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BillCo [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 02:12:29 PM
TILF?
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 02:21:32 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
dittybopper
2011-12-15 02:49:17 PM
When it comes to teats well I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Intergalatic Mammaries
Mammaries Intergalactic.

/Another Lactation, another lactation...
 
bearded clamorer
2011-12-15 02:49:18 PM
www.fohguild.org
 
abhorrent1
2011-12-15 02:49:42 PM
Space boobies

craftastrophe.net
 
Moonlightfox
2011-12-15 02:49:57 PM
Awesome? No it's gonna be propaganda for the "I have a right to expose my breasts whenever I want wherever I want" public breastfeeding lobby.
 
Rapmaster2000
2011-12-15 02:53:01 PM
Moonlightfox: Awesome? No it's gonna be propaganda for the "I have a right to expose my breasts whenever I want wherever I want" public breastfeeding lobby.

Propaganda? Lobby? Chill, man. Just chill.
 
gwenners
2011-12-15 02:53:36 PM
Is this guy part of the federation?

26.media.tumblr.com

"I can produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluid at a moments notice!"

/hot, like said fluid
//eww
 
Jake Havechek
2011-12-15 02:54:19 PM
Ever notice most of the broads who whip their tit out in public are fat and ugly?
 
Wyalt Derp
2011-12-15 02:55:31 PM
Moonlightfox: Awesome? No it's gonna be propaganda for the "I have a right to expose my breasts whenever I want wherever I want" public breastfeeding lobby.

And this is bad because?
 
probesport
2011-12-15 02:55:49 PM
I was impressed like everyone when man began to fly out of earthly regions to planets in the sky with total media coverage we watched the heroes land as ceremoniously they disturb the cosmic sand.
 
Speaker2Animals [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 02:57:11 PM
Jake Havechek: Ever notice most of the broads who whip their tit out in public are fat and ugly?

Perhaps you aren't looking in the right places....

img820.imageshack.us
 
Detinwolf
2011-12-15 02:57:14 PM
Wyalt Derp: Moonlightfox: Awesome? No it's gonna be propaganda for the "I have a right to expose my breasts whenever I want wherever I want" public breastfeeding lobby.

And this is bad because?

There's a certain type of woman who wants to constantly whip her tits out. And unless you're in Cancun, it's not the type you want.
 
buttery_shame_cave
2011-12-15 02:57:53 PM
Jake Havechek: Ever notice most of the broads who whip their tit out in public are fat and ugly?

because they know they're not gonna get stared at, hit on, or masturbated to.

/my wife is pretty attractive, doesn't breastfeed in public.
 
Gleeman
2011-12-15 02:59:43 PM
relevant_to_my_interests.jpg
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 03:00:13 PM
dittybopper: When it comes to teats well I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Intergalatic Mammaries
Mammaries Intergalactic.

/Another Lactation, another lactation...


Well now don't you call me a noob
You stick around I'll suck your boob
No teeth yet but I still can smile
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style profile I said
It doesn't bring me back cause I'm still a Child
From the Hudson River out to the Nile
I fill the Pampers up to the very last mile
Well if you bottle me I will revile
Lemme see them bewbs like Girls Gone Wild
You've got gall you've got guile guile
To step to me I'm a titophile
If you prefer a bottle you're in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go put my nursery rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

Intergalatic Mammaries
Mammaries Intergalactic.
 
macross87
2011-12-15 03:00:15 PM
I thought we were the The Intergalactic Federation of Lactation?

/first thought
 
Rapmaster2000
2011-12-15 03:00:32 PM
Detinwolf: Wyalt Derp: Moonlightfox: Awesome? No it's gonna be propaganda for the "I have a right to expose my breasts whenever I want wherever I want" public breastfeeding lobby.

And this is bad because?

There's a certain type of woman who wants to constantly whip her tits out. And unless you're in Cancun, it's not the type you want.

Is breastfeeding the new Fark circumcision thing?
 
gwenners
2011-12-15 03:01:34 PM
macross87: I thought we were the The Intergalactic Federation of Lactation?

Splitters!
 
robodog
2011-12-15 03:02:45 PM
gwenners: Is this guy part of the federation?



"I can produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluid at a moments notice!"

/hot, like said fluid
//eww

I'd rather see the mamaries of the one on the left (loves me some Pond, hottest companion yet).
 
Closed_Minded_Bastage
2011-12-15 03:02:58 PM
Didn't we already have a couple of Boobie threads yesterday?

/NTTATWWT
//Not a bookmark
 
iron_city_ap
2011-12-15 03:03:16 PM
Wyalt Derp: Moonlightfox: Awesome? No it's gonna be propaganda for the "I have a right to expose my breasts whenever I want wherever I want" public breastfeeding lobby.

And this is bad because?

My thoughts exactly. Whip em' out any time you feel like it ladies. If I don't like em', I'll just look away. The more of you that do it, the sooner the hot ones won't be afriad to do it either.
 
droosan
2011-12-15 03:03:47 PM
yafh.com
 
Bruxellensis
2011-12-15 03:03:54 PM
FloydA: dittybopper: When it comes to teats well I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Intergalatic Mammaries
Mammaries Intergalactic.

/Another Lactation, another lactation...


Well now don't you call me a noob
You stick around I'll suck your boob
No teeth yet but I still can smile
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style profile I said
It doesn't bring me back cause I'm still a Child
From the Hudson River out to the Nile
I fill the Pampers up to the very last mile
Well if you bottle me I will revile
Lemme see them bewbs like Girls Gone Wild
You've got gall you've got guile guile
To step to me I'm a titophile
If you prefer a bottle you're in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go put my nursery rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

Intergalatic Mammaries
Mammaries Intergalactic.

www.mtbshorts.co.za
 
griff61
2011-12-15 03:04:29 PM
Should have been called the Maternal Intergalactic Lactation Federation....
 
lysdexic [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 03:08:05 PM
Rapmaster2000: Detinwolf: Wyalt Derp: Moonlightfox: Awesome? No it's gonna be propaganda for the "I have a right to expose my breasts whenever I want wherever I want" public breastfeeding lobby.

And this is bad because?

There's a certain type of woman who wants to constantly whip her tits out. And unless you're in Cancun, it's not the type you want.

Is breastfeeding the new Fark circumcision thing?

New?
 
twister_20099
2011-12-15 03:09:41 PM
DAMNIT NOW I GOTTA GET A NEW PHASER!
 
quisph
2011-12-15 03:09:59 PM
What? They didn't go for the obvious portmanteau? Lame.
 
Ed Grubermann
2011-12-15 03:12:26 PM
Moonlightfox: Awesome? No it's gonna be propaganda for the "I have a right to expose my breasts whenever I want wherever I want" public breastfeeding lobby.

You poor, oppressed little Nancy.
 
pute kisses like a man [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 03:16:21 PM
is the issue of breastfeeding in public really an issue?

how cares? boobies are not indecent. they should be allowed to be shown in public. if the booby happens to nourish a baby, then so be it. if the booby happens to be attached to an ugly person, well that's part of the risk you run by allowing boobies into your life.

/ people have breastfed in public in front of me. my mind doesn't really compute that anything out of the ordinary is going on. It is so easy to ignore.
 
quisph
2011-12-15 03:16:24 PM
Detinwolf: Wyalt Derp: Moonlightfox: Awesome? No it's gonna be propaganda for the "I have a right to expose my breasts whenever I want wherever I want" public breastfeeding lobby.

And this is bad because?

There's a certain type of woman who wants to constantly whip her tits out. And unless you're in Cancun, it's not the type you want.

Who cares what you want? It isn't done for your benefit. Although the people who avoid doing it probably avoid doing it mostly because of people like you.
 
ocendot
2011-12-15 03:16:34 PM
quisph: What? They didn't go for the obvious portmanteau? Lame.

What, galactation?
 
Ed Grubermann
2011-12-15 03:16:40 PM
Rapmaster2000: Detinwolf: Wyalt Derp: Moonlightfox: Awesome? No it's gonna be propaganda for the "I have a right to expose my breasts whenever I want wherever I want" public breastfeeding lobby.

And this is bad because?

There's a certain type of woman who wants to constantly whip her tits out. And unless you're in Cancun, it's not the type you want.

Is breastfeeding the new Fark circumcision thing?

Squeamish little candyasses have been biatching about it here for years. I suspect these are the same ball-less little wimps that whine about pubic hair.
 
Zizzowop
2011-12-15 03:17:49 PM
Yes, I TFA for the boobies, but couldn't help laugh at the idea the water refill guy had. As George Carlin said, do we all need to travel with our own personal bottle of water, just take a drink before you leave the house.
 
Ochiba
2011-12-15 03:18:41 PM
Stop arguing and make with the boobies. Work sucks, and I have an hour left to go!

ENTERTAIN ME!
 
Occam's Nailfile
2011-12-15 03:19:01 PM
Less talk, more tits. C'mon farkers.

www.perpetualmemoryloss.com
 
quisph
2011-12-15 03:19:53 PM
ocendot: quisph: What? They didn't go for the obvious portmanteau? Lame.

What, galactation?

Yep.
 
satanorsanta
2011-12-15 03:20:36 PM
pute kisses like a man: is the issue of breastfeeding in public really an issue?

how cares? boobies are not indecent. they should be allowed to be shown in public. if the booby happens to nourish a baby, then so be it. if the booby happens to be attached to an ugly person, well that's part of the risk you run by allowing boobies into your life.

/ people have breastfed in public in front of me. my mind doesn't really compute that anything out of the ordinary is going on. It is so easy to ignore.

Only easy to ignore if not attached to a hot woman. Then it is impossible to ignore
 
fireclown
2011-12-15 03:21:39 PM
i268.photobucket.com
Phasors? Space hooters?
 
hosalabad
2011-12-15 03:23:28 PM
First hit on GIS

www.yayrobot.com
 
jonny_ill
2011-12-15 03:25:25 PM
FloydA: dittybopper: When it comes to teats well I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Intergalatic Mammaries
Mammaries Intergalactic.

/Another Lactation, another lactation...


Well now don't you call me a noob
You stick around I'll suck your boob
No teeth yet but I still can smile
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style profile I said
It doesn't bring me back cause I'm still a Child
From the Hudson River out to the Nile
I fill the Pampers up to the very last mile
Well if you bottle me I will revile
Lemme see them bewbs like Girls Gone Wild
You've got gall you've got guile guile
To step to me I'm a titophile
If you prefer a bottle you're in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go put my nursery rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

Intergalatic Mammaries
Mammaries Intergalactic.

Well done, sir. Well done indeed.
 
Zizzowop
2011-12-15 03:26:08 PM
s1.static.gotsmile.net
 
MuToiD_MaN
2011-12-15 03:31:32 PM
No, they can only set their phasers to "lactate"
 
Zizzowop
2011-12-15 03:32:15 PM
Always good when talking about outer space boobs:

galacticwhores.files.wordpress.com
 
MrStench [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 03:33:01 PM
FloydA: dittybopper: When it comes to teats well I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Intergalatic Mammaries
Mammaries Intergalactic.

/Another Lactation, another lactation...


Well now don't you call me a noob
You stick around I'll suck your boob
No teeth yet but I still can smile
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile
Style profile I said
It doesn't bring me back cause I'm still a Child
From the Hudson River out to the Nile
I fill the Pampers up to the very last mile
Well if you bottle me I will revile
Lemme see them bewbs like Girls Gone Wild
You've got gall you've got guile guile
To step to me I'm a titophile
If you prefer a bottle you're in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go put my nursery rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

Intergalatic Mammaries
Mammaries Intergalactic.

WIN. Please contact me so I can let you know where to send the new keyboard that my coffee just destroyed from flying out of my mouth at a high velocity in reaction to your post.
 
friedlinx
2011-12-15 03:33:28 PM
www.odditieszone.com

/release the Titans
 
Kid Lester [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 03:34:31 PM
Those ideas suck. I'd sooner give the 5 grand to somebody looking to open a laundromat.
 
rebelpride644
2011-12-15 03:36:11 PM
Is this today's BIE/EIP thread.

If not, point me in the right direction.
If so, make with the BIE.

Also, I have never understood why people wig about breastfeeding in public. The baby is hungry, would you rather see a boob (sans nipple of course, it would be busy) or listen to a tiny human biatch and cry because it is hungry?
 
gwenners
2011-12-15 03:38:26 PM
robodog: I'd rather see the mamaries of the one on the left (loves me some Pond, hottest companion yet).

While I don't disagree, I believe that is Madame Vastra's partner, Jenny (new window).

(Outfit does remind me of Pond in the cop outfit, though)
 
ciberido
2011-12-15 03:38:54 PM
Eccentrica Gallumbits approves.
 
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