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(CNN) Dumbass Yes, frat boys, we know you like rape. But creating a "who would you rape" survey for your brothers to take online will probably strike some people as inappropriate   (cnn.com) divider line 149
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2011-12-15 08:41:32 AM
...subby said "rape" twice?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 08:49:48 AM
any behavior that demeans women is not tolerated by the fraternity

Isn't it a little presumptuous in the modern era, especially in a progressive state like Vermont, to assume they want to rape women? I think the national fraternity is guilty of sexual orientation prejudice.
 
2011-12-15 08:57:50 AM
I wouldn't respond to a poll like that in case it was used against me in court.
 
2011-12-15 09:17:26 AM
There's a very simple solution here. Just circulate a survey to the women on campus asking them who they'd like to be raped by. Done - gender equity.
 
2011-12-15 09:24:17 AM
Is this like, an anonymous survey bro? Because dude I love some tits and all, but like..I would totally rape Todd. Not in a gay way, but I would just poundtown Todd.
 
2011-12-15 09:41:15 AM
I think I saw this in the movie Social Network. The NERD that created the online poll will grow up and create Rapebook. Buy stock now kids, it will be worth billions!
 
2011-12-15 09:43:17 AM
www.entertainment.com
"No means yes and yes means anal"
 
2011-12-15 09:57:01 AM
Oh fratboys, when will you abandon your rapey ways?
 
2011-12-15 10:06:18 AM
images.pictureshunt.com

"Hey, can I pledge ?"
 
2011-12-15 10:43:11 AM
Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

//Sorry, I was just thinking out loud again
 
2011-12-15 10:50:45 AM
abb3w: ...subby said "rape" twice?

Subby likes rape.
 
2011-12-15 10:51:51 AM
I want to know how they find time to go raping when they're so busy playing with each other's cocks during homoerotic initiation rituals.
 
2011-12-15 10:51:53 AM
So... where are the results?
 
2011-12-15 10:52:12 AM
Kate Gosselin
 
2011-12-15 10:52:16 AM
miss diminutive: Oh fratboys, when will you abandon your rapey ways?

Usually right after their brothers are done plowing in their front and back holes.
 
2011-12-15 10:52:59 AM
img195.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-15 10:53:15 AM
Diogenes: There's a very simple solution here. Just circulate a survey to the women on campus asking them who they'd like to be raped by. Done - gender equity.

You could even set up a system like they do on dating sites, where if both choices match up, you're each sent a notification!
 
2011-12-15 10:54:03 AM
BurnShrike: I wouldn't respond to a poll like that in case it was used against me in court.

I only rape women with cerebral palsy. That way I can tell the judge she was nodding "yes" the whole time.
 
2011-12-15 10:55:13 AM
Reminds me of the song "My Sweet Rapeable You"

Embrace me,
My sweet rapeable you.
Embrace me,
You irreplaceable you.
Just one look at you -- my heart grew tipsy in me;
You and you alone bring out the gipsy in me.
I love all
The many charms about you;
Above all
I want ropes bound about you.
Don't be a naughty baby,
Come to papa -- come to papa -- do!
My sweet rape-rape-rapeable you.
 
2011-12-15 10:55:15 AM
BurnShrike: Diogenes: There's a very simple solution here. Just circulate a survey to the women on campus asking them who they'd like to be raped by. Done - gender equity.

You could even set up a system like they do on dating sites, where if both choices match up, you're each sent a notification!


Better still, set up a survey asking the women which frat brothers they would prefer to rape with a big plastic phallus
 
2011-12-15 10:55:44 AM
Oh, my FSM! I dearly hope the questionnaire's author is not an English major. Does he also use the subjective "I" in place of the objective "me", such as asking "Does that thug lifer intend to rape I?" If not, why does he use the subjective "who" in place of the objective "whom"?
 
2011-12-15 10:56:17 AM
Diogenes: There's a very simple solution here. Just circulate a survey to the women on campus asking them who they'd like to be raped by. Done - gender equity.

Choose at least 3.
 
2011-12-15 10:56:44 AM
ZAZ: any behavior that demeans women is not tolerated by the fraternity

Isn't it a little presumptuous in the modern era, especially in a progressive state like Vermont, to assume they want to rape women? I think the national fraternity is guilty of sexual orientation prejudice.


Are you kidding?

I supposed the only proof you will accept that they want to rape women is if they actually do rape women?

Remember that thread a week or so ago where so many men *swore* there was a huge gulf between not asking a woman if she was sure she wanted to have sex to actual rape?

Yeah, maybe not so much.
 
2011-12-15 10:56:59 AM
I use to rape girl with my frat brothers, then I took an arrow to the knee
 
2011-12-15 10:57:07 AM
It was just a uh....thought experiment?
 
2011-12-15 10:57:17 AM
Over in one.
 
2011-12-15 10:57:36 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-15 10:58:38 AM
KiplingKat872: Are you kidding?

I supposed the only proof you will accept that they want to rape women is if they actually do rape women?


He was saying that perhaps they want to rape men, or children.

Happy to help.
 
2011-12-15 10:59:05 AM
In before the frat apologists talking about raping top-shelf pussy, or however the meme goes.
 
2011-12-15 10:59:16 AM
IgG4: [www.entertainment.com image 506x338]
"No means yes and yes means anal"


Now with video. (new window)

/Or rather, now with audio and dark blurry video
 
2011-12-15 11:00:07 AM
MCStymie: In before the frat apologists talking about raping top-shelf pussy, or however the meme goes.

Are you saying they put it on a pedestal?
 
2011-12-15 11:02:33 AM
This just in: College boys are sometimes inappropriate.

/was in a frat, made it through college without any rapeage.
//Well, except for that fat girl, but she over-powered me while I was drunk.
 
2011-12-15 11:03:47 AM
MCStymie: In before the frat apologists talking about raping top-shelf boy pussy, or however the meme goes.

FIFM
 
2011-12-15 11:03:56 AM
It makes me feel like I'm not doing my part, having only raped a couple of women in my life.
 
2011-12-15 11:04:45 AM
BurnShrike: Diogenes: There's a very simple solution here. Just circulate a survey to the women on campus asking them who they'd like to be raped by. Done - gender equity.

You could even set up a system like they do on dating sites, where if both choices match up, you're each sent a notification!


"You gonna git raped!"
 
2011-12-15 11:08:31 AM
Uh oh, they better not find out about the Fark Marry Kill game or everyone is going to be in trouble!
 
2011-12-15 11:11:39 AM
Who would you make sweeping generalizations about?
 
2011-12-15 11:12:17 AM
So much for freedom of speech. Seriously, this is dumb, childish, and tasteless, but no laws were broken, nobody harmed. This is the same college that had an anti-Israel rally with nasty anti-Semitic signs and they were praised as proponents of free speech.
 
2011-12-15 11:12:58 AM
So... where are the results?
 
2011-12-15 11:14:21 AM
Regular rape or Vermont rape?
 
2011-12-15 11:15:31 AM
miss diminutive: Oh fratboys, when will you abandon your rapey ways?

When you stop having innies where they have outies?
 
2011-12-15 11:17:00 AM
Thunderpipes: So much for freedom of speech. Seriously, this is dumb, childish, and tasteless, but no laws were broken, nobody harmed.

Were these people arrested by the government for their speech? No? Then freedom of speech is working in this case.
 
2011-12-15 11:17:10 AM
wallywam1: Regular rape or Vermont rape?

I hate Vermont rape. Too sticky.
 
2011-12-15 11:17:21 AM
Vermont? I didn't expect that. I didn't think stuff like this happened in that cluster of tiny states.
 
2011-12-15 11:18:46 AM
Well, who would they rape? Was the survey limited to girls on campus? Or did the survey extend to celebrities too? Did the survey include pictures? Are we talking one-on-one rape or gang-rape? Some girls, I'm sure, you wouldn't mind gangraping, but I bet there are a few girls you'd want to yourself. I bet there are a lot of rapeable (sp?) girls at U. of Vermont.

/rape
 
2011-12-15 11:20:21 AM
I'd tell you who I'd rape, but you've probably never heard of them.
-The Hipster Rapist
 
2011-12-15 11:22:39 AM
KiplingKat872: I supposed the only proof you will accept that they want to rape women is if they actually do rape women?

Isn't that how proof works? There has to actually be some?
 
2011-12-15 11:22:42 AM
scottthong.files.wordpress.com
Relax, it isn't Rape-Rape
 
2011-12-15 11:26:06 AM
"It is technically free speech and yet it is deplorable and just absolutely inappropriate and offensive,"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it the unpopular speech that created the need for the 1st Amendment. Popular speech doesn't really need to be protected.
 
2011-12-15 11:29:50 AM
Whoopi Goldberg? Supporter of underage rape and dog killers?
 
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