FARK.com: (6817623) Hey, honey? You know that CCTV snapshot of a middle aged man that looks like me, in my car, squeezing that college student's boob? Yeah... Photoshopped by the cops

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		Hey, honey? You know that CCTV snapshot of a middle aged man that looks like me, in my car, squeezing that college student's boob? Yeah... Photoshopped by the cops (shortlist.com)		68
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Ennuipoet

2011-12-15 08:43:51 AM

"You're stealing my move? You wanna piece of me?"

jspenguin

2011-12-15 09:40:53 AM

miss diminutive

2011-12-15 10:06:11 AM

He honestly pulled the "brake quickly and stick out arm to brace female passenger" boob grab? I thought that died out when the dot-com bubble burst.

Grables'Daughter

2011-12-15 10:09:34 AM

miss diminutive: He honestly pulled the "brake quickly and stick out arm to brace female passenger" boob grab? I thought that died out when the dot-com bubble burst.

That picture is PURE WIN.

miss diminutive

2011-12-15 10:12:21 AM

Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: He honestly pulled the "brake quickly and stick out arm to brace female passenger" boob grab? I thought that died out when the dot-com bubble burst.

That picture is PURE WIN.

www.shortlist.com

I love how she's just looking down at his hand as if she's thinking "so THIS is what he considers foreplay?".

Grables'Daughter

2011-12-15 10:18:52 AM

miss diminutive: Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: He honestly pulled the "brake quickly and stick out arm to brace female passenger" boob grab? I thought that died out when the dot-com bubble burst.

That picture is PURE WIN.

[www.shortlist.com image 615x330]

I love how she's just looking down at his hand as if she's thinking "so THIS is what he considers foreplay?".

It looks like his hand is actually under her shirt.

That's a really good Photoshop job by the police.

Maybe you guys can come up with some other things that the police Photoshop into photo speed tickets...

: )

Sybarite

2011-12-15 10:50:59 AM

Is that the breast excuse he can come up with?

WTF Indeed

2011-12-15 11:01:37 AM

Grables'Daughter

2011-12-15 11:07:28 AM

WTF Indeed: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x232]

"Sweet, sweet can..."

litespeed74

2011-12-15 11:10:47 AM

Maybe driving while asian isn't such a bad thing.

Rapmaster2000

2011-12-15 11:11:29 AM

Grables'Daughter

2011-12-15 11:13:53 AM

Sybarite: Is that the breast excuse he can come up with?

What a boob.

WTF Indeed

2011-12-15 11:14:32 AM

Grables'Daughter: "Sweet, sweet can..."

I read the headline and thought "I bet miss diminutive already beat me too the Simpson's reference." So when I saw she didn't, I pounced. You're slipping miss diminutive. For shame, for shame.

topcon

2011-12-15 11:16:42 AM

angry_scientist

2011-12-15 11:19:39 AM

Who hasn't been there? It doesn't take a rocket surgeon, when a woman says "Oh will you just feel my boobs?" You do it!

/well hello there GD...

NationalHero

2011-12-15 11:25:24 AM

I love his put-off disinterested expression. That pic rules!

Bruxellensis

2011-12-15 11:28:58 AM

Grables'Daughter: Sybarite: Is that the breast excuse he can come up with?

What a boob.

Yeah, but titty even like her?

8DragonFark

2011-12-15 11:32:41 AM

What, no "What's his Fark handle?" yet? I am disappoint.

ferretman

2011-12-15 11:35:03 AM

This is a common occurrence...

t2.gstatic.com

PNSFW (new window)

Vash's Apprentice

2011-12-15 11:35:23 AM

Approves

/What the hell's that furry thing in his lap?
//It's not there now.
///There it is again!

spetsdod

2011-12-15 11:36:01 AM

Grables'Daughter: Sybarite: Is that the breast excuse he can come up with?

What a boob.

Yeah, but titty even like her?

No doubt about tit. The mammary of the event is still fresh in his mind.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian

2011-12-15 11:36:22 AM

He did it again? Getting caught the first time wasn't enough for him?

\old news makes me sad

pute kisses like a man

2011-12-15 11:41:26 AM

In switzerland, there was a huge legal battle over the use of traffic camera pictures.

The cameras would take and front and/or back picture of the car if it was speeding, running a light, etc. Then, the state authority would mail a ticket to the offender with the picture from the event. a large number of swiss men created a class action type suit to say that their rights were violated because, due to a minor traffic ticket, their wives had discovered they were having affairs (by looking at the traffic pictures).

the government came to the conclusion that mailing the tickets was in fact a violation of whatever the swiss would call due process, because the minor nature of the offense warranted a fee, not a divorce. But, they still needed to mail a picture of the offense so that the offender could defend himself and confront the evidence. So, now, the picture only includes the car and license plate, any part of the cabin is cropped out.

Grables'Daughter

2011-12-15 11:42:51 AM

ferretman: This is a common occurrence...

[t2.gstatic.com image 282x179]
[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 496x600]

PNSFW (new window)

www.beertripper.com

/but Chewbacca wasn't speeding
//virgule virgule

SoCalSurfer

2011-12-15 11:51:13 AM

king_nacho

2011-12-15 11:51:54 AM

in Kentucky traffic offenses must be witnessed live by an officer, and that officer must appear in court to testify, so if you'd like to grope your passenger, you can come here and not worry about the cops sending a pic of it to your house.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian

2011-12-15 11:55:24 AM

king_nacho: in Kentucky traffic offenses must be witnessed live by an officer, and that officer must appear in court to testify, so if you'd like to grope your passenger, you can come here and not worry about the cops sending a pic of it to your house.

I'm on my way....can you line up a few appropriate passengers for me?

turbotikigod

2011-12-15 11:58:28 AM

"Can George Glass do this??"

Grables'Daughter

2011-12-15 11:58:54 AM

I would love to be photoshopped into that pic.

: )

davidab

2011-12-15 11:59:38 AM

miss diminutive: Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: He honestly pulled the "brake quickly and stick out arm to brace female passenger" boob grab? I thought that died out when the dot-com bubble burst.

That picture is PURE WIN. I love how she's just looking down at his hand as if she's thinking "so THIS is what he considers foreplay?".

After studying the pic, I am inclined to believe that hand may not have been invited into that shirt. Perhaps we should ask the young woman on her wall.

www.shortlist.com

Parthenogenetic

2011-12-15 12:04:06 PM

I'll just leave this here...

www.thesuperficial.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLoAYFdFh5c (new window)

Erik_Emune

2011-12-15 12:07:54 PM

pute kisses like a man: In switzerland, there was a huge legal battle over the use of traffic camera pictures.

The cameras would take and front and/or back picture of the car if it was speeding, running a light, etc. Then, the state authority would mail a ticket to the offender with the picture from the event. a large number of swiss men created a class action type suit to say that their rights were violated because, due to a minor traffic ticket, their wives had discovered they were having affairs (by looking at the traffic pictures).

the government came to the conclusion that mailing the tickets was in fact a violation of whatever the swiss would call due process, because the minor nature of the offense warranted a fee, not a divorce. But, they still needed to mail a picture of the offense so that the offender could defend himself and confront the evidence. So, now, the picture only includes the car and license plate, any part of the cabin is cropped out.

Same thing in Denmark. Huge invasion of privacy, otherwise. Can't use the photos for issuing seat belt fines, either - even if the photo clearly shows the seat belt isn't buckled.

WTF Indeed

2011-12-15 12:08:47 PM

Grables'Daughter: I would love to be photoshopped into that pic.

: )

files.sharenator.com

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian

2011-12-15 12:10:15 PM

Erik_Emune: pute kisses like a man: In switzerland, there was a huge legal battle over the use of traffic camera pictures.

The cameras would take and front and/or back picture of the car if it was speeding, running a light, etc. Then, the state authority would mail a ticket to the offender with the picture from the event. a large number of swiss men created a class action type suit to say that their rights were violated because, due to a minor traffic ticket, their wives had discovered they were having affairs (by looking at the traffic pictures).

the government came to the conclusion that mailing the tickets was in fact a violation of whatever the swiss would call due process, because the minor nature of the offense warranted a fee, not a divorce. But, they still needed to mail a picture of the offense so that the offender could defend himself and confront the evidence. So, now, the picture only includes the car and license plate, any part of the cabin is cropped out.

Same thing in Denmark. Huge invasion of privacy, otherwise. Can't use the photos for issuing seat belt fines, either - even if the photo clearly shows the seat belt isn't buckled.

I don't get the whole" invasion of privacy" thing....if the public can see it, then there's no expectation of privacy, and nothing was invaded. People are just way too sensitive and entitled.

miss diminutive

2011-12-15 12:12:26 PM

WTF Indeed: Grables'Daughter: "Sweet, sweet can..."

I read the headline and thought "I bet miss diminutive already beat me too the Simpson's reference." So when I saw she didn't, I pounced. You're slipping miss diminutive. For shame, for shame.

Yeah, but there's no shame in being beaten by the best.
I was beaten by the best, son.

WTF Indeed

2011-12-15 12:16:55 PM

miss diminutive: Yeah, but there's no shame in being beaten by the best.
I was beaten by the best, son.

I won this round, but you'll back on top soon enough. I still have much to learn.

Launch Code

2011-12-15 12:26:56 PM

It's one of those foreign cars, maybe that's how you work the turn signals.

Click to enlarge

2011-12-15 12:38:27 PM

Obviously just passed this road sign:
4.bp.blogspot.com

trickygringuito

2011-12-15 12:49:02 PM

miss diminutive: Grables'Daughter: miss diminutive: He honestly pulled the "brake quickly and stick out arm to brace female passenger" boob grab? I thought that died out when the dot-com bubble burst.

That picture is PURE WIN.

[www.shortlist.com image 615x330]

I love how she's just looking down at his hand as if she's thinking "so THIS is what he considers foreplay?".

What are the odds of this being one of the students selling herself to pay tuition? That could explain his advance being permitted, even if she wasn't excited about it.

pxsteel

2011-12-15 12:49:20 PM

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian:

I don't get the whole" invasion of privacy" thing....if the public can see it, then there's no expectation of privacy, and nothing was invaded. People are just way too sensitive and entitled.

People have had to resort to this type of argument because the powers that be and no-nothing do-gooders ignor the FACTS.

Eddie Adams from Torrance

2011-12-15 12:51:01 PM

He probably dropped his cell phone and was just looking for it.

capt.hollister

2011-12-15 12:53:16 PM

Launch Code: It's one of those foreign cars, maybe that's how you work the turn signals.

Just trying to turn the high beams on... one at a time.

miss diminutive

2011-12-15 12:53:52 PM

trickygringuito: What are the odds of this being one of the students selling herself to pay tuition?

Wait, students can do that?! And here I was working and getting loans like a sucker!

StevetheSkull

2011-12-15 12:55:08 PM

Grables'Daughter: I would love to be photoshopped into that pic.

: )

Quick and dirty

i1142.photobucket.com

poot42

2011-12-15 01:04:35 PM

StevetheSkull: Grables'Daughter: I would love to be photoshopped into that pic.

: )

Quick and dirty

[i1142.photobucket.com image 615x330]

Nice!
/now I can rest easy
//This? Oh it's just something I dropped here ... for research ....

skinink

2011-12-15 01:19:47 PM

Boobs are my co-pilot.

you_idiot

2011-12-15 01:20:26 PM

Ladies, if you don't want us to squeeze your boobs, stop being so hot dammit!

inelegy

2011-12-15 01:38:00 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance

2011-12-15 01:43:26 PM

capt.hollister: Launch Code: It's one of those foreign cars, maybe that's how you work the turn signals.

Just trying to turn the high beams on... one at a time.

I channeled my inner 12 year old and LOL'd at that.

inelegy

2011-12-15 01:53:30 PM