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		If you suspect a neighborhood kid of stealing from your vehicle, a sure-fire way of getting the cops' interest is to chase the kid into his own home, kick down the front door, and then wave around a stolen shotgun at everyone (wwl.com)		19
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Pert

2011-12-15 09:05:34 AM

"Following his arrest, police say they charged Norman with aggravated assault, home invasion, simple criminal damage to property, illegal possession of stolen firearms, and illegal possession of a firearm by a person convicted of certain felonies. "

www.motifake.com

PunchDrunkPanda

2011-12-15 09:07:06 AM

At least now he knows what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

Somacandra

2011-12-15 09:11:58 AM

"Do you see what happens, Larry?"

The Repeated Meme

2011-12-15 09:12:09 AM

You're killing your father Larry!

Somacandra

2011-12-15 09:12:39 AM

PunchDrunkPanda: At least now he knows what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

Great minds and all that....

probesport

2011-12-15 09:14:27 AM

Best.Shotgun.Ever (new window)

Jake Havechek

2011-12-15 09:17:23 AM

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

myinternetname

2011-12-15 09:17:40 AM

For those who are stupid, I'd like to point out this person is not a "gun owner" but a criminal. I'm sure I'm wasting my time, but it never hurts to try.

Satanic_Hamster

2011-12-15 09:19:59 AM

myinternetname: For those who are stupid, I'd like to point out this person is not a "gun owner" but a criminal. I'm sure I'm wasting my time, but it never hurts to try.

I don't believe anyone has mentioned anything about "gun owners."

AcneVulgaris

2011-12-15 09:24:11 AM

Satanic_Hamster: myinternetname: For those who are stupid, I'd like to point out this person is not a "gun owner" but a criminal. I'm sure I'm wasting my time, but it never hurts to try.

I don't believe anyone has mentioned anything about "gun owners."

...a horribly persecuted minority.

Deathfrogg

2011-12-15 09:26:50 AM

"Two things are infinite, the universe, and human stupidity. And I am not sure about the universe."

- Albert Einstein

Amos Quito

2011-12-15 09:37:26 AM

From another story on the incident: (new window)

"Norman, of 2625 Bessemer St., fled to a nearby home, where he was arrested. He was found to have a stolen Mossberg 12-gauge shotgun and a stolen .40-caliber handgun, McGregor said. The shotgun was reported stolen during a July 11 vehicle burglary at 2820 Williams Blvd., and the handgun was reported stolen to the New Orleans Police Department."

So he used a shotgun he previously stole from a vehicle to chase down an 11 year old he suspected from stealing from his vehicle?

media.nola.com

Karma works in mysterious ways

Troublesome Strumpet

2011-12-15 09:39:03 AM

Kenner police say Norman has a prior felony conviction for simple burglary

So he can dish it but can't take it, huh? Pussy.

thatboyoverthere

2011-12-15 10:09:01 AM

You know I actually hope the kid did steal from him. Then the kid will never ever get out of line again. I mean having a deranged man burst into you house with a shotgun is a pretty good teaching tool for why you don't steal.

/That and this asshole kinda deserves any bad thing that happens to him.

Incog_Neeto

2011-12-15 10:11:21 AM

#poorpeopleproblems

Bruxellensis

2011-12-15 10:11:45 AM

wish there was voting in this thread

thanks for the laughs, guys

domo_kun_sai

2011-12-15 10:24:51 AM

PunchDrunkPanda: At least now he knows what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

And for feeding him scrambled eggs.

Jake Havechek

2011-12-15 10:45:39 AM

The Dude: Do you find them much, these, stolen cars?

Younger Cop: Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.

Older Cop: Or the Creedence.

thelordofcheese

2011-12-17 11:54:54 AM

Thanks for the advice.

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