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(The Register) Silly New iPhone app lets you brag about all the ways you just did your hot girlfriend. In Canada   (theregister.co.uk) divider line 24
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MightyPez
2011-12-15 08:27:12 AM

I prefer the charm of the analog method, which is why I have one of these in my bed room:

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ChrisDe
2011-12-15 08:39:47 AM
That app is missing an icon

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
skinink
2011-12-15 08:41:06 AM
Okay, penis coming out.
 
ihatedumbpeople
2011-12-15 08:51:28 AM
They should have an app for married men that lets you log excuses your wife uses to not give you any.
 
Tax Boy
2011-12-15 08:56:21 AM
www.scrivit.com

Meanwhile, in America
 
JJRRutgers
2011-12-15 08:59:31 AM
Her name is Alberta and she lives in Vancouver.
 
Happy Hours [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 09:06:25 AM
This seems to discriminate against homosexuals.
 
RockofAges
2011-12-15 09:15:17 AM
Happy Hours: This seems to discriminate against homosexuals.

And furries. I don't think I would launch a discrimination suit just yet.

/pro gay rights
//don't pull the card every time
 
Xai
2011-12-15 09:19:23 AM
This app needs a 'forver alone' option to sell to apple users.
 
twister_20099
2011-12-15 09:40:01 AM
they seriously mean it when they say there is an app for that!
 
tuxq
2011-12-15 09:40:58 AM
What is it going to take for the generations, X and Y, to grow the fark up? Ffs.
 
tomcatadam
2011-12-15 10:07:58 AM
Canadians with hot girlfriends are forever perturbed by these headlines.
Yes, all seven of them.
 
Mawson of the Antarctic
2011-12-15 10:10:57 AM
What is it going to take for the Boomer Generation to die off? Ffs.
 
Pants_Optional
2011-12-15 10:11:52 AM
ChrisDe: That app is missing an icon

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 120x120]

That is not the symbol for the minivan.
 
KiplingKat872
2011-12-15 10:13:23 AM
tuxq: What is it going to take for the generations, X and Y, to grow the fark up? Ffs.

We're talking about men here.

When it comes to sex, they don't grow up.
 
Ackbar_GastricFluid
2011-12-15 10:35:45 AM
I would prefer an 'I am not having sex' alarm on my phone.
 
Tentacle
2011-12-15 10:50:31 AM
tomcatadam: Canadians with hot girlfriends are forever perturbed by these headlines.
Yes, all seven of them.

Me and my 6 friends are getting a kick out of your reply.

/Canadian
 
djscram [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 10:59:34 AM
Happy Hours: This seems to discriminate against homosexuals.

Only if there are homosexuals who can't get a date and download phone apps to support their imaginary lives, because that's the only group of heterosexuals using this thing.
 
Biiirdmaaan!
2011-12-15 11:02:52 AM
I find it telling this app is not on Android.

/Android user
//foreveralone.jpg
 
dontpointthatthingatme
2011-12-15 11:29:51 AM
Happy Hours: This seems to discriminate against homosexuals.

Not EVERYTHING has to cater to homosexuals.
 
Huck Chaser [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 11:38:58 AM
tuxq: What is it going to take for the generations, X and Y, to grow the fark up? Ffs.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
asimplescribe
2011-12-15 12:03:27 PM
New way to ditch the ole ball and chain.
 
CagedMan
2011-12-15 09:25:23 PM
Sounds like an app most farkers would have no use for.
 
WhoIsNotInMyKitchen
2011-12-17 04:08:19 PM
To be more relevant for Farkers we need a single player mode.
I don't remember the last time I played 2 player.
 
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