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(Some Beer Snob) Florida In this woman's defense, throwing beer away IS a punishable offense. . "The affidavit didn't state whether the beer was domestic or import"   (tcoasttalk.com) divider line 21
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2011-12-15 04:24:46 PM
Budweiser? Forgive and forget.

Bass Pale Ale? HANG 'EM HIGH!!!
 
2011-12-15 05:11:48 PM
In this woman's defense, throwing beer away IS a punishable offense. . "The affidavit didn't state whether the beer was domestic or import

Ahh, the old "Adele" defense.
 
2011-12-15 05:12:58 PM
I would be mad too!!
 
2011-12-15 05:14:56 PM
That headline had Wil Greenlee written all over it. JOURNALISTIC GOD BE PRAISED.
 
2011-12-15 05:19:02 PM
After a few beers, you would hit it too.
 
2011-12-15 05:20:23 PM
I hope this turns into a "beer snob" thread. Because, as God in His infinite wisdom can testify, FARK can never have enough of those.
 
2011-12-15 05:20:54 PM
Florida = domestic beer.
 
2011-12-15 05:22:13 PM
"I predict..."

t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-15 05:28:22 PM
Do not Repeat Do not throw a persons beer away. Should be an offense punishable by stoning
 
2011-12-15 05:33:32 PM
in her defence, the beer she threw away was not any good. You see I happen to know these things for a fact. Now if ya'll gather round I'll tell you a little story bout this here. You see that the longer you stick around the more inclined you are to actually follow through on your threats. You just can't resist the feeling that have been festering in your gut, just like that crap for beer.
 
2011-12-15 05:54:32 PM
dave1y: That headline had Wil Greenlee written all over it. JOURNALISTIC GOD BE PRAISED.

I also new this was a Greenlee article by subbys headline. I wonder if he lurks on here. His stuff shows up a couple of times a week.
 
2011-12-15 06:08:04 PM
sounds like he was at his wits end with her, Guys get abused by drunk and angry spouses as well you know. Just reading that story put me in some flashbacks of me and my ex-wife.

This broad even pulled the "he held me against my will and beat me" thing. damn good thing he recorded the incident on his cell phone, other wise he would probably be in jail and having his life farked over for trying to take a stand. I hope he gets away and stays away.

I know I make beer for a living and all, but it's shiat like this is why I can't stand drunk people.

thankfully we've only had a couple of incidents at the pub over the years where morons had to be ejected where I had to participate. The most amusing one when the two of the local competing news affiliates weather guys happened to be up on the patio at the same time. they got to razzing each other, and as the night and golden Ales took thier effect, the razzing got more aggressive, and then it turned to blows! I happened to be holding court late hours on account it had been a late day in the beer mines and I was conscripted by the GM of the pub to assist in getting the assholes out of there.

even more amusing... waking up the next morning, turning on the local news to see the guy I head locked out of the joint, more hung over than usual, with considerably more make up over his right eye, talking about front moving in over the ohio valley.
 
2011-12-15 06:13:34 PM
Cerebral Knievel: ".. it's shiat like this is why I can't stand drunk people."

being sober around the intoxicated is less than enchanting.

/road house
 
2011-12-15 06:17:35 PM
Should have told that to the cop who made us pour out a whole half case of beer when he caught us drinking back in High School.

/we just took the empties back to the store for the deposit and bought more
//one of the advantages of early facial hair
 
2011-12-15 06:22:13 PM
Habeb said her husband held her against her will and that he punched her in the mouth. Police saw little, if any, injury to her.

I am shocked by this.

Not by the false accusation though, just that he wasn't still arrested.
 
2011-12-15 06:25:39 PM
Flupped Duck: I would be mad too!!

This Beers repeating.

/burp
 
2011-12-15 06:34:47 PM
"Habeb, of the 1400 block of North Lawnwood Circle in Fort Pierce, was arrested on charges including battery and resist officer without violence."


Jesus,,, another another frickin wordplay made up law to dept a person into the coffers of monthly payments to the state. " resist officer without violence"? Did she look at the cop in a horrible but non life threatening manner. Good grief this country sucks.
 
2011-12-15 07:06:34 PM
Igor Jakovsky: dave1y: That headline had Wil Greenlee written all over it. JOURNALISTIC GOD BE PRAISED.

I also new this was a Greenlee article by subbys headline. I wonder if he lurks on here. His stuff shows up a couple of times a week.


Really?

People look at by-lines for articles like this?
 
2011-12-15 07:44:27 PM
I know this is going to be unpopular, but GOOD ON THIS MAN FOR TOSSING THE BEER ON HER

No you can't have more beer, you're drunk.

No you can't drive, you're drunk.

No you can't get me charged of domestic abuse, I'm protecting you and doing it right.

Now all he needs to do is divorce the skank and use the money he'll save of not having to carry her ass on good beer for himself.

But who am I kidding, this is Florida
 
2011-12-15 09:35:52 PM
Flragnararch: I know this is going to be unpopular, but GOOD ON THIS MAN FOR TOSSING THE BEER ON HER

No you can't have more beer, you're drunk.

No you can't drive, you're drunk.

No you can't get me charged of domestic abuse, I'm protecting you and doing it right.

Now all he needs to do is divorce the skank and use the money he'll save of not having to carry her ass on good beer for himself.

But who am I kidding, this is Florida



you wont be un popular with me! you are pretty much parrating my earlier statement, just with more GUSTO!

that farker however did DAMN GOOD to record the entire incident on video, other wise he WOULD be locked up and having his life ruined by that drunk twat!
 
2011-12-15 10:33:40 PM
in.worldclassbeverages.com

One of the greatest, if not THE greatest beer I've ever had.

Three Floyds > everything else
 
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