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(Toronto Star) Amusing How to avoid flying next to a drunk RIM executive   (thestar.com) divider line 15
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 10:19:43 AM
They should introduce differential pricing based on how annoying or attractive each passenger is. Instead of frequent flyer miles you earn good traveler points. If you're pretty and put out on the first flight you fly cheap because you induce fat male executives to pay extra to sit near you.
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 10:21:09 AM
I'd post a profile and pic of a huge fat guy, who's a nasty, obnoxious drunk. Then no one will want to sit next to me. More roomy!
 
Snarfangel
2011-12-15 10:34:28 AM
Would requesting a skinny deaf-mute be asking too much?
 
kingoomieiii [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 11:10:06 AM
Go first-class?
 
Cooper420
2011-12-15 11:48:08 AM
What does the content of the article even have to do with RIM?

This 'reporter' or whatever she is stinks. "I've got an idea, I'll ride the coattails of RIM's steady decline to write an article about airlines allowing social seating reservations but name RIM in the headline so more people read it"

Dumb biatch...
 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 11:49:07 AM
Cooper420: What does the content of the article even have to do with RIM?

This 'reporter' or whatever she is stinks. "I've got an idea, I'll ride the coattails of RIM's steady decline to write an article about airlines allowing social seating reservations but name RIM in the headline so more people read it"

Dumb biatch...

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it?
 
Need a Dispenser Here
2011-12-15 11:52:54 AM
Narrow my search using the terms "easy," "good looking," and "nice tits."

/crap, "female" should probably be in there somewhere too
 
nicoffeine
2011-12-15 11:58:07 AM
FTA:
"Passengers who prefer to sleep, put in their headphones or zone out during flights will be able to opt-out of sharing their personal information. "

Uh, actually, I would rather sit next to this person. I do not want to "chat" or "share my interests" with anyone when I'm traveling.
 
cannibalparrot
2011-12-15 12:01:30 PM
Need a Dispenser Here: Narrow my search using the terms "easy," "good looking," and "nice tits."

/crap, "female" should probably be in there somewhere too

Yeah, otherwise that might lead to ghastly results.
 
whatshisname
2011-12-15 12:05:01 PM
Can you check out your potential seat-mate's weight and odor as well?
 
AcneVulgaris
2011-12-15 12:09:44 PM
How does one get one of these RIM jobs?
 
treesloth
2011-12-15 01:21:31 PM
Can you rate them afterwards?

Accuracy of photo: 8/10
Engaging Conversation: N/A
Puts Out: 10/10
Hygiene: 1/10
 
Madaynun
2011-12-15 02:24:09 PM
I used to fly through the sky next to Rim Execs all the time, but then i took an Arrow in the knee.



/meme is getting old
//first time i have used it.
 
Rent Party
2011-12-15 04:51:42 PM
Cooper420: What does the content of the article even have to do with RIM?

This 'reporter' or whatever she is stinks. "I've got an idea, I'll ride the coattails of RIM's steady decline to write an article about airlines allowing social seating reservations but name RIM in the headline so more people read it"

Dumb biatch...

Location: Waterloo

Explains everything, Jim. Or Larry. Whichever one you are.
 
SpinStopper
2011-12-15 07:30:31 PM
I tend to sleep, zone, or read on flights. I have no particular interest in socializing on a plane.
 
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