This could help explain why I know so many people who describe themselves as "recovering Southern Baptist".

It's a good thing breatses aren't mentioned in the bibble a million times.

Pink bibles? Sounds kinda gay. Homo gay.

Why is it that everything southern baptists do in the name of Christ turns out to be Satanic?

Southern baptist?
Burn him.

Impasse: Pink bibles? Sounds kinda gay. Homo gay.

Pink has long been associated with breast cancer awareness, and colors do not imply sexuality. I'm glad they are being recalled, though I think they should take it one step further and instead send the pink Bibles directly to Planned Parenthood. Then maybe we wouldn't have to worry about funding them at all.

Nadie_AZ: Basically they want a return to catholic feudalism.

Women and children are chattle. The Church owns all chattle.
Priest can sink their dicks in either.

What do these baptists have in store for the pink bibles?

BIBLE BURNING PARTY!

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: It's a good thing breatses aren't mentioned in the bibble a million times.

but asses are

Oh for chrissake.

r1niceboy: Why is it that everything southern baptists do in the name of Christ turns out to be Satanic?

If you were the Devil and wanted obedient sheeple to follow you, and they said they were Christian, you wouldn't SAY you were the Devil would you!?

miss diminutive: This could help explain why I know so many people who describe themselves as "recovering Southern Baptist".

^^ what she said

Jebus not like titties?

sounds perfectly reasonable

they don't want to fund abortions

abortion is murder

Diogenes: what_now: Look, if you broads don't want to get tit cancer, don't be so farking poor that you have to use Planned Parenthood.

Poorness is proof that Jesus hates you and wants you to die.

Some days I think that some denominations have a completely different bible that says things like:

"Blessed are the Rich, for they have purchased the Earth", "It is harder for a poor man to get into heaven than a camel through the eye of a needle" or "That which you do unto the least of these, they probably had it coming to them."

That version probably has one where he chases the poor out of the Temple for not having enough money to give patronage to the moneylenders there.

Diogenes: How compassionate.

It's not like they were using the bibles to perform abortions.

Maybe they were. Falcon punch with the Good Book?

Can someone explain to me why we fought to *keep* the south in the union?

And is it too late to let them go?

letrole: sounds perfectly reasonable

they don't want to fund abortions

abortion is murder

If they sent the Bibles to the clinics, maybe we wouldn't need the clinics.

And this is one of the seemingly endless examples exemplifying my deep-seated disdain for religious people. Your money will never be used to help fund an abortion, it would be used only to help provide a screening that could save a woman's life, but because your brain is so deeply and fundamentally broken you would spitefully withdraw your assistance to that one woman because she happens to be in the same building as another woman she doesn't know who is getting an abortion with money that had nothing to do with you.

Religious people are fundamentally brain damaged and I hold nothing but deep contempt for them. And I feel perfectly justified in my opinion, and this is a great example of why.

How about a brown colored bible for prostate cancer screenings?

Hears the snap of latex glove.

*shrug* I recall most things that have to do with breasts as well...usually quite vividly, in fact...

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: It's a good thing breatses aren't mentioned in the bibble a million times.

A reading from the Word of God, Ezekiel 23:20:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Amen.

Impasse: Pink bibles? Sounds kinda gay. Homo gay.

These days, rainbows are more gay, it's become a gay badge. In NYC if you see a guy or a woman wearing rainbows they are probably gay.

Y'know, I'm starting to think that wingnut Christianity's "you once looked at a guy who had dinner with the employee of a corporation with a board member whose second cousin once had a conversation with a congressman for a district containing a dog once belonging to a woman that got an abortion, therefore we can't do business" stance is slightly impractical.

Has anybody got a Christ Facepalm poster?

I thought the word of God was free?

kingoomieiii: James!: Maybe the bibles were defective?

None of them seem to work.

Breast cancer has just as much 'right to life' as humans do.

/just fyi

dontpointthatthingatme: letrole: sounds perfectly reasonable

they don't want to fund abortions

abortion is murder

If they sent the Bibles to the clinics, maybe we wouldn't need the clinics.

Abortion is not murder.
Fetuses are parasites that cannot sustain themselves on their own that's why they leech nutrients from the host. They are not 'alive' because they cannot sustain themselves outside their hosts.

Is this a chicken?


/or is it just an egg?

Ok I was with them after the first paragraph. I'm pro-choice, but I don't have a problem with an organization pulling a fundraiser that raises money for something they don't believe in...

Then I read the last few lines.

Yeah, fark them.

Planned Parenthood just needs to put a stop to all these nonsense stories and split into two divisions: Woman's-Health and Reproductive-Options. That way, those that want to support one and not the other can donate directly, and those that don't give a shiat can donate to the parent organization.

Maybe the bibles were defective?

Well, they were copies of "The Holman Christian Standard Bible" so, yes.

Don't you see? It's a zero sum game. Every red cent PP doesn't have to spend on breast exams is money they can spend on abortions.

Those pink bibles aren't paying to screen for cancer, they're freeing up funds to murder babies.

/or something like that