RodneyToady: Thirteen and still believes in Santa? I don't believe this in the least.

Look at her name.

Bathia_Mapes: If she was my daughter she'd have a black eye.

/you never know if she'll play hooky, go to the local mall and try to stab the mall santa if she's willing to write a letter threatening to kill him

She'll make some unlucky man extremely miserable one day.

RodneyToady: Demanding Mekeeda Austin, 13, warned Father Christmas that he will be 'killed' if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of lavish gifts.


Thirteen and still believes in Santa? I don't believe this in the least.

There are not words for this waste of space and her mother.

Subby, that is SANTA'S MAIL. For shame.

/ FBI at your door.

urban.derelict: Bathia_Mapes: If she was my daughter she'd have a black eye.

/you never know if she'll play hooky, go to the local mall and try to stab the mall santa if she's willing to write a letter threatening to kill him



These are the eyes of someone who would totally do that, too...

Gig103: I wonder how much the Daily Fail paid that family for the photo op and rights to her name.... 50 quid?

I love squid.

A grown man of 25 and you still beleives in leprechauns?

/punchline to the greatest joke in history.

Why does Santa by expensive toys for the rich kids and crap for the poor kids?

I like one of the commenters FTFA.

give her nothing but a reply letter from santa saying "Bring it."

What a little coont.

A clever girl wrote a clever note and dumb people took it seriously = fark of the highest order. Thank you Daily Mail.

She said she'd feed the reindeer meat to the homeless, so she can't be all that bad.

Vertdang: I like one of the commenters FTFA.

give her nothing but a reply letter from santa saying "Bring it."

What a little coont.



Agrees

Damn conservatives and their pro-life agenda. Damn libs and their anti-capitol punishment agenda. Mom needed an abortion and then a hanging.

If I had a daughter she
-would write letters like this
-wouldn't actually believe in Santa

It's best not to fark with Santa...

Atomic Spunk: She said she'd feed the reindeer meat to the homeless, so she can't be all that bad.

Judging from the rest of the letter/story, she probably only said that because she thinks reindeer meat is poisonous.

Chariset: I'd so dearly love to put a live caribou in her front room on Christmas morning, have three people standing by with cameras, give this brat a knife, and say "You said you'd kill and butcher a reindeer. Time to put up or shut up, Missy."

My one fear is that she might be psychotic enough to do it.

Yeah, that Damien-eyed little freak has probably practiced on the neighborhood's cats already.

So, somebody and the daily fail did a prank together, huh ?

Soot & ashes for that girl.

biatch you betta pay what you owe!

The last thing that family needs is media exposure. Thanks Daily Fail!

/it's not news, it's fark

Wittenberg Dropout: A grown man of 25 and you still beleives in leprechauns?

/punchline to the greatest joke in history.

wha'sthejoke.jpg?

RodneyToady: Demanding Mekeeda Austin, 13, warned Father Christmas that he will be 'killed' if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of lavish gifts.


Thirteen and still believes in Santa? I don't believe this in the least.

GAT_00: Thank you Daily Fail for keeping us infromed.

bingethinker: I wondered where all the Weekly World News writers went when they shut down. Now I know.

Fail tag is for the Daily Mail I hope for publishing such an transparent and obviously bogus story.

Santa is safe for another year.

Looks like someone is gunning for a spot on a reality show!

It's the Daily Fail so it's probably all nonsense....but:

'She loses phones constantly, so I know the Blackberry won't be in her possession for long, but she will be furious if she doesn't get one.'

That's some quality parenting right there. She's THIRTEEN! Should have learned some responsibility for her actions by now.

Good comment:

"She obviously doesn't believe in Santa, has written this with her friends as a prank and her stupid fame hungry mother has decided to take it to the press! What chance has the child got with a mother like that!"

Also, her mother's only got herself to blame for naming her "Mekeeda"

/if she were my daughter (and any of this were real which I seriously doubt) on Christmas morning she'd be opening a big box filled with all her existing possessions ripped and destroyed and crowned with one of my still-steaming turds

Article is fake.

No kid wants a blackberry.

Wow, both the kid and the mom need to be flogged.

What the kid in question may look like:



/"Daddy, I want another pony. Now."