This has got to be more than a thief. He's just a bad person

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"I came downstairs, which is what I always do, went outside to get the paper, and no car," Mundy said.

Kinda sounds like something from Robert Hays would say.

I'm not saying you can pick out a criminal by the way he looks, but you can tell this guy is a criminal just by looking at him.

Please excuse the extraneous "from".

When I was a teenager, about fifty years ago, this was called taking a car for a joyride, punishable by either a boys-will-be-boys reprimand or induction into the Army for your tenth offense. Now in our overly litigious society, it's called grand theft auto, which will get you ten to fifteen years in prison. The profiteering of the prison industry is why America has more incarcerated people than any country in the world. If we all weren't so economically distraught, perhaps we could turn our occupy protests to demanding the release of all offenders convicted of manslaughter or lesser charge. Unfortunately, we all feel safer when these so called criminals are locked away in dungeons instead of getting job training.

And I'm all out of milk

A yellow '98 Boxster? Kid did you a favor dude. The 1998 and 1999 Boxsters were nightmares. In fact, start typing 1998 Boxster into Google and it auto-enters "1998 Boxster problems" for you.

I only came here to kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost outta beer.

While I believe the kid needs to be thrown in jail for a while, I never can find myself feeling sorry for a Porsche owner.

"investigators found the car with 19-year-old Chase Cameron".

We've got to chase, chase, chase Chase Cameron
Come along we'll all chase Chase Cameron...

What Chase / Cameron might look like:

spentmiles: this was called taking a car for a joyride, punishable by either a boys-will-be-boys reprimand or induction into the Army for your tenth offense

"Inside the Porsche, deputies found tools, a cash register, a credit card machine..."

What did they call that in your day - urban scrumping? Punishable by a clip round the earhole and no belt-onions for a month?

/thanks to Bill Bailey
//doubt that you're serious but felt like adding this anyway

Cheesus: While I believe the kid needs to be thrown in jail for a while, I never can find myself feeling sorry for a Porsche owner.

Why? they really aren't bad cars and rather fun to own. It's not like it's a Prius.

Cheesus: While I believe the kid needs to be thrown in jail for a while, I never can find myself feeling sorry for a Porsche owner.

I like my sporty little Boxster. Is there something wrong with that? Should I be driving a suv?

a 98 Boxster? lmao. It's not even a Porsche, Porsches are built in Stuttgart. Dude got robbed twice.

Captain_Ballbeard: a 98 Boxster? lmao. It's not even a Porsche, Porsches are built in Stuttgart. Dude got robbed twice.

Poor trolling 1/10

probesport: Captain_Ballbeard: a 98 Boxster? lmao. It's not even a Porsche, Porsches are built in Stuttgart. Dude got robbed twice.

Poor trolling 1/10


Not a troll. Anybody who knows Porsche cars knows that Boxsters, Panameras, Caymans and Cayennes are all built in foreign factories. The Stuttgart factory makes the real deal, and they farm out the rest, selling it to hipster web designers and commissioned brokers. This lets them fund the racing team and the real engineering in Stuttgart.

When my kids see a Boxster, they sing "Boxstar, for a rockstar without a guitar."

/77 Euro 911 SC
//86.5 928

Panameras are sweet.

Callous: The Muthaship: Panameras are sweet.

Now THAT'S poor trolling.

I really do like them. Just because the idiots on Top Gear think it's ugly doesn't mean it is. It's not gorgeous, but it is a hell of a car.

spentmiles: When I was a teenager, about fifty years ago, this was called taking a car for a joyride, punishable by either a boys-will-be-boys reprimand or induction into the Army for your tenth offense. Now in our overly litigious society, it's called grand theft auto, which will get you ten to fifteen years in prison. The profiteering of the prison industry is why America has more incarcerated people than any country in the world. If we all weren't so economically distraught, perhaps we could turn our occupy protests to demanding the release of all offenders convicted of manslaughter or lesser charge. Unfortunately, we all feel safer when these so called criminals are locked away in dungeons instead of getting job training.

You sound old.

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not saying you can pick out a criminal by the way he looks, but you can tell this guy is a criminal just by looking at him.

That and the name 'Chase'. It's the male version of Destiny.

FTA: "According to a police report, someone called 911 when they thought Cameron was acting nervous and irritated at a McDonald's in Ponte Vedra."

WTF? People call 9-11 over a teenager being annoyed? I'm taking a wild stab here but I'm going to guess that his behaviour was rather a little more out of the norm at the Mickey D's...Like he wanted a burger before 11am.

Captain_Ballbeard: probesport: Captain_Ballbeard: a 98 Boxster? lmao. It's not even a Porsche, Porsches are built in Stuttgart. Dude got robbed twice.

Poor trolling 1/10


Not a troll. Anybody who knows Porsche cars knows that Boxsters, Panameras, Caymans and Cayennes are all built in foreign factories. The Stuttgart factory makes the real deal, and they farm out the rest, selling it to hipster web designers and commissioned brokers. This lets them fund the racing team and the real engineering in Stuttgart.

When my kids see a Boxster, they sing "Boxstar, for a rockstar without a guitar."

/77 Euro 911 SC
//86.5 928

So you also discredit the 356 and a great deal of the early racing heritage?