Sounds like...

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
 
2011-12-16 08:19:45 AM
I am so late to the party, but this thread is just begging for the term skullduggery.
 
2011-12-16 12:17:48 PM
www.kezu.com.au
 
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