He has the strength of numbers on his side...

0.o

Oh, that is absolutely exquisite.

Irony tag last seen popping some oxy and chasing it with a fifth of Jack.

It's not an endorsement. He just signed their stupid farking pledge.

Henry the 8th was named defender of the Catholic faith by the Pope. Then, he decided he wanted a divorce so he jettisoned the catholic religion and started his own religion.

Today, Queen Elizabeth II (who can trace her linage to his father but not to him) is still called the "defender of the faith".

Maggie Gallagher wants Newt's lizard.

Diogenes: It's not an endorsement. He just signed their stupid farking pledge.

Not exactly, but they did issue this press release:

. "Mr. Gingrich joins all the other major candidates who have made a similar commitment, save for one-Ron Paul. Now we will embark on an intensive communications program to inform Iowa voters who will stand with them to preserve marriage, and who has abandoned them on marriage."

So the National Organization for Marriage will let their members know that the thrice married, "blow jobs from interns isn't cheating" Newt Gingrich stands for the principal of marital fidelity, while Ron Paul, who has been faithfully married to the same woman for 54 years, does not.

Not a big difference there.

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: It's not an endorsement. He just signed their stupid farking pledge.

Not exactly, but they did issue this press release:

. "Mr. Gingrich joins all the other major candidates who have made a similar commitment, save for one-Ron Paul. Now we will embark on an intensive communications program to inform Iowa voters who will stand with them to preserve marriage, and who has abandoned them on marriage."

So the National Organization for Marriage will let their members know that the thrice married, "blow jobs from interns isn't cheating" Newt Gingrich stands for the principal of marital fidelity, while Ron Paul, who has been faithfully married to the same woman for 54 years, does not.

Not a big difference there.

Granted - it's a blanket endorsement of those that signed.

And I agree it's pretty shiatty for Paul, who shows more fidelity to his wife AND the Constitution.

what_now: Henry the 8th was named defender of the Catholic faith by the Pope. Then, he decided he wanted a divorce so he jettisoned the catholic religion and started his own religion.

Today, Queen Elizabeth II (who can trace her linage to his father but not to him) is still called the "defender of the faith".

But... but... but Tudor?

Newt Gingrich loves traditional marriage. In fact, he loves it so much that he's had 3 of them!

Here's his latest catch:

Diogenes: Granted - it's a blanket endorsement of those that signed.

And I agree it's pretty shiatty for Paul, who shows more fidelity to his wife AND the Constitution.

Stating the obvious here, but the NOM doesn't really care about marital fidelity. They just want to put gays into camps.

/Baby steps

gilgigamesh: what_now: Henry the 8th was named defender of the Catholic faith by the Pope. Then, he decided he wanted a divorce so he jettisoned the catholic religion and started his own religion.

Today, Queen Elizabeth II (who can trace her linage to his father but not to him) is still called the "defender of the faith".

But... but... but Tudor?

The comparison is apt.

Paris1127: Newt Gingrich loves traditional marriage. In fact, he loves it so much that he's had 3 of them!

Here's his latest catch:
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As many times as I have seen that picture, I still can't help but be startled every time. Those eyes freak me the fark out, man.

what_now: gilgigamesh: what_now: Henry the 8th was named defender of the Catholic faith by the Pope. Then, he decided he wanted a divorce so he jettisoned the catholic religion and started his own religion.

Today, Queen Elizabeth II (who can trace her linage to his father but not to him) is still called the "defender of the faith".

But... but... but Tudor?

The comparison is apt.

I disagree. The Catholic church's denial of his request was honestly rooted in an honest belief in the sanctity of marriage.

These NOM farkers don't actually care about the sanctity of marriage, or they would have told Newt to get bent. Their agenda is to oppress gays, period.

gilgigamesh: Paris1127: Newt Gingrich loves traditional marriage. In fact, he loves it so much that he's had 3 of them!

Here's his latest catch:
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As many times as I have seen that picture, I still can't help but be startled every time. Those eyes freak me the fark out, man.

Look at that picture and know that their relationship started with her giving Newt illicit blowies.

gilgigamesh: I disagree. The Catholic church's denial of his request was honestly rooted in an honest belief in the sanctity of marriage.

Well....the Catholic Church's denial of the request was because Katherine of Aragon was a powerful woman who's nephew had sacked Rome and held the Pope hostage.

The Church at the time was anything but holy.

The comparison *I* was making was Newt's "sanctity of marriage" pledge being like Henry ( and each successive monarch) being called "Defender of the Faith" for a faith they had jettisoned.

what_now: gilgigamesh: I disagree. The Catholic church's denial of his request was honestly rooted in an honest belief in the sanctity of marriage.

Well....the Catholic Church's denial of the request was because Katherine of Aragon was a powerful woman who's nephew had sacked Rome and held the Pope hostage.

The Church at the time was anything but holy.

You obviously know more about this history than I do. I will let my ignorance bow to your knowledge.

The comparison *I* was making was Newt's "sanctity of marriage" pledge being like Henry ( and each successive monarch) being called "Defender of the Faith" for a faith they had jettisoned.

Ohhhh I didn't get that the "defender of the faith" thing referred to Catholic faith. That is funny.

James!: Look at that picture and know that their relationship started with her giving Newt illicit blowies.

When I look at that picture all thoughts are crowded out except one: a shrieking, demonic wailing "I WILL EAT YOUR SOOOOUUUULLLL"

She scares me more than the Chupacabra, and is probably more dangerous.

James!: Look at that picture and know that their relationship started with her giving Newt illicit blowies.

I think Moe Szyslak said it best: Looks like it's suicide again for me.

Theaetetus: Paris1127: Newt Gingrich loves traditional marriage. In fact, he loves it so much that he's had 3 of them!

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CANDIDE (sings).
Since marriage is divine, of course,
We cannot understand, sir,
Why there should be so much divorce.
Do let us know the answer.

CHORUS.
Do let us know the answer.

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PANGLOSS.
Why, marriage, boy,
Is such a joy,
So lovely a condition,
That many ask no better than
To wed as often as they can,
In happy repetition.

CHORUS and CUNEGONDE.
A brilliant exposition!

It's the best of all possible worlds...

Brian S. Brown, President (full bio here)





Brian S. Brown serves as President of the National Organization for Marriage. Prior to coming to NOM in 2007, Brian was the executive director of the Family Institute of Connecticut. Brian masturbates to gay porn. During the five years he was with the Family Institute, he developed it into one of the largest statewide pro-family organizations in the Northeast. Brian hangs out at truck stops and gives anonymous blowjobs to truckers. As President of NOM, Brian Brown has appeared in multiple national news outlets including the Associated Press, The Los Angeles Times, FoxNews.com, National Public Radio, The Washington Post, and Politico as well as numerous radio shows, Christian media outlets, and television stations around the country.

Brian is a C. Phil. at UCLA in American History, earned his B.A./M.A. in Modern History at Oxford University, and received his B.A. in History from Whittier College. Brian is a regular at the DC Eagle.

I think Newt is going to be faithful this time around.

I can just imagine Calista staring him down with those LAZOR eyes and telling him "Cheat and I'll rip your dick off" He probably hasn't been hard since.

vernonFL: Brian is a regular at the DC Eagle.

I thought they closed? Loved that place.

vernonFL: Brian S. Brown, President (full bio here)





Brian S. Brown serves as President of the National Organization for Marriage. Prior to coming to NOM in 2007, Brian was the executive director of the Family Institute of Connecticut. Brian masturbates to gay porn. During the five years he was with the Family Institute, he developed it into one of the largest statewide pro-family organizations in the Northeast. Brian hangs out at truck stops and gives anonymous blowjobs to truckers. As President of NOM, Brian Brown has appeared in multiple national news outlets including the Associated Press, The Los Angeles Times, FoxNews.com, National Public Radio, The Washington Post, and Politico as well as numerous radio shows, Christian media outlets, and television stations around the country.

Brian is a C. Phil. at UCLA in American History, earned his B.A./M.A. in Modern History at Oxford University, and received his B.A. in History from Whittier College. Brian is a regular at the DC Eagle.

Does that picture set off anyone else's gaydar?

EvilEgg: Does that picture set off anyone else's gaydar?

It makes my gay penis want to crawl up into my body cavity to hide.

EvilEgg: Does that picture set off anyone else's gaydar?

He looks like he is getting blown by a Thai rentboy just off camera.

Diogenes: EvilEgg: Does that picture set off anyone else's gaydar?

It makes my gay penis want to crawl up into my body cavity to hide.

that's weird..his wants to hide in your body cavity as well...

what_now: Diogenes: EvilEgg: Does that picture set off anyone else's gaydar?

It makes my gay penis want to crawl up into my body cavity to hide.

that's weird..his wants to hide in your body cavity as well...

Great, now I have a butt cramp from puckering so hard.

But, but... Gingrich is the obvious choice for conservatives...

Let's see:
A guy who has been married for 13 years, has two kids, signed off on the PATRIOT Act, "caught" Bin Laden, brought home the troops, helped finish Reagan's work in kicking the shiat out of Ghadafi, employed the previous GOP president's Defense Secretary, pushed through Mitt Romney's health care plan, and extended the Bush tax cuts.

Or a guy who cheated on his wife and then told here he wanted a divorce while she was laying in a hospital bed, married his mistress, then cheated on her, got another divorce and married the newer mistress. A guy who was investigated by the House Ethics Committee and who was finally chased by the GOP out of not only his position as Speaker, but out of the House itself for getting the them killed in the 1998 elections.

Which one sounds more like the "conservative" candidate?

Wow. Who'd he have to fark to get that endorsement?

Fart_Machine: Does anyone really give a shait about the National Organization for Marriage? Seriously?
NOM is a pretty cool acronym.