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2011-12-15 08:52:18 AM
New rule: If a bowl wants sponsorship, it has to be in the "Rose Bowl Presented By" mode. The only possible exception to this is the Idaho Famous Potatoes Bowl, because that somehow makes sense, even though having a farking bowl game on the Smurf Turf in the wintertime does not.

\that being said, since they've never had real names, wtf do you call the bowls in Charlotte and Mobile?
 
2011-12-15 10:09:07 AM
FTFA: I simply do not understand why the Gator Bowl would allow a sponsor that makes their game sound more like a joke than a legitimate bowl game.
 
2011-12-15 10:45:00 AM
No. 1 Belk Bowl

What is a Belk? Why does Belk have a bowl?


According to the author's bio, he's from Cleveland. You really don't have to travel very far south from there to start seeing Belk anchor stores on pretty much every mall.
 
2011-12-15 11:24:14 AM
third year in a row I've seen the San Diego County Union Poinsettia Bowl on a list like this


..for good reason
 
2011-12-15 11:31:13 AM
IT HELPS KEEP THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME FOR STUDENT-ATHLETES!
 
2011-12-15 11:31:13 AM
I thought the Beef O'Brady Bowl would make the list.

/ GO MARSHALL!
 
2011-12-15 11:32:18 AM
On the other hand, "Military Bowl -- Pres. By Northrop Grumman" is pretty much the perfect way to go about sponsorship.
 
2011-12-15 11:34:27 AM
I miss the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl. The stadium it was played in really made it live up to being the Weed-Eater Bowl.
 
2011-12-15 11:40:22 AM
Why do you give a sh*t what the bowl is called? It doesn't change the game.
 
2011-12-15 11:42:14 AM
"This one's for all the Tostitos"
 
2011-12-15 11:43:31 AM
VarmintCong: I miss the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl. The stadium it was played in really made it live up to being the Weed-Eater Bowl.

And Shreveport is soooo lovely this time of year.


\snerk.
 
2011-12-15 11:44:09 AM
FriarReb98: New rule: If a bowl wants sponsorship, it has to be in the "Rose Bowl Presented By" mode. ...

\that being said, since they've never had real names, wtf do you call the bowls in Charlotte and Mobile?


The Charlotte Area Department Store Bowl Presented by Belk.

Noice!
 
2011-12-15 11:44:10 AM
kwame: Why do you give a sh*t what the bowl is called? It doesn't change the game.

Who shiat in your Meineke Car Care of Texas bowl this morning?
 
2011-12-15 11:45:16 AM
Tradition!
 
2011-12-15 11:45:32 AM
kwame: Why do you give a sh*t what the bowl is called? It doesn't change the game. make it more or less relevant.

FTFY.
 
2011-12-15 11:48:48 AM
I remember the good ol' days when bowl games were always named after fruits and flowers, not corporate sponsorships and .com companies.

Now get off my lawn
 
2011-12-15 11:56:05 AM
The Little Caesars Pizza Bowl laughs at your list.

/Go Broncos!
 
2011-12-15 11:56:12 AM
I miss the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl.
 
2011-12-15 11:58:07 AM
I'm still waiting for the "2 Girls 1 Bowl" game.
 
2011-12-15 12:04:42 PM
But we can't have a playoff because it would destroy the tradition of ridiculously named bowls.
 
2011-12-15 12:08:47 PM
My favorite fake name that I use for the "lesser" bowls is the "Bob's Backyard Junior College and Auto Parts Emporium Bowl"
 
2011-12-15 12:18:29 PM
Get over it Subby. The two best teams are playing in the National Championship. What more could you want?

/Your tears are delicious.
 
2011-12-15 12:21:34 PM
I miss the Papajohns.com Bowl. I think it's called the BBVA Compass Bowl now, which is only a slightly less stupid name.
 
2011-12-15 12:21:55 PM
m1ke: My favorite fake name that I use for the "lesser" bowls is the "Bob's Backyard Junior College and Auto Parts Emporium Bowl"

Mine is "The Sani-Flush Toilet Bowl"
 
2011-12-15 12:25:30 PM
I don't know how the Beef 'O' Brady Bowl (new window)didn't make the list.

/I don't even know what a beef O brady is.
//I'm sure going to ask my wife if I can give her one.
 
2011-12-15 12:26:58 PM
Don't they look excited to be here folks!
www.stpetersburgbowl.com
Beef O Brady's, where the action is!
 
2011-12-15 12:32:00 PM
Liquorslingr: I'm still waiting for the "2 Girls 1 Bowl" game.

Yeah, I lol'ed in my cubicle when I read this. Thanks, now my coworkers think I'm crazy....
 
2011-12-15 12:32:33 PM
I really wish I had the cash to take the bottom 8 teams and have reverse playoff to figure out who the worst team in the country is.

I mean if we can't realistically find out who the best is, why not at least determine the worst?

"Welcome to the 1st Annual Clorox Toilet Bowl"
 
2011-12-15 12:36:06 PM
FriarReb98: New rule: If a bowl wants sponsorship, it has to be in the "Rose Bowl Presented By" mode. The only possible exception to this is the Idaho Famous Potatoes Bowl, because that somehow makes sense, even though having a farking bowl game on the Smurf Turf in the wintertime does not.

\that being said, since they've never had real names, wtf do you call the bowls in Charlotte and Mobile?


If I ever stop being lazy, I am going to start a harassment campaign of these farking sponsors. Calling, emailing, and snail mailing them letting them know I am not buying their products because I am tired of their absurd company names ruining the pride and tradition of these bowls. Capital One Bowl? Cool. It fits. Beef O' Brady's? Yeah, no.
 
2011-12-15 12:36:09 PM
Came here for the Beef O'Brady's trashing...leaving satisfied.

/still, go Herd...not much to cheer about these days as a Marshall alum, so I'll take what I can get.
//as a WVU alum, however (which I am as well)...good to see 9-3 gets you a BCS bowl!! GO 'EERS!!!
 
2011-12-15 12:37:27 PM
stewbert: "This one's for all the Tostitos"

You knew that line was coming. ESPN is almost as big of a sellout as CBS. Yeah, I'm a bit shocked Verne Lundquist (sp?) didn't do it first, but it was only a matter of time before we got meta-advertising into the broadcast booth.
 
2011-12-15 12:45:47 PM
merkey88: stewbert: "This one's for all the Tostitos"

You knew that line was coming. ESPN is almost as big of a sellout as CBS. Yeah, I'm a bit shocked Verne Lundquist (sp?) didn't do it first, but it was only a matter of time before we got meta-advertising into the broadcast booth.

Almost?
ESPN is the reason half of these stupid bowl games exist! ESPN might as well be Oprah giving away cars. You get a bowl game and you get a bowl game and everybody gets a bowl game!
 
2011-12-15 12:48:29 PM
discgolfguru: I thought the Beef O'Brady Bowl would make the list.

It probably would've if it were still called the magicJack St. Petersburg Bowl.
 
2011-12-15 12:49:11 PM
Where is the UFIA Bowl
 
2011-12-15 12:56:04 PM
IggyFan: The Little Caesars Pizza Bowl laughs at your list.

/Go Broncos!


I dunno. I have to believe that makes it sound more appealing than the Motor City Bowl. (I can picture it: Detroit? Day after Christmas? SWEET!)
 
2011-12-15 12:57:54 PM
kwame: Why do you give a sh*t what the bowl is called? It doesn't change the game.

It makes people seem more important to be upset at all things.
 
2011-12-15 12:59:03 PM
I don't know about you, but the game I'm looking forward to is The Humboldt County Sensimilla Bowl, sponsored by medical marijuana.

I also had some mild interest in the Bankers Scamming the Fed Bowl, sponsored by Goldman-Sachs, but then I found out it was just the Harvard-Yale game.
 
2011-12-15 12:59:58 PM
lilplatinum: Where is the UFIA Bowl

It's coming next season - The Sneed's Feed And Seed UFIA Bowl.
 
2011-12-15 01:03:55 PM
It's the Papa-Johns-two-medium-three-topping-pizzas-for-11.99-every-Tuesday-and -Thursday Bowl!
 
2011-12-15 01:11:37 PM
i27.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-15 01:19:48 PM
IggyFan: /Go Broncos!

Sadly, probably half the Purdue alum out there halfway echo this sentiment, if a bowl loss means the canning of Danny Hope.

/I'm not one of them
 
2011-12-15 01:29:31 PM
Liquorslingr: I'm still waiting for the "2 Girls 1 Bowl" game.

gscentral.net
 
2011-12-15 01:35:30 PM
There are some marketing/advert folks totally asleep at the wheel here...

* The Hormel Chili Bowl
* Long John Silver's Fish Bowl
* The Techmo Techmo Bowl
* Fresh Express Salad Bowl
* Colorado Medical Marijuana Growers Compassionate Care Bowl at Mile High Stadium
* The Brunswick Bowling Bowl
* Super Cuts Bowl Cut Bowl
* Florida Law Enforcement Trooper Bowl
* The Clothes Bowl presented by Izod
 
2011-12-15 01:40:19 PM
iamskibibitz: * The Clothes Bowl presented by Izod

"This is the dawning of a brave new world!"
 
2011-12-15 01:41:04 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-12-15 01:45:34 PM
Shady_Short_Busser: Came here for the Beef O'Brady's trashing...leaving satisfied.

/still, go Herd...not much to cheer about these days as a Marshall alum, so I'll take what I can get.
//as a WVU alum, however (which I am as well)...good to see 9-3 gets you a BCS bowl!! GO 'EERS!!!


MU alum AND WVU alum? Does that mean you have to hate yourself? Actually we should start a club of WV folks who actually pull for both teams. I think there might be seven of us or so.

/ MU alum
 
2011-12-15 01:51:11 PM
lecavalier: Capital One Bowl? Cool. It fits.

Nope. Not on my watch. Call it the Citrus and call the Champs Sports Bowl the Tangerine. And to answer my own question... maybe Dogwood Bowl for Charlotte, Camelia Bowl for Mobile, bring back the Peach, Copper and Motor City Bowls, maybe Golden Gate Bowl if you keep the SF one. Still no ideas for the Dallas non-Cotton bowls.
 
2011-12-15 01:54:27 PM
iamskibibitz * Florida Law Enforcement Trooper Bowl

That's the one with a roadblock that checks registration and insurance, where they ask everyone if they can search their car. And they give everyone in the parking lot a complimentary parking ticket. And if you don't pay the ticket off in 90 days, you get a summons to appear in court for a contempt of court charge.

/funny post
 
2011-12-15 01:59:57 PM
discgolfguru: Shady_Short_Busser: Came here for the Beef O'Brady's trashing...leaving satisfied.

/still, go Herd...not much to cheer about these days as a Marshall alum, so I'll take what I can get.
//as a WVU alum, however (which I am as well)...good to see 9-3 gets you a BCS bowl!! GO 'EERS!!!

MU alum AND WVU alum? Does that mean you have to hate yourself? Actually we should start a club of WV folks who actually pull for both teams. I think there might be seven of us or so.

/ MU alum


But I thought the whole state was one big happy family!

/sorry
 
2011-12-15 02:05:12 PM
Ponzholio: IT HELPS KEEP THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME FOR STUDENT-ATHLETES!

Yes, it has so much integrity that it's managed to delegitimize a potential LSU championship that under any other concievable system would not really be in question.
 
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