Uh, yes.


/according to TDS

Number 47: Newt Gingrich curve broke the Historian profession's industry average, making average Historian hiring salaries higher.

Great headline.lol.

43) Newt Gingrich likes getting blowjobs

Newt Gingrich didn't run over my dog

44. He's nicer than Hitler and hasn't killed any Jews.

coeyagi: Number 47: Newt Gingrich curve broke the Historian profession's industry average, making average Historian hiring salaries higher.

heinekenftw: 44. He's nicer than Hitler and hasn't killed any Jews.

Hey guys, how about we don't add things that are already on the list? (#6 and #23, respectively.)

45. Never raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, as far as we are aware.

Newt Gingrich is the first Republican people will think of for years to come.

45. He gives Always-in-need-of-a-good-cockpunching-Larry a well-deserved break.

Super Chronic: Hey guys, how about we don't add things that are already on the list? (#6 and #23, respectively.)

I must have missed #23. My bad.

spcMike: Jake Havechek: 43) Newt Gingrich likes getting blowjobs

Who doesn't?

Eunuchs.

"He signed a pledge to oppose gay marriage-and we all know his track record for keeping promises related to marriage.

Hah.

Super Chronic: coeyagi: Number 47: Newt Gingrich curve broke the Historian profession's industry average, making average Historian hiring salaries higher.

heinekenftw: 44. He's nicer than Hitler and hasn't killed any Jews.

Hey guys, how about we don't add things that are already on the list? (#6 and #23, respectively.)

WTF? You want me to read the article?

//my bad bro.

coeyagi: Super Chronic: coeyagi: Number 47: Newt Gingrich curve broke the Historian profession's industry average, making average Historian hiring salaries higher.

heinekenftw: 44. He's nicer than Hitler and hasn't killed any Jews.

Hey guys, how about we don't add things that are already on the list? (#6 and #23, respectively.)

WTF? You want me to read the article?

//my bad bro.

It's pretty funny, actually. Some hits, some misses, but overall it takes about one to two minutes and is worth it.

42) Newt Gingrich would have probably read the article.

Eh, his head is more trapezoidal than parallelogram.

Gotfire: [i44.tinypic.com image 500x334]

Small hands, smell like cabbage.

44. He's fighting to make sure your kids have a job.

49. He's used the Certificate template in Powerpoint more than anyone in history.

Gotfire:

Has that picture been tweaked a bit? If not, Jesus H. Christ he's got a big farking head.

Some Random Fat Guy: Gotfire:

Has that picture been tweaked a bit? If not, Jesus H. Christ he's got a big farking head.

Newt Gingrich hasn't divorced his third wife (yet).

54) Newt GIngrich sounds like a memory-boosting product made from an animal / vegetable hybrid.

55) Newt Gingrich di- NOPE....

Chuck Testa.

mrshowrules: jackiepaper: mrshowrules: 42. We once had a bachelor party for Gingrich. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Newt Gingrich is a son of a biatch

He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.

To Bill Braski!

BILL BRASKI!!

Super Chronic: 45. Never raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, as far as we are aware.

As far as we are aware!

46. "All Americans owe liberalism a great debt for having fought so passionately to end segregation. The liberal commitment to ending segregation and the colonization of the Third World are liberalism's two great contributions to the 20th century. And they often did that in the face of conservative indifference or hostility."

Newt Gingrich, Ripon Forum, Volume 25, No. 2, May 1989

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/I don't think he'll be bragging about that interview anytime soon, however.

That list was my favorite thing I read yesterday. Glad to see it get some play here.

He doesn't type memos in Comic Sans MS.

He was nice enough to fark off from politics entirely between 1999 and 2011, so there's that...